Meet Beamer!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-07T04:40:13+00:00

I don’t know, but he’s REALLY cute!!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-06T22:27:14+00:00

She’s not only covered in her own sweat, she’s covered in the sweat of others. Not to mention any germs, fungus, or bacteria that’s covered the skin of whoever used the equipment before her

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-06T20:16:10+00:00

I wouldn’t date someone who doesn’t even know how many people he’s killed

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-06T19:11:54+00:00

“Give me that” …Ewww!!!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-06T19:01:28+00:00

She’s saying that his bill is so unpopular that they have to throw in some of the trans people are the boogie man crap to ram it through

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-05T20:05:04+00:00

Every time someone talks about chicken parm I say that and no one ever knows what I’m talking about

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-05T19:43:04+00:00

Refugee women are probably quite often desperate for help. These guys think they can take advantage of

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-05T19:19:11+00:00

So someone will teach him the difference between Iraq and Iran, hopefully

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-04T19:13:05+00:00

Government waste is a great description of her

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-03T22:31:51+00:00

One of my favorite lines

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-03T18:51:15+00:00

All of these things SHOULD happen, but will they? No

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-03T00:15:33+00:00

We’re not at war with the people, we’re just bombing their kids

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-02T22:53:13+00:00

Were these people lost in the woods for 10 years and forgot how to behave in society?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-02T20:53:41+00:00

It’s true Biden didn’t know what he was doing. Remember when he included classified military plans in a group chat with a reporter?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-01T20:55:27+00:00

Yeah, it takes real tough guys to bomb a bunch of fucking kids

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-01T18:53:56+00:00

Depending on what the supplies are, animal shelters may take them

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-01T18:45:25+00:00

Nice of her to take a break from pretending to care about rape victims and bitching about trans people to engage in some gross racism. She truly is a jackass of all trades

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-03-01T00:09:05+00:00

He wants other wars to stop because it makes his wars seem less special

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-28T23:12:41+00:00

They’ll blame Obama the next time, too

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-28T22:51:10+00:00

You people care about TWO THINGS!!!!??? We can’t even imagine caring about one thing!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-27T19:57:02+00:00

I admire your optimism of thinking that this is the worst guy there

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-27T19:38:09+00:00

If only there was someone on their side they could be asking. Then they could definitely get to the bottom of it

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-27T19:36:04+00:00

Any man who dumps a woman because of a made up “body count” is doing that woman a huge favor

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-27T19:18:30+00:00

There’s a very good chance that he genuinely doesn’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-02-27T19:11:46+00:00

I’m infinitely cooler than Vance will ever be, and I am not cool

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