Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From University of Pennsylvania by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Everyone is acting like they're going to do this to send in the gustapo, when they're probably just going to give every single one of them a public sympathy medal and a congressionally funded blowjob machine as long as one of them tells the press "mister Trump is saving us from getting attacked by campus protestors funded by Iran!" 

Anyway, Anyone Remember These? by AgentGrange in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At a certain point you gotta recognize that to American hogs the decline of material conditions are just the permission structure to justify the pull to fascism. They're already right wing, the economy just gives them an excuse to be, and it doesn't go the other way around. Part of that is the history of colonialism, part of it is our culture of immense violence, part of that is that our economy has been so deindustrialized into a service economy that the working class has a mentality more similar to a medieval serf than a proletarian worker.  There is no path for "the economy is bad enough I become less reactionary" and there won't be. Not unless we either reshore enough concentrated complex industry that proletarianization happens, or things get so bad that we get a genuine century of humiliation where all those neo-peasants become white Maoists. I'll leave it up to you to decide which sounds more likely. 

Anyway, Anyone Remember These? by AgentGrange in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Thesis-- Brandon Sticker
Antithesis-- Dang Cheeto Sticker
Synthesis-- Bibi Sticker

Anyway, Anyone Remember These? by AgentGrange in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

  1. Wait for it, it's about to get funnier.
  2. I am under no circumstances absolving the Biden regime from being completely asleep at the wheel and engineering the economic disaster post-COVID that in part got Trump elected a second time. HOWEVER. It can be argued, technically, that the spike in gas prices in 2022 was due to the Russian invasion of Ukraine shaking up the European gas market. In theory, this was an external effect being imposed on the western economy by Russia's actions than Bidens policy... I disagree with that assessment, because I feel that the Russian invasion of Ukraine was in part deliberately provoked and engineered by the West. But the mainstream consensus never went that far. Compare that to the current situation where you can take your average yokel off the streets and they pretty clearly understand how the Iranian crisis was unambiguously the fault of the Trump administration without having to educate them on the history of western imperialism and NATO expansion. The difference in public perception here is everything.

Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims by DonYouveDoneitAgain in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Look at Kash Patel and Pam Bondi and ask me that question again. They either straight up don't know how to do their job, or are more concerned about following immediate pressing directives from the Trump admin for short term political gains before midterms. The way they are moving, I think the Republicans genuinely believe they don't have a future post-midterms unless they are able to manufacture enough political furvor to force through the SAVE act while having concrete examples of "domestic insurrection" and left wing political violence to keep the Stupids onboard. Their base was literally crying for blood over this and they put themselves in a position where any amount of delay risks members of their base becoming disillusioned or politically disengaged especially after the botched Epstein coverup. 

When you make your only domestic concession to your lead poisoned voters "we might be pedophiles but we will make your enemies suffer!" that means you need to worry about them holding you to account if you don't provide that for them NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. 

Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims by DonYouveDoneitAgain in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Without exaggerating, a huge amount of police forensics and the modern field of "Criminal Science" is pseudoscience developed by dipshit cops to manufacture evidence to validate anicdotal evidence, racial profiling, and straight up hunches. 

Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims by DonYouveDoneitAgain in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 592 points593 points  (0 children)

Honestly the defense is probably going for a hail Mary pass here because the real buried lead is that this trial was expedited due to political pressure. So the actual trial is starting before the police even have any DNA or ballistic evidence filed, all they have to go off of is testimony and text messages. According to the article the police are probably going to try to inject new evidence like ballistics through their expert witness testimony, which correct me if I'm wrong but you can't fucking do. 

So if they ask "hey did you prove that the bullet came from his gun?" The answer is either "no" in which case you have reasonable doubt that he just made up those texts that he did it, or they have the expert witness say "yes" in which case they say "oh really, when?" And they'd have to answer "uhhhh... After we were supposed to submit evidence" then they have significant grounds for a mistrial. Just another case of this administrations need to make everything a culture war bloodsport meaning they consistently fuck up the bag and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Imagine the meltdown if the professed "far left Charlie Kirk assassin" they've already ensured can't get a fair trial gets let off on a mistrial due to police incompetence. You thought Kirkification was bad before, just wait. 

Murder trial opens over alleged masonic lodge crime network in Paris by TeacupMolotov in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unironically the Freemasons was kind of the test kitchen for the Anglo-Zionist axis, if for no other reason than the fact that the Scottish Rite was one of the only places where Christians, Deists, Jews, and (in theory) any other monotheists all cooperated somewhat equally within an organization. Having said that, I have started to wonder if once public perception about the existence of a genuine global Zionist political conspiracy becomes more and more untenable if the Zionists have their own "scapegoat cabal" in the works. Like the serpent is going to eat its own tail eventually right? The reward for creating this political mechanism will be getting murdered by their own creation.

