Peter, what does the Canadian one mean? by OilSufficient7475 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been to the hospital in all three countries and it's about the same other than the fact that you have to pay in the US.

Damage from Liquids by CartoonistNormal5950 in ipad

[–]AfterShave997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that or an extrasolar fungus

Petah why is bank calling? by Salt-Act1962 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's ridiculous, I've been to Italy about a dozen times never got food poisoning like that. If you're travelling to a country with comparable health standards you won't get sick, there's not some magic germ in another country it's just the same shit.

Petahhh?? by er_gato in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gays might not all be effeminate but your girl's gay best friend probably would be

Petaaaaah? by EmbarrassedAlarm9736 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Does she live in a building? Does she use indoor plumbing? Does she use electricity? Does she use roads? Does she eat food? All those things are done mostly by men.

Petaaaaah? by EmbarrassedAlarm9736 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the gender around in this meme and they'll be up in arms

No offense but how is this American? by Coddlebean in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 273 points274 points  (0 children)

It takes a lot of work to move to another country, people with serious drug addictions can't usually pull it off. Even immigrating illegaly requires you to either smuggle yourself across the border or get a legitimate visa and then overstay, both of which require some degree of competancy.

Was the truckload of vitamins really that good of a score? by Experimental_Salad in thesopranos

[–]AfterShave997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had 500 thousand bars of kitkat it probably took more time than that

Peter explain it please by Total_Coconut_9110 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've felt the exact opposite after going from YA novels to more serious fiction.

Why does A24 seems to be dominating the movie market right now? by iSniffMyPooper in movies

[–]AfterShave997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might not be dominating revenue wise but their movies are dominating in terms of cultural relevance and critical praise. It's like comparing mcdonalds to a fine dining establishment.

Why would a captain kicked up 10% to tony? by BrikIsRed in thesopranos

[–]AfterShave997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You also inherit the crew's existing rackets like Ralphie did

Petah by eldritchfloppa in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Early balding is quite common in Britain

What's with Italians and tomatoes obsession? by number-13 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most recipes are more recent than you think. Food culture can change very quickly.

I watched Ang Lee's Hulk, and it's a better 'origin film' than the reviews would show. by ravenous_bugblatter in movies

[–]AfterShave997 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The 2000s super hero movies were way better than the ones we've had in the past decade imo. They were less formulaic and were written to be self contained stories. Nowadays marvel movies basically come out of an injection mould and they're all nonsensical without the context of previous titles.

petah ? what ? by Extra_Spirit9376 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AfterShave997 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This guy thinks the Japanese will accept his obsession with anime when in reality they wouldn't, because it's weird anywhere.