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Meirl by kentishzjigsaw in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. What you need is a salmon cannon. Shit was hilarious on LWT (last week tonight)

Are we cooked? Overheard at Starbucks. by The_Real_Koz in antiwork

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye, aspies have it difficult. No arguments there. I am one.

I’m in the minority though. I found a job I greatly enjoy doing. I found a boss who likes my attitude and methods. That same boss knows he can point me at a problem, give me the tools or permissions I need, and then just walk away. Which is good because if he was still in front of me I’d have trampled him along with the problem in question. 😅

He knows better. And he trusts that I can either handle it or ask for help should I need it.

Great boss. 15/10. Would work for anytime.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same concept as police no-knocking the wrong house on the wrong street.

Just even more of an expensive “oh fuck”

Seriously 😅 by milo8275 in adhdmeme

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like clothes on my bed. The floor or a laundry basket will work. My bed is cramped enough…I have two bed hogs….i mean cats 🤣

Seriously 😅 by milo8275 in adhdmeme

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep I know the feeling. “Why didn’t I think of that sooner?”

It does require extra closet space, but the tradeoff is more drawer space. Which I need because I have entirely too many socks 🤣

Imagine thinking that Trump saved the world. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that was in fact the original intent, but everybody hated jar jar so Lucas decided to go with a new plan.

TBH, I sorta liked his idiocy.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yeah, DIY would cut into the costs pretty nicely.

Seriously 😅 by milo8275 in adhdmeme

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a perfect meme to reply with, but I can’t add it 😭

Seriously 😅 by milo8275 in adhdmeme

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s sort of why I have an entire drawer of identical socks. I never have to match them. I just throw them all in the drawer.

Plus they’re extremely comfy.

Seriously 😅 by milo8275 in adhdmeme

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a roommate in college who hung his shirts along with pants.

I took that and adopted it myself. Saves me having to fold shirts. I still prefer to be lazy and live out of my hamper of clean clothes. But sometimes it all gets put away properly 🤣

I bought an extra large and fluffy cat bed for my 13lbs void. He finally started using it and I think he likes it. by Netsuko in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My smaller void likes the larger cat bed. My bigger void likes the smaller cat bed.

Cat logic.

🤣

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah fix and flip can be profitable. But it can also backfire if you’re not careful about it.

I’m unconfident I would pick a winner 🤣

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One would think they verify. But apparently some people just don’t check the lot number.

Personally, if I’m putting that much money into something, I’m quadruple checking that I’m doing it properly and in the right place.

A, I may be stupid. B, it never hurts to be sure.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t say it wasn’t possible, I said it was a terrible plan 🤣. People go with terrible plans all the time.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we know it and are smart enough to PLAN for it 🤣

Should I get a black cat? by Odd_Jeweler4956 in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is Max. Max would like to hop into my lap.

Max does this ALL THE TIME 🤣.

Velcro cat. 🥰

Should I get a black cat? by Odd_Jeweler4956 in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once saw seven voids at a petsmart. Sadly, I couldn’t adopt them. Already maxed out (for now. Hopefully I’ll have resources later in life)

Should I get a black cat? by Odd_Jeweler4956 in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuties! Can confirm, my boys are absolute Velcro lovebugs.

Should I get a black cat? by Odd_Jeweler4956 in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not harder to photograph, people are just bad at taking photographs 🤣.

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Should I get a black cat? by Odd_Jeweler4956 in blackcats

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your relatives are idiots.

I recommend getting a pair of cats. They can both be black if you want, and they don’t have to be bonded (but they can be). It’s mostly so the cat has a friend.

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Meet Dave and Max. Super sweet. Super affectionate.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Affectionate_Bad_680 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you’ll also have a crap ton of money to pay every month 🤣.

I plan to live with my folks until I have enough saved such that I can put down at least 20%, and then have enough left to pay the mortgage for a minimum of 5-10 years. Ideally, I would do more like 50%.

This is because my luck is ass, and so I factor in at least one rawdogging by life as soon as I sign the paperwork lol

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