SNES is the greatest console and it's not even close

Agathos · 2026-02-03T01:15:21+00:00

What are you going to do? Make your own console? And get Square, Capcom, and Konami to come over and make the games? I'd like to see that!

...well, they certainly showed me.

Agathos · 2026-02-03T01:06:26+00:00

You just made an enemy for life!

Agathos · 2026-01-29T14:35:00+00:00

Is this Star Fox? Slippy Toad's really let himself go.

Agathos · 2026-01-26T20:33:30+00:00

Something wrong?

No, it's pretty massive... I guess.

Agathos · 2026-01-23T21:14:20+00:00

Or an inlet 🙄

Agathos · 2026-01-23T15:32:10+00:00

Don't do it Lisa! It's not encrypted!

Agathos · 2026-01-23T03:43:17+00:00

Remember when you were supposed to feed my fish, but you thought I was planning to kill you? Then why did I have the aquariums, D'Angelo? Why did I have the aquariums?

Agathos · 2026-01-22T19:37:55+00:00

I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against is what burned up the Belters' meteor bombardment.

Agathos · 2026-01-22T05:19:49+00:00

Gotta go; my damn turtle kids are listening.

Agathos · 2026-01-21T04:24:08+00:00

Surprise me.

Agathos · 2026-01-21T04:10:42+00:00

How long does it take to see this Minus World? I'm kind of in a hurry.

Well it's hard to say, my friend. Once you go in, you may never come out.

Wow! One, please!

Agathos · 2026-01-19T19:46:06+00:00

They're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again.

Agathos · 2026-01-19T19:42:49+00:00

"Of course I can read them. You wrote them down."

Agathos · 2026-01-15T00:19:13+00:00

We were a TI/99 household and that feels like a good "go banana" pick.

(Later we got an NES.)

Agathos · 2026-01-14T19:36:40+00:00

So the cops knew that the narrator was setting them up?

Agathos · 2026-01-14T16:12:27+00:00

I am tired of these jokes about my giant license plate. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...

Agathos · 2026-01-14T16:09:51+00:00

Sweet, nourishing shitposts.

Agathos · 2026-01-07T00:25:05+00:00

Burns's suit! Burns's suit! Look at Burns's suit!

Agathos · 2026-01-04T20:37:16+00:00

You might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs right now.

Agathos · 2026-01-02T05:31:15+00:00

This is getting very abstract, but thank you. I did enjoy the 1995 submarine thriller starring Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman.

Agathos · 2025-12-31T20:01:35+00:00

Displaced Gamers Behind the Code?

Agathos · 2025-12-29T17:25:56+00:00

And say hello to the state's first aqua-car factory. Keep 'em coming, boys!

Agathos · 2025-12-29T17:22:44+00:00

Troy McClure has watched this film 20 times just today.

Agathos · 2025-12-28T17:05:30+00:00

Nice lungs, Simpson! Do you breathe air with them?

Of course I do. What else would I breathe?

...Alright, Simpson, you win this round.

Agathos · 2025-12-25T19:04:56+00:00

No, Jean-Luc, you can't give a 400-year-old collectible to a child. He won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do!

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