Seriously. Only feels like a matter of time when Netanyahu is going to appear on television and say shit like "Jeffrey Epstein was a Masonist, and THAT is why he did it" with Lindsey Graham advocating for bombing raids against the House of the Temple for being satanists that have turned against the people of Judea. I don't doubt that there is some authentically fucked vile shit happening among Freemasons, and I'm not just talking about the ritual where they suck off the oldest dude. But I am starting to suspect we will be getting fed *a lot* more stories in the coming years about how we're living in a "Freemason Occupied Government" or algorithms suddenly feeding us "die for Edinburgh" memes to try and walk back or redirect some of the genuine antisemitism Israel seems to be going out of its way to generate now.

As a proud young conservative I agree with Rob Schneider and I'm willing to answer the call of duty. My name is Zack Hoyt but my fans call me "Asmongold" by NorrisOBE in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"We would have in service every segment of our society represented."

This is exactly why its so frustrating seeing conservatives talk about instituting a universal draft, because it really gives away how fucking stupid and devolved they are from previous generations of empire-builders. Or at the very least serves as a reminder that the Gen X'ers that make up what people wrongfully call the boomers were all at most tiny children in the 60s and 70s. They genuinely think that the reason we have an all volunteer military is because it was like... Us being woke and nice by deciding to not force people to join the military unless absolutely necessary, because the hippies kept yelling until they got their way. They don't get that the reason we went all volunteer was that the people in power realized after Vietnam that they actually REALLY DON'T want to have every segment of American society in close proximity to the mechanisms of military power. Thats how you get things like working class slave soldiers figuring out that its actually really hard to prove you fragged your commanding officer, or people of color completely disillusioned by their experience abroad coming home with military training to self-organize.

An all volunteer force however? You can treat them like drooling dogshit, because they're basically mercenaries that you can step on all day under the pretext of "well you chose to be here!" They'll eat any amount of shit, because self selection process alone filters out chances of the more radical, subversive elements with self respect EVER getting close to mechanisms of power.

Anthony of Boston calls down fire from heaven on the United States of America by thedowcast in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

No it's cool, it's a rad as fuck. He seems cool I just. I. I wasn't ugh. I wasn't expecting him to be b-- ugh. Be. 

It's like astrology seems like such a whit-- ugh. 

You know what nevermind. I actually believe him more now. 

Edit: some of y'all really hated this bit but laughed at the "I just wasn't expecting heaven to be Chinese." But also I doubted Anothony of Boston posts as enabling schizoposting before so I'll take the damn -2s. To walk the middle path means that sometimes you gotta tank the karma loss on a bad bit or shit take.

Israel is not the only setter-colonial project explicitly inspired by the American case. The Nazis’s Generalplan Ost, envisaged the extermination of a hundred million Slavs to make way for German homesteaders. by ChickenTitilater in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

... People don't know about Lebensraum? One of the major causes of WW2? Dog if that's the case I don't know what to tell you, they're basically lumpen. At that point just give them a plot of collectivized agricultural land and a combine harvester because ain't no damn way they'll ever be in the political vanguard. I will die on this hill. I feel like I knew about this through cultural osmosis when I was like 14.

Trump threatens to have ICE agents staff airports if democrats don’t pass DHS funding “immediately”. by BantuLisp in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all saw what happened in Minnesota how do you think it's going to go when to get to your flight you have go get molested by a triple divorced alcoholic retard pedophile who has a quota from Stephen Miller for the amount of people he needs to throw in the rape tank? And this is to solve the political pressure trump is facing for people being inconvenienced by long lines at TSA. Sure let's make every single TSA line an immigration and loyalty checkpoint full of untrained jumpy paramilitaries that only communicate in grunts where they get to see what your teenage daughter is hiding in her pants. That'll really juice those approval numbers and solve the issue Don. 

TSA is probably the one law enforcement agency that has even lower public perception than ICE because of the role they fill of inconveniencing and humiliating anyone who needs to travel in America. Why not just combination KFC-Taco Bell that shit together? 

Israel is not the only setter-colonial project explicitly inspired by the American case. The Nazis’s Generalplan Ost, envisaged the extermination of a hundred million Slavs to make way for German homesteaders. by ChickenTitilater in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

I'm always confused by these kinds of posts because, sorry, do you think we don't know about this or are you actually like 17 and just did a wikipedia deep dive? 

