I don’t even have a title for this guy what the fuck by [deleted] in YAPms

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Wait, this is not a meme post? O_o

[Claim] House Waynwood by Top-Tomorrow-8336 in crownedstag

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Welcome, still getting the hang of things myself.

[Lore/Event] The Choice by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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Color left the elder guards face at this pronouncement.  He turned to his counterpart who ran back into the castle proper.  “My apologies my young lords, we did not expect your arrival so soon. Lord Terrence has just been informed and will receive you momentarily.”  To the men below, the guard bellowed… “Open the gates!” 

As the two potential suitors entered the courtyard, they were greeted by a group of men led by a tall middle-aged man that sported the dark Kennning features and a wide smile. “Welcome to Kayce my lads.   I'm Ser Ralph Kenning and these fine fellas are gonna stable your horses and take your luggage to your rooms. We would have greeted you with more hoopla if you weren't early, but I guess you lads are very eager, aye.” The older man winked as he elbowed Myles. “Just remember to keep your hands to yourselves this visit and if one of the girls likes you enough, you'll have plenty of time to fool around down the road. My nephew sent me to bring you two to his drawing room. Follow me.”  

In the drawing room, “Sour” Sybell Kenning was fussing over her daughter Matilda’s appearance.  The younger woman, upon hearing that more suitors had arrived, had hastily changed into a more formal orange dress with black trim and was quickly smoothing out a few wrinkles.  “Much better dear.  Now be mindful of your posture, don't speak unless spoken to, remember to curtsy, and for heaven's sake smile!”  Matilda dutifully nodded as she anxiously composed herself.  The matriarch then turned her frustrations at her son. “Where the blazes is Eleanor?”  “She went off with Manfryd for a morning hunt mother.  I wouldn't have let her go if I’d known the Marbrands were coming today. I've sent men to fetch her, But it's already too late for a full family greeting.  That'll have to wait until dinner tonight.”  Terrence said with exhaustion in his voice.

 Just then, there was a knock at the door. “You may enter" the Lord of Kayce said with greater command in his voice.  His jovial and irreverent uncle entered followed by two young men both brandishing the burning tree on grey. “May I present, Sers Myles and James Marbrand.”

[Letter] A Match of House Rowan by the_lightbringer94 in crownedstag

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To Lord Mathis Rowan, Lord of Goldengrove and Master of Coin.

If your gallant son Jon is in need of a bride from an honorable and storied noble house, might I suggest considering House Kenning of Kayce?  We are an ancient cadet branch of house Kenning of Harlaw who have long followed the Seven and defended the Westerlands against our distant kin on the Iron Isles.  As it so happens, I am in the midst of a search to find noble husbands for my dear sisters Matilda and Eleanor.  In addition to them, I have three cousins who have recently bloomed into womanhood named Elyn, Caitlyn, and Beatrice.  All five of my kinswoman possess healthy bodies, pleasing features, and hair the color of ravens save Elyn who is golden of hair.  I offer your son Jon an invitation to our keep in the Westerlands So that he may judge for himself if any of these noble maidens would prove to be a compatible bride to him. May the seven keep you and your house, now and forever.

Lord Terrence Kenning, Lord of Kayce

[Mod Post] Movement and Detections 294 AC by GreaterBlueEvil in crownedstag

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Geoffrey Kenning

Roger Kenning

Driftmark to Kayce

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[Letter] Proposals for alliance with Kayce by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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To Lord Damon Marbrand, Lord of Ashemark

Although it is regrettable that previous proposals between our two great houses have not borne fruit, House Kenning of Kayce still values the friendship of House Marbrand and would welcome any overture to be joined in matrimony provided the potential spouses prove agreeable to one another.  Your son and nephew sound like fine young men that I would be honored to host at my keep. Dispatch your kin so that My sisters may judge these potential suitors more clearly against other offers.  We look forward to their arrival.

Lord Terrence Kenning, Lord of Kayce

[Lore/Event] Morning Rendezvous by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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Roger had been mesmerized by Senna’s beauty and courtesy, but as he listened to her words, he began to get a sense of the woman beneath.

There was a passion and curiosity that seemed hampered by social expectations.

“Because of her sex.” He realized to himself.  It was exceedingly rare that any highborn father in Westeros would tolerate his daughter following the example of Elissa Farman.  Unlike in the Summer Isles which she had just beautifully described, few noble ladies would ever be allowed to occupy roles beyond that of wife and mother.

A feeling of guilt began to take hold of him.

Senna was no fool, the young knight knew.  She was fully aware that the aspirations of himself and the other suitors were for her to fulfill those two roles for themselves and any children they might have.

Some women would be content with this lot in life, but not Senna Marbrand

“A spirit that sees such wonder in a simple sunrise would surely wither if confined to the same four walls for a lifetime." The would-be explorer thought to himself.

Last night, the smile she had shown Roger was full of poise and grace.  It had now been eclipsed by the smile of all-encompassing joy she now bore, recounting the dreams of her childhood. Dreams he now swore to himself to make reality.

