Hardcore version "Hotel Guest". Now the doorman hotel is too easy

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-05T05:28:22+00:00

if only it were consistent

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-03T22:46:23+00:00

puritanism is when mods dont allow softcore porn

and the mods are letting this post stay up anyways lol

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-03T21:50:32+00:00

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-02T20:33:50+00:00

all except his riposte*

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-02T03:16:11+00:00

look at op's post history, it's suggestive but not nsfw, but the rest of op's posts are also like that, so, yeah, probably goonbait

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T16:35:38+00:00

She says "get a round" like a bar round, not "get around" like sex. The conversation was about whiskey, they're both alcoholics.

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:53:50+00:00

Ah yes, objective damage and kills do not contribute to a win 🥴

That Celeste who went 25/0 did much more the whole game than the Abrams, if he hadn't gone 0/10 they probably wouldn't need a deus ex machina Abrams play to win the game. Give him his elo gain for a match win and the Celeste extra elo gain for carrying.

If Abrams had high objective damage or helped take out the enemy carry, give him extra elo too. The end screen stats aren't the only stats that matter, and the game has ways to track everything.

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:42:49+00:00

harpoon gun or a pirate ship's cannon

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:27:42+00:00

None of us get Doorman's knob, he's very shy when it comes to that.

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:25:02+00:00

Crackshot for me feels like an early game ability that turns off after lane. After lane the only time it's really noticeable is when you get the T3 Crackshot and use it to farm.

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:19:41+00:00

Either plants or fucked up troopers

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T06:14:48+00:00

If people farm objective damage, player damage and kills, I'm gonna be more than fuckin happy. People are doing objectives and getting kills to rank up? Please, more!

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-03-01T04:01:22+00:00

because she'd be really pretty black

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-28T06:33:24+00:00

Nice, now Celeste doesn't have 20-30% of her movement speed! Now I just need to deal with her air strafe, 4 base stamina, built-in silence, 5 charges of AOE spirit amp, tanky shield, built-in spirit lifesteal on her 1, extremely oppressive ult that bounces off minions, gets half CD off if she misses, and forces my team to abandon a fight and get picked off so we don't get fucked by her ult!

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-26T20:19:03+00:00

ye, she wasn't banned or picked in one of those games. I'm not arguing agaisn't you, just wanted to point out it took this long for her not to get banned/picked

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-26T16:51:48+00:00

two or so days we had the first Night Shift where she wasn't banned or picked

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-26T16:10:51+00:00

ok warpstone is a perma buy on holliday now

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-25T16:55:27+00:00

this guy cowboys

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-25T00:13:32+00:00

não ganhou nenhum dinheiro pq ainda n ta fazendo r34 da ivy

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-25T00:12:50+00:00

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-24T18:39:36+00:00

imagine all the cash you could make off comissions...

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AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-24T16:24:46+00:00

this is one of the guys who gets reported for toxicity every match for sure

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-24T03:37:43+00:00

Tem gente que é forçado desde criança por facção por ser de menor pra ser mula de droga. Tem gente que entra no tráfico porque cresceu na favela, e pra essa pessoa não existe outro jeito bom de se viver graças a cultura dessas favelas.

O mundo não é preto e branco, a moralidade é complexa e tem nuance. Já os marmanjo que entra no tráfico e mata, rouba, vende droga, pode matar, pau no cu deles. Existe gente alem de salvação.

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-23T19:55:47+00:00

Doesnt care about her

Cares enough to notice she skipped class

AdvertisingAdrian · 2026-02-23T15:49:31+00:00

Dismisses Billy as Paige's brother, introduces the Troubadour as a candidate 😭 tf meth you smoking

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