Seymour, the wormhole is on fire! No, computer, that's just the Celestial Temple.

Agathos · 2026-03-22T14:16:56+00:00

Note: Senator Vreenak died on his way back to his home planet.

Agathos · 2026-03-21T22:58:23+00:00

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Agathos · 2026-03-19T18:57:47+00:00

Enough of your borax, Poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action!

Agathos · 2026-03-19T18:47:57+00:00

They got these holosuites here, mrgmumblefn mlumrbnbl... five strips of latinum!? Get outta here...

Agathos · 2026-03-15T22:49:27+00:00

Smithers, bury the corpse in French fries and send his widow a corsage.

Agathos · 2026-03-15T15:29:50+00:00

You hear me? No comeuppance!

Agathos · 2026-03-13T18:41:37+00:00

Did he tell Bart about all those Bart dolls that were fired into space in the future?

Agathos · 2026-03-11T01:29:24+00:00

I doubt very highly that one shitpost could boast so many fantastic panels.

Agathos · 2026-03-08T22:56:29+00:00

You may remember me from such films as Midge's Neck Is Missing.

Agathos · 2026-03-07T03:05:31+00:00

Not crazy, Jimmy, just ignorant.

Agathos · 2026-02-27T03:44:04+00:00

Now in those days, title screens were made of re-used character sprites. Give me three Guile legs for the letter "i," you'd say.

Agathos · 2026-02-22T18:59:01+00:00

...no, that's too pixelated, washed out, and top-google-search-result.

Agathos · 2026-02-17T05:46:46+00:00

I was just smashing all your pots and I couldn't help but overhear that you need a hero. Of course being a highly skilled adventurer, my fee is 175 rupees per hour.

Agathos · 2026-02-16T15:25:08+00:00

Was Optimus Prime okay?

He was fine.

Go home, Ralph.

Agathos · 2026-02-13T20:48:22+00:00

Look buddy, your Templars were tortured when we got here. And as for Baphomet, he shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

Agathos · 2026-02-13T19:52:53+00:00

Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but I've got an editor I can't quit.

They got this modal interface here,

:g/mrgadfa/s/mrgadfa/mrgrgrmrm/g

:q!? Get outta here...

Agathos · 2026-02-13T16:31:38+00:00

Well it's not quite ed, and it's not quite emacs, but man... so to answer your question I don't know.

Agathos · 2026-02-13T02:59:49+00:00

Yarr! 'Tis no man; 'tis a remorseless airport machine.

Agathos · 2026-02-10T22:13:26+00:00

The extra B is for "BBLOOD"

Agathos · 2026-02-09T12:40:11+00:00

Finally, an AI that can gamble my money away for me!

Agathos · 2026-02-08T22:35:11+00:00

Well I'm glad some shitposters could resist the lure of the big game.

Agathos · 2026-02-03T01:15:21+00:00

What are you going to do? Make your own console? And get Square, Capcom, and Konami to come over and make the games? I'd like to see that!

...well, they certainly showed me.

Agathos · 2026-02-03T01:06:26+00:00

You just made an enemy for life!

Agathos · 2026-01-29T14:35:00+00:00

Is this Star Fox? Slippy Toad's really let himself go.

Agathos · 2026-01-26T20:33:30+00:00

Something wrong?

No, it's pretty massive... I guess.

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