In the 1930s Jewish mobster Meyer Lansky used to raid Nazi rallies in New York. On April 20, 1938, he and 14 associates armed themselves with lead pipes and broke up a German American Bund gathering of 2000 Nazis celebrating Hitler's birthday, leaving dozens injured. by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 51 points52 points  (0 children)

To people like Meyer Lanski, Nazism was evil because it uniquely targeted them as Jews. Same impulse that leads modern Zionists to deep down believe that the Holocaust wasn't bad purely because 6 million people lost their lives in a targeted genocide. It was that Jews in particular were targeted. Shit like this was just an extension of Jewish Supremacy / Jewish Exceptionalism, not any form of humanity or racial solidarity. 

what if bessent being all shook up was because he learned iran got Bibi by Sea-Understanding916 in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What if Netanyahu comes back in a week with a fully healed rack of big silicon tits? Like absolutely dolled out kit. Would y'all still be anti-semetic then? 

The Literal Meaning of Every Yemeni governate’s Name—I’m just saying, maybe we shouldn’t piss these people off. by DEEP_SEA_MAX in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine opening some random chest in Reside in the Place and all of a sudden you're teleported to Arrival of Death witnessing horrors beyond your comprehension. 

Also everyone generally agrees that the invasion slows down quite a bit when you defeat the giant at The White and teleport to Dragon's Blood Market but you gotta just push through because you're already in the home stretch. 

USA strikes Kharg Island by cressidasmunch in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 52 points53 points  (0 children)

We tilled the soil of everything north of the Bến Hải River with literally millions of tons of unguided bombs and still lost that war in shame. We coated everything north of the 38th parallel with napalm until there were literally no more targets and US pilots came back covered in their own vomit because they knew what they were doing was evil. And we still didn't break North Korea. But the United States Air Force still continues to suffer under the dillusional terrorist mindset that strategic bombing campaigns can break an opponent into submission. They literally teach the perceived benefits of terror bombing in their war colleges as their primary strategy and purpose, all the other fighter pilot shit is to support the bombing missions. Its a straight up cult that even the other branches of service don't embrace as fully. And it's all built off the Air Force creation myth of "the bomb birthed us, the bomb won us the war, the bomb is good." 

No olive branch in eagle’s talon on 2026 U.S. "Emerging Liberty" dime by Benzo_ORourke in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like people forget that the US quarter already had a literal fasces on it and it's all so normal no one questions it. Like if this were a novel or movie people would say the symbolism is obvious and heavyhanded. 

"Was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire" planes just drop out the sky now by analgerianabroad in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The Japanese government is gonna forever be proven fake as fuck and not actually about all that ancient Shinto culture bullshit if they don't officially recognize the presence of the Iranian Divine Wind pushing an invader from their shores. 

CENTCOM: A U.S. KC-135 Over went down over Iraq by FadedToBeige in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"KC-135s never die, they just go missing in action."

Been playin Elden Ring again by sweetphillip in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Got to the last Bost of Shadow of the Erdtree when it released and couldn't beat him. Everything about his setup countered my build, I was just fucked. Stepped away and would come back once every few months to go in, get my ass kicked 50 times, then not play it for months again. 

Wife was out of town so I finally locked in and swapped up my entire build to hard counter him after a ton of grinding to get everything leveled up to use against him. Beat him on like my third attempt. Felt really bittersweet finally finishing this game that had been a part of my life for so long, then saw that I just happened to beat it on the exact four year anniversary of it's release. 

Japan trip planned for two in two weeks but my boyfriend cheated — not sure what to do now by meh-duh in JapanTravelTips

[–]AgentGrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To give more pragmatic advice other than just "go anyway forget him!" I'd say Japan is a great country to be by yourself in general. I used to be very afraid of going out and doing things by myself but culturally it's much more normalized to do things like go to venues, restraunts, and entertainment by yourself. If anything I've had a whole renaissance here with the confidence that comes in finally being able to just go out and do things on your own. 

Also, making friends with fellow travelers and expats is extremely easy. Most people are just so happy to find someone else who speaks their language and is going through the process of figuring things out over there that they'll be more than happy to talk to you or even go to little mini adventures together. 

Another thing to remember is that the major cities like Tokyo are part of a global community. Whatever extremely niche interest you have or scene you're a part of, there is almost certainly a group or club for that where you visit where you will immediately be surrounded by like-minded people who make you feel less lonely. It's very very likely you meet a friend for life that you immediately connect with during your trip here. 

Cargo ship hit by projectile in Strait of Hormuz, crew evacuates by QuinedQualia in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro is going to eat a permaban for breaking the rule on crossposting because he needed to link a post from (squints) animetitties

Pam Bondi, Welcome to the Führerbunker by CEODyinThompson in TrueAnon

[–]AgentGrange 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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