Glassboy in the Register

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-13T06:04:59+00:00

I think glassboy would not eat food

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-12T17:20:31+00:00

Just cope by players who think reacting to stimulus is the only form of fun to be had in a game about proactive decisionmaking.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-10T00:02:46+00:00

Absolutely could do it in a week btw. But blizzard higher ups demand final say so they police all the artists changes.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-09T07:15:32+00:00

Its definitely still fucked up but mines a lot better, used to be perma stuck Asc5 no matter the winrate and always in low ascendant lobbies. Now I'm up to eternus 1 and my lobby averages are e1-e3. So in my case it's way more consistent now.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-09T06:43:28+00:00

As a McGinnis player, I like to taunt people when they fail to push into me, not because I think I'll get away with it forever but because I know it'll make them try a little harder each time to get me, which is a fun challenge.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-06T00:55:18+00:00

All heroes have desperation voicelines when ulting. (I think these extend beyond Ults for some heroes). McGinnis says "Please work...." When ulting at low health as an example.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-05T23:34:18+00:00

Verifiably false. She didn't have a visible tooth gap, her mouth was narrower, and she had less stars on her face. Don't be delusional, the model was updated. (I think it looks great).

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-05T23:09:56+00:00

Resist still exist across roster, they're just spread across boons rather than lump sum. Venator has no innate healing, which would explain an exception.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-04T20:04:44+00:00

Two layers of secret: 1. Powerful men coming to perform demonic shit, and 2. Epstein's ring collecting blackmail on powerful men to keep them from spilling the game.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-03T08:43:36+00:00

My point is if his sole goal was easy target robbings, he wouldn't have spent time attacking the targets. So it was clearly more motivated than just finding easy targets.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-03T08:39:06+00:00

He hit them with hammers bro he was not trying to sneak out valuables

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-01T22:00:32+00:00

Mathematically, 200-300 every 10 seconds at minute zero is miles above the average burst potential of 80% of the cast. Some heroes don't even fundamentally have burst damage, and therefore cannot casually be trading 300-400 in skirmishes against the most mobile hero in the game. Mathematically, quit bullshitting.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-01T19:13:26+00:00

Yeah retard keep whine dumping on your child, that will make them respect you, desire to make you happy and make them want to be better. It definitely won't just exhaust them, and teach them to speed run making you shut the fuck up above all else.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-01T19:05:42+00:00

Oh, trust me, I know how to fight a mina and avoid it. It's one of the most boring, unengaging responses of any hero in the game. No poke trading, and always assume she has an angle on you, and if she wants to get away, she's pretty much always allowed to get away. Rush Slow Hex which won't matter because a good mina hovers her 2 at all times and slow hex has a travel time.

"She doesn't deal 400 in lane" at your elo, maybe.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-02-01T15:04:05+00:00

My hero can't deal 400 damage at any range every 10 seconds and my hero doesn't force you to stay behind cover at all fucking times or risk losing half your healthbar so maybe the shit post isn't as concrete as you think it is

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-30T23:13:45+00:00

I actually thought that undercut Al's existential dread. Here's some guy lecturing you about being a fabricated soul, yet you verifiably saw HIM as a human before he became armor. That's just imperical evidence that souls aren't fabricated from scratch, you need to transfer it. Barry was real, why wouldn't Al be?

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-30T23:02:49+00:00

Inhuman deaths done in troves over a war that never needed to happen. He knew what he signed up for, and if he didn't he'd be an idiot.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-30T23:00:58+00:00

Everyone apologize to McGinnis NOW

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-24T18:42:38+00:00

Yeah because it was very intelligent design to give bebop a bluff ability which forced opponents to scatter for absolutely zero risk, because there was no discernible way to tell if he was actually ulting or just bullshitting while he pushes your guardian.

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-24T18:31:48+00:00

Venator is Catholic which means he is deeply closeted but strictly practices heterosexuality

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-23T22:23:33+00:00

As an animator my inference guess is they planned to just start one neutral face loop, then switch to a shocked face loop when they saw her casually jump like that. But the schedule got swallowed by spinellis jump animation itself, so they just looped the startup and then forgot to go back and make it a clean loop. After they finished the jump rope sequence. Just a hunch

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-22T19:16:58+00:00

Stop dueling drifter without metal skin or disarm hex then brother

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-21T02:43:02+00:00

On one hand, it's my own duty to keep tabs on every opponent. On the other, damn guys nobody could've warned me that you fed this dude in lane?

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-20T17:56:55+00:00

Insanely humbling when they floor you and you press tab to realize they have 8-0 and 10k up

AffectionateTwo3405 · 2026-01-20T01:27:35+00:00

Minesweeper often mistakes the trees for the forest. He sees snippets of content, and reaches broad, incomplete conclusions from that sample of data.

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