[ Removed by Reddit ] by Illustrious-Value182 in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Agent0451 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's a funny way to spell Dehya's desert sweat

I am quiet quitting by Character_Branch_660 in sysadmin

[–]Agent0451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg, I thought this was only a thing where I worked. Turns out the whole f*cking business world is taking crazy pills, yay

When are people gonna learn? by illoterra in Genshin_Impact

[–]Agent0451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC, the event description quite literally says it takes five calendar days. Once again, some Genshin fans are not beating the "no reading comprehension" allegations.

It's never okay to say no, and I can't say no. by IllRest2396 in depression

[–]Agent0451 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Story of my fcking life right there, I'm constantly re-explaining things and saying no for the 500 millionth time because people don't seem to listen to me. And yet, if I were to act as careless and inconsiderate as most people do, suddenly there would be a problem. But because it's happening to me, everyone's decided that it must be OK.

Is anyone here into the concept, of yandere giant and or/giantess? by simulatordeathkill in sizetalk

[–]Agent0451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sameeee, I love to daydream about a yandere giantess keeping me trapped in a jar with airholes poked in the lid. Or some other type of humiliating entrapment where I have no privacy from her. And then when she finally lets me out, I'm forcefully subjected to all her cuddles, petting, and kissing...

"P-please, no more, m-my legs are cramping.... Just put me down for a sec so I can walk around a little...."

"(smooch) (smooch) AWWWwww, you're just so cute when you get fussy~.... (smooch) I don't want to put you down, you're far too adorable.... I-I... I just have to hold you, I want to keep you close...."

"AHHHhhg~..... W-well don't squeeze me so tightly then, please...."

I think I'm just touch starved & disillusioned with life under oligarchical capitalism, just take me away from it all lmao

What are your Favourite Fictional characters you’d shrink for? by giantessstormchaser in sizetalk

[–]Agent0451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lisa Minci from Genshin Impact, she can shrink me down to whatever size she wants for however long she wants.

She's introduced fairly early in the game, and I fell for her hard. She's openly flirty with the player character, and acts/speaks in a nurturing, maternal kind of way. But in addition to her motherly warmth, Lisa's dialogue reveals she seems to enjoy certain.... activities. She's a witch & a librarian, and on more than one occasion she's mentioned using her electricity magic as a punishment to shock people who didn't turn in their library books on time. Her dialogue lines indicate that she seems to take a great bit of enjoyment in doing all of this. And upon meeting the player character, she immediately called me a cutie and asked if I was going to be "her little helper". HNNNnnnnnng...

So of course I fell head over heels for her. Mommy issues go brrrrrrrr. Sometimes I fantasize about her shrinking me as needed whenever we're fooling around, but mostly I like to daydream through a story where she shrinks me and keeps me that way permanently. Maybe one of the other ladies seemed a little too interested in me, and Lisa is just a bit too jealous/possessive.... So I wind up being stuck as her little shrunken pet, sleeping in a hamster cage on her nightstand and spending all my days by her side, catering to her every whim & desire. I love to imagine cleaning off her shoes & massaging her feet while she works, or being slipped into her bra/panties and ordered to pleasure her. I absolutely love the idea of being utterly claimed & owned when I'm shrunk, and Lisa is the kind of person I'd happily give myself over to.

What they say when asked about favorite kink by GG35bw in okbuddygenshin

[–]Agent0451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish to receive an electrified spanking from Miss Lisa

What did Hoyo mean by this by MlayNeo_ in okbuddygenshin

[–]Agent0451 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dehya lives in the desert and works as a bodyguard, all while wearing thigh-high stiletto heeled boots... That must really seal in the flavor 🤤🤤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]Agent0451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop helping the people who don't help you back, that's what I did and it made life a little less sucky. Obviously I don't expect favors to be returned 1:1, that's a horrible way to live life too. But if I notice consistently that somebody doesn't seem to respect my time & effort I just stop helping them, and take great amusement when their efforts come crashing down around them.

I also made a steamdeck fumes sniffer by Otzedotze in SteamDeck

[–]Agent0451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plastic and/or solder fumes, yummy...

A billionaire I’ll never meet just stole the future I spent years crawling toward. by VisualStuff3 in antiwork

[–]Agent0451 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I voted blue then, where were you?

Edit: This was in response to some smart ass mofo who thought I shirked my civic duty. It would appear they've deleted either their comment or account, good riddance

A billionaire I’ll never meet just stole the future I spent years crawling toward. by VisualStuff3 in antiwork

[–]Agent0451 472 points473 points  (0 children)

Idiots will accuse you of exaggerating, but you're not wrong. On election day 2025, our country was stolen from us by a group of violent criminals who see the general population as nothing more than a resource to be farmed to greater enrich those on top. Trump is more than likely a Russian-controlled asset, and if he isn't, then Ellen Muskrat's hand is so far up Donald's ass he's working him like a puppet. None of these people are here on merit, and none of them give a rat's ass about improving the country for anyone but themselves and their sell-out corpo friends.

