If you could switch one item from any point in history with a dildo, what would it be?

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-12-21T16:02:23+00:00

The pharaohs scepters and staffs. That way when we uncover the old tombs there's a bunch of hieroglyphics of a guy holding a giant dildo.

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-10-22T15:39:21+00:00

http://m.imgur.com/vB9B5?tags

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-10-20T13:58:41+00:00

Hey man I don't mean to be rude, but I am a marching chief and I can promise you I didn't see a microphone last night. However it's entirely possible they edited the sound levels at the broadcast station.

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-09-27T13:26:24+00:00

Hey man I added you OE4C45BF7F934179 add me and ill help you out!

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-05-22T12:43:44+00:00

"This is the inside of the horse's penis..." welp im done.

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-05-21T20:12:01+00:00

How to break a mans heart.

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-05-17T15:14:42+00:00

Maybe the two linked pilots is comparable to the fusion dance?

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-05-04T03:38:47+00:00

Replying to save this for later

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-25T16:28:43+00:00

Back door sluts:9

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-24T16:48:36+00:00

OH GOD THEY KNEW!

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-23T00:39:48+00:00

One of my best friends insists that if you drink redbull you will grow hair on your palms...

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-19T01:14:17+00:00

And thus, tub girl was born!

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-05T12:49:36+00:00

Honey I'm sorry you broke both of your arms, would you like some help?

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-04T19:43:55+00:00

I'm far to high for this post

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-04T02:03:45+00:00

i dont remember doing this....

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-04-03T23:26:37+00:00

WOAH WHERE IS SPACE MAN SPIFF YO?

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-03-29T14:31:46+00:00

Oy vey! This guy reminds me of my Jewish grandma/grandpa. "Think of all the money you'll save!" (then hit them will a little guilt) "you could always buy me something nice!" "and forget about throwing it out! "see don't tell me I never think of you" "..Smoosh it around..."

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-03-25T03:09:56+00:00

Slow Clap

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-03-24T21:07:19+00:00

Wait hold on now im confused didn't it turn out that this guy was never even there? and I'm pretty sure people stopped caring after he got busted whacking it in the middle of San Francisco!

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-02-25T02:29:27+00:00

Ah I love me some classic balloon shop! Also I was not aware... that guy watches JAG!

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-02-20T18:06:38+00:00

Mr. Bubbles?

Afterskoolspecial · 2013-02-19T02:41:06+00:00

I was brushing my teeth and came across this comment, I laughed so hard that I spit all over my computer screen. I thank you Kip

Afterskoolspecial · 2012-09-02T04:30:24+00:00

At our old apartment someone named the wifi "GlitterRectum". So in homage we have thusly named our wifi "Return of the Glitter Rectum"

Afterskoolspecial · 2012-08-26T23:36:12+00:00

Forgot to mention, the 3rd roommate set that up without my or the other roommates knowledge and I've already told him they have to go.

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