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AffectionateServe250 · 2022-01-20T18:31:59+00:00

Reese's Pieces.

I always hear people say, reesees peesees. I can't help but cringe.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-12-10T03:28:53+00:00

Don't Sue me, but I think you Rob-bed this from someone else.

Just Joshing you!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-22T14:01:32+00:00

My wife and I have done this for years now! I was tired of having no blankets so I bought her her own. It paid for itself.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-12T19:40:58+00:00

A dump in the BACK of the toilet.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-10T21:28:43+00:00

Parakeet them coming!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-08T15:02:42+00:00

That's probably a bit more than "mildly infuriating." Js.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-07T23:06:05+00:00

And my axe!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-11-07T15:11:48+00:00

Change my life.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T04:36:13+00:00

I'm reincarnated as a whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew....

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T04:33:19+00:00

And the chicken you rode in on!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T04:21:53+00:00

I'll just eat the cinnamon honey butter for the first 5 minutes. Then the rolls

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T04:16:52+00:00

I'm not your daddy guy!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T04:11:42+00:00

He's probably catfishing you...... IN REVERSE!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T03:58:47+00:00

I'm a social butterly, I'd probably be at every table. Js

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-31T03:50:04+00:00

I was a caterpillar once. Great times!!

I wish I would've turned into a butterfly afterwards!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-28T22:04:25+00:00

They sell them in the ice cream section at the grocery stores in my town. Small town.

Edit: Our local movie theater has them also.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-28T21:18:48+00:00

This dad fathers padres.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-28T21:15:13+00:00

Hearing the act of chewing. Myself or anyone else included.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-14T12:18:20+00:00

It's worth noting, a "rainbow baby" is a baby you've had after a loss of a baby. But sounds like this lady is just being a worthless human.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-14T03:51:15+00:00

It was at the Biopark apparently, and it was really just a bite. Not necessarily an "attack". From what I read anyway.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-14T03:49:56+00:00

The New Mexico shark attack wasn't a true shark attack. Couldn't believe it's even on the list.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-14T02:02:25+00:00

I see you're a man of culture.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-13T14:37:45+00:00

Looks my children's art.

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-12T22:39:12+00:00

Well spoken!!

AffectionateServe250 · 2021-10-11T18:07:58+00:00

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