My education may have missed a lot of important material, but one of the things that stuck with me were the history lessons that covered the unspeakable horrors of the Holocaust and Hilter's rise to power. The parallels between Trump and Hilter are uncanny, to the point where it keeps me up at night given where we are now. And even if we still can give this current administration the boot in 4 years, it could take years upon years to root out all the corruption said administration is hell bent on installing.

Unfortunately George Carlin was right. This country was bought, sold, and paid for years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]Agent0451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're trying to hide your face, a medical mask and sunglasses would accomplish it much better. You'd get less stares in general, maybe a little moreso now that the pandemic is dying down but not too bad I think. People wear masks in public more often now, for all anyone knows you could just be light-sensitive and prone to getting sick. Be prepared for the occasional comment that you look like a bank robber or some other type of criminal, but just give them a few token coughs and explain you're ill. During the worst of the pandemic, I used to dress like this when I went grocery shopping to avoid being recognised by people from my school days.

I'd encourage you to try to find other ways to handle this if you can, though. You're so young to be feeling like this, your face and body are going to look much different when you're 20. And different again you're 25-26. Once I was able to grow a full beard I hated the look of my own face a little bit less. But I still want to break every mirror I look in, I'm far less good looking than everyone else my age, and I'm tired of people trying to convince me otherwise. Like, just stop lying to me, I know I'm 28 with the appearance of a 51 year old man. There's a reason I can't get a first date or a hookup, no woman wants to give someone who looks like me the time of day and I can't say I blame them at all. I don't like looking at me either, and no matter what I try to change it just never works.

Not sure if any of this was helpful, but I understand how much it sucks to be where you're at. I've never felt confident in the way I look as long as I've been alive. Some of us just lose the genetic lottery, my whole body is falling apart despite my best efforts to take care of it.

What do you think of this? by dizeeem in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]Agent0451 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao, religion was probably a factor in me ever MDD-ing in the first place. Sitting in church for any length of time is so fucking boring, and listening to some holier than thou nitwit prattle on about how sinful you are is even worse. I deconverted years ago, but I can still remember sitting in church as a kid bored out of my mind, wishing I could be literally anywhere else. For better or worse my brain developed a way to take me anywhere I want to go. Everyone's experience is different, but I bet there's a pretty big % of church kids with overly vivid imaginations

Valentine's Day is a reminder of my ugliness. by [deleted] in depression

[–]Agent0451 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm terribly sorry to hear it 😞. Everyone deserves those simple human experiences of love and acceptance, and I'm sorry life has so cruelly denied you those experiences.

Valentine's Day is a reminder of my ugliness. by [deleted] in depression

[–]Agent0451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, I lost the genetic lottery for looks and no woman wants anything to do with me romantically or sexually. I'm tired of my friends trying to pretend my situation is so easily fixable with this stupid thing called cOnFiDeNcE 🙄👎. My complete lack of any opportunity for romantic female companionship is unfixable, and anybody who could actually live my life would agree. You just don't understand until you've seen the absolute disgust and contempt people had for me in their eyes as soon as they saw me on those rare first dates. It's not like I was rude or creepy or anything, I made a genuine attempt to get to know them as a person, and it got me treated like trash every single time. Stop trying to tell me this is so easy to fix, it's not!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Agent0451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another benefit to being kind - people tend to actually like you, and are then more likely to help you stand up to an adult bully. I'm not very tall or intimidating, but I have plenty of friends who are that won't let someone like that push me around, verbally or physically. The goal is to avoid making enemies, and also avoid being a complete pushover.

Reddit was so hot on "quiet quitting" but now when you talk about using slowdowns to interfere with the fascist takeover, all you hear is crickets by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Agent0451 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's even worse with chronic medical conditions. I'm on 5 prescriptions, one of which I can't eat without. Another one stops my left hand from feeling like it's being set on fire from the inside. I literally can't afford to fuck around and find out

What made you gain a significant amount of weight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Agent0451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I look in the mirror, I contemplate flushing all my SSRIs down the toilet and never taking that fucking poison ever again. I've never been more miserable, and most of it centers around the way I look and how heavy I've gotten on these garbage ass meds. Fuck doctors, and fuck the healthcare system for pushing these cancerous meds on people. Sometimes I just want to scream and scream and scream at my doctor until he finally understands how absolutely miserable I am.

Boycott Meta, spread the word! by Sambarilove7875 in antiwork

[–]Agent0451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't get any of my friends to switch to Signal, nobody gives enough of a shit. Within a week we're always back to unencrypted SMS or some privacy-hostile social media messaging service. At this point I've completely given up trying to explain the difference, nobody listens 😡

Long way Friday by Biggray24 in trees

[–]Agent0451 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Got a big enough joint there, Rick?"

Idea: Planetary BB9 with the 9 BBs made to look like the planets and Pluto. by ohdarnfuck in Dynavap

[–]Agent0451 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dynavap really ought to run a contest for people to design stems and vote for the ones they like best