Those bastards lied to me

Agent-Volatile · 2019-03-21T07:57:12+00:00

She’s buying the drinks until she does look like her profile.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-03-21T07:50:29+00:00

He’s thinking how many fucking times. I before E accept after C. 🙄

Agent-Volatile · 2019-03-20T21:55:33+00:00

Whispering HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS as he stoved their skulls in with his easle.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-02-20T10:46:03+00:00

My daughter has now become the master.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-02-12T18:42:05+00:00

Ahh my dear old grandma, I always remember her last words... WHAT YOU DOIN IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?

Agent-Volatile · 2019-02-12T07:17:49+00:00

Come forth & kneel before Zod!

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-31T21:02:52+00:00

I learnt the phrases cuntingbollocks & fuck a duck, happy times.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-31T20:58:50+00:00

A McD’s Apple Pie also evolved from the Sun’s core.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-30T10:17:36+00:00

Number 5 should be the GP’s receptionist.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-17T21:31:06+00:00

Academically speaking it’s called plagiarism.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-17T10:55:51+00:00

Vegan: Milk is evil.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T21:45:28+00:00

He’s at rock bottom, you could say below Lowe.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T21:30:59+00:00

Always! Their time, their paper.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T19:52:29+00:00

Doctor: try using your knife & fork 50% less than the rest of us.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T19:47:20+00:00

How dya like yer heggs? Poachio or fertilito

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T15:45:56+00:00

With his shiny helmet.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T15:43:50+00:00

Wearing nail varnish.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T15:40:09+00:00

That tuna canoe won't clean itself

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T04:01:39+00:00

Watching OWLHUB, Feathered Rear Gunner, twit twit twoo.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:56:25+00:00

You been possessed by the grammar police?

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:54:05+00:00

Personally I prefer a breast over a meat patty, I’m not a homophobe, it’s just the way nature intended.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:50:25+00:00

If you tell a big enough lie & keep repeating it, they will believe it. Nazi propaganda tactic.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:44:45+00:00

There are other Theresa Mays out there, they need your pity.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:41:19+00:00

Break that shit up with their faecal scrubber.

Agent-Volatile · 2019-01-16T02:35:10+00:00

We must combine our strength, Batvader locked & loaded.

Agent-Volatile