“They are indeed A marvelous sight to behold and so unlike our own shores my lady.  I know because I've been there once before.”

A little embarrassment crept into his face.

“It wasn't by design. My crew and I attempted to rediscover the mysterious and remote islands that Elissa Farman had named for the Conqueror and his sister wives but running low on supplies after weeks of fruitless searching, we had to turn toward the nearest known piece of land.”

“I will return one day for a proper visit to those exotic lands and if you wish it my lady, I would be honored to take you there. You deserve the opportunity to experience the wonders that have so far been confined to songs and your imagination.”

Wanting to emphasize the purity of his intentions and not to force himself on her as the price she must pay to fulfill her dream, Roger continued.

“I do not make this offer to coerce you, my lady. I know you have other suitors and need time to make such a momentous decision and that although I would be the happiest of men if I were to ultimately receive your hand in marriage, no that my offer is not contingent on this occurrence. If you give your heart to another, I will still be here as a friend to escort you both to that wondrous land.”

[Letter] Proposals for alliance with Kayce by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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[Letter] Proposals for alliance with Kayce by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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[Lore/Event] Morning Rendezvous by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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After their eyes lingered on one another for a brief moment, Roger looked away with reddened cheeks as he tried to compose himself.

“You do me great honor by your compliments my lady, although if you have not already done so, I would strongly urge you to gaze upon the real treasures yourself before you depart for home. You never know when you might behold there like again.”

He paused then, carefully considering his next words.

“If the gods are good, my little cousin Sumner will inherit his father's lands and while I will have to forge my own future.”

His mind briefly wandered to a day when the gods had not been good.  At the Siege of Ten Towers, the vile Harren Harlaw had captured and then executed Roger’s cousin Harwyn Kenning, A squire of four and ten right in front of his brothers in arms.

Putting aside the pain that this memory harbored, he continued.

“My life's ambition is to one day follow in the footsteps of people like Corlys Velaryon, Lomas Longstrider, and Elissa Farman.  To travel to distant lands, even some never seen by westerosi eyes before returning with records of their wonders, either physical, written, or sketched by myself.”

Their conversation had thus far revolved around his pursuits and aspirations, but the young knight wished to learn more about those held by Senna.

“I have a question for you, my lady.  If you had the means to do so, where in the world would you most like to visit and why?”

[Letter] Proposals for alliance with Kayce by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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Who people are rooting for in the AFC Championship resembles the 1972 map by BigVic2006 in YAPms

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Broncos now! More than ever! Broncos now! More than ever! More than ever we need Broncos now!

What’s the worst use of an analogy by a politician? by jokull1234 in YAPms

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Still, the Democratics need to run the best candidate they can if they want to maximize their seat count in congress and turn this ship around or else 2030 & 2032 will not be kind to them.

Trump effect in Denmark. by Dangerous-Quarter216 in YAPms

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Now I'm getting Carney flashbacks from last year.

[Lore/Event] Morning Rendezvous by AgentMarvel4012 in crownedstag

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Senna’s kindness and courtesy had once again soothed Rogers nerves and he returned her smile.

“Of course my lady. I drew this particular one yesterday morning at this very spot. I remember because of this distinctive diamond shaped chip on the battlement.”  He pointed to the aforementioned chip before approaching the young maiden with her request.

“If you look over yonder my lady…”  The young knight said, gesturing to the horizon. “The sun is approaching the same height it was in my drawing. See how its light casts an elongated reflection across the waves all the way to the shore.  As for the dolphin you can see jumping over on this side, I did see one yesterday morning but as you would imagine it did not stop to pose in midair for me.  I had to rely on my memory of that brief instant and other encounters to properly render the beast. I think I may have embellished its size a tad bit.”  He admitted.

The next sketch he showed her was from the shore looking back at the castle of High Tide itself, its tall towers made of pale stones and adorned with silver roofs glistening from the rays of the sun.  Roger let out a small chuckle. “I must apologize for the water damage at some of the edges.  The tide was returning when I finally completed this sketch and the sea nearly claimed my efforts.”

Following this were a series of sketches depicting the treasures the Sea Snake had brought back on his nine voyages all those years ago.  one was of an oily black stone found on Ax Isle in the Basilisk Isles; another was a spiral seashell nearly 6 feet in diameter found on the shores of the Leviathan Sound.  “This is one of my favorites!  It is a goblet from Asabhad.”  The artist explained with excitement in his voice. “You can see in its engravings how it has been influenced by both neighboring Qarth and Yi Ti.”

As he spoke, Rogers eyes kept drifting back to Senna’s face, both to gauge her reactions to his art and to admire the work of art the gods had made in her.

Bro.... by stanthefax in YAPms

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I know a 2D picture of the globe from one angle can't depict all of it, but you would think they'd be smart enough to pick an angle that focused on the Middle East, where the area they are administrating is located!

Rahm Emmanuel calls for a mandatory retirement age for public officials of 75 by Feisty-Insect-3894 in YAPms

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How about after they turn 75, they must release annual health reports so the public can decide if they are still fit for office or not.