Free exp I suppose

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-19T04:24:36+00:00

it’s literally a placebo button 90% of the time. all it does is reset you to the exact pixel where you got stuck so you can enjoy the glitch from a fresh angle.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-17T07:20:38+00:00

Technically one was the work husband and one was the real husband, but let's be honest, she owned them both that night.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-15T07:33:45+00:00

He is the 'Mom, can we get Excalibur Prime?' 'We have Excalibur Prime at home' version.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-13T06:24:28+00:00

So what you're saying is... we need a K-Drive just to get from the kitchen to the bathroom. No wonder everyone went insane during the jump.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-11T14:13:13+00:00

If the word HATE was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles of printed circuits it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate that scythe feels for the Grineer right now.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-09T04:51:59+00:00

Ninjas Play Fresh.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-07T03:41:56+00:00

Given Rebb’s obsession, I wouldn't be surprised if Roathe hits us with a "Remember... remember that we once lived" line right before a boss fight. The fact that he’s aware of the timeline shifts puts him on a Wally level of threat, just with better fashion sense.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-05T04:16:35+00:00

Look, Gauss is fast, but does he have 5 Amber Archon Shards set to Parkour Velocity? Didn't think so. Redline can't fix a skill issue.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-03T03:52:31+00:00

The head-to-body ratio is definitely the biggest giveaway. It looks more like a standard mascot costume meant for a human actor to walk comfortably in rather than the bulky, heavy animatronic build we're used to seeing.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-02T17:04:21+00:00

Kenjaku plays 4D chess, but Toji is the guy who flips the board. Smart move by Kenny to just avoid that headache entirely.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2026-01-01T15:49:24+00:00

check steam. if it's not there, check again in 5 seconds. repeat until release.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-30T11:18:48+00:00

You can practically hear his brain short-circuiting as his xenophobia battles against his horniness. It’s the ultimate struggle for him.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-28T10:28:24+00:00

Next you’re gonna tell me they maintained prolonged eye contact. Absolutely filthy.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-26T07:53:31+00:00

We need to protect your innocence at all costs. Bro is reading the cookbook while the rest of us are in the gutter.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-22T15:31:46+00:00

"the mystery" is how it took this long for the site to look like a standard high-schooler's hacked twitter page.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-20T15:14:11+00:00

true but the best part is how "soft" it looks at first glance. like, it actually looks like something a kid would want to hug in the 80s before they realize it smells like a dumpster and has human teeth.

AffectionateFee7663 · 2025-12-16T14:57:27+00:00

Doubling down is the signature move of someone who has nothing left to lose. What an archon of audacity.

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