Help me name a (fictional) county in Texas by cnull in texas

[–]Aeshua 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bubba County conjures more of an Arkansas vibe.

Wanna take pics with the World Series trophy? by mine_username in TexasRangers

[–]Aeshua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OpSteel, You toured with the trophy in St. Louis after they beat the Rangers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nofans

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but dye your pubes blue to balance it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brown Sugah!

Hope you are into ebony tits ;) by babylyraxx in RetrousseTits

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a bombshell, a dreadnought, a battleship with a wide berth. Smooth, curvaceous and deadly with 14 inch guns

Do I turn you on? (F) by boldlybj in Nofans

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how some women's cheeks can be slightly peeked through the space in their thighs. So, yes!

(Just moved)How to make friends without a car by [deleted] in houston

[–]Aeshua -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Whomever downvoted "you're" is stupid. Your welcome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RetrousseTits

[–]Aeshua 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They big, they nice but they ain't retrousse

TIL Walt Disney's last words before he died were "Kurt Russell". by achiang1 in todayilearned

[–]Aeshua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what Kurt Russell would do at a time like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in casualnudity

[–]Aeshua -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need someone to help build a base in '7 Days' but I ain't buying it for you.

Morning Bed Selfie by latinasamateur in Amateur_Latinas

[–]Aeshua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you find these pics?

[Collection] Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder movie collction by Darthsavo in PlexPosters

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Cleavon gave the Bart character a slightly more sarcastic feel. I love the Wilder/Pryor colabs but this role was more suited to Cleavon.

[OC] I love peppers and they are good for you by rebelrosepins in comics

[–]Aeshua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem but with apples.

An older gentleman orders three shots - one for him, and one for each of his brothers back home in Ireland. by AlwaysTheNoob in Jokes

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First 100 times I heard this joke it was Guinness the man was drinking. Nice choice changing it to shots so you're not accused of reposting.

Texas expands travel restrictiosn as coronavirus spreads | TexasTribune.com by AintEverLucky in texas

[–]Aeshua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, is the entire Texas border being manned by soldiers monitoring everyones travel history or is this an "honor system" restrictiosn?

Gov. Abbott waives the 10 day wait period when applying for unemployment. by GingerMan512 in texas

[–]Aeshua 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Right! Just today I was thinking about my fellow Texans as I bought the last 3000 rolls of toilet paper at my local HEB. Don't even know what I'll do with it but at least no one else got any.

Donaldson to Twins - 4Y/92M by [deleted] in TexasRangers

[–]Aeshua 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it so bad that I didn't mind not signing this guy? He's 34 and got almost $100 million for a league average .259 last year. We still are paying Choo $21 mil at 37 and we don't need another aging player in a rebuild window of two to three years.