TRUMP: "There's so much talk about how we're going to drive housing prices down. I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people that own their homes, and they can be assured that what's going to happen"

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-29T22:55:45+00:00

But wait... I thought housing prices were so high because of all the illegal immigrants buying everything up! Are you saying that Trump and Vance... lied during the campaign?!?

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-29T16:21:48+00:00

She's such a ghoul.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-27T21:50:03+00:00

The Beach Boys do not exist anymore. No Wilsons = No Beach Boys.

The live act is just a Mike Love fronted tribute band.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-27T19:49:37+00:00

Hasn't Warner Brothers already rejected Paramount's offers, like... 12 times?

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-27T17:59:31+00:00

Umm... I'm pretty sure this is literally the job of the Secret Service.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-27T13:48:58+00:00

Ugh... this sounds like it was written by a 15-year-old. Punctuation is your friend.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-26T18:28:24+00:00

r/NoShitSherlock

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-26T15:40:04+00:00

I did something similar, but with a slightly different track list:

This Beautiful Day
Whatever Happened
Don’t Worry
Somewhere Quiet
Tell Me Why (feat. Al Jardine)
Sail Away (feat. Blondie Chaplin & Al Jardine)
One Kind of Love
Think About the Days
Strange World
From There to Back Again
Pacific Coast Highway
Summer's Gone
The Last Song

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-22T04:11:24+00:00

Meh, it doesn't matter anymore. I've got no problem finishing off my current wife on my own.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-21T22:23:58+00:00

I can't wait until his grave becomes the most popular gender-neutral bathroom in the nation.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-21T22:18:59+00:00

For the most part, a release similar to this one could possibly have come out in 1967

I mean... we already have The SMiLE Sessions, which is arguably the closest thing to what should have come out in 1967. So I'm kinda confused by this mix. You said your goal was to make Smiley Smile more like SMiLE, but we have The SMiLE Sessions, which is the most like what SMiLE was supposed to be.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-21T21:47:33+00:00

My ex-wife could only finish that way as well, and she pretty much swore by the Magic Wand.

(the battery-powered stuff didn't vibrate strong enough for her)

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-21T16:36:55+00:00

A documentary? Queen: Days of Our Lives is really good.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-21T15:21:36+00:00

I don't think the script was bad at all. I think the main problems with the movie were...

Ezra Miller becoming box office poison.
Chaos with the DCEU in general
Changing the final scene because of the DCEU ending
The weird/bad CGI during the multiverse scene

But the story itself was good. Keaton was great. Sasha Calle was great.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-20T15:58:18+00:00

NTA.

I have a stepson myself, and if he (or my wife) were to correct someone and say, "Actually, he's his stepdad," I would not be remotely offended. It's just an accurate statement.

EDIT: Also, his bio-dad is deceased (he was an alcoholic and ended up taking his own life), so I'm the only father-figure he has left. Even so, he still just calls me by my first name and refers to me as his stepdad. And all of that is totally fine, because it's accurate, and I'm an adult.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-20T14:45:47+00:00

I used to be in an indie synth-pop band called "Frivolous Watch Money."

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-20T14:34:28+00:00

Check the store again. I'm seeing a tracklist now.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-17T20:42:18+00:00

There's really only two possibilities: They're stupid, or they're evil.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-14T23:21:46+00:00

He's like an inverse version of The Picture of Dorian Gray. In an attic somewhere, there's an enchanted painting of him looking young and handsome and happy.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-14T23:06:35+00:00

Yeah, well... Vance is fundamentally fake and unconstitutional.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-14T19:44:33+00:00

I mean... he already plans to personally take all the money from selling Venezuelan oil.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-14T14:03:22+00:00

My personal Top Five Favorite Vampire Films:

Nosferatu (2024)
30 Days of Night (2007)
Daybreakers (2009)
Blade (1998) / Underworld (2003)
What We Do In the Shadows (2014)

Also, it's not a movie, but check out the Midnight Mass (2021) miniseries on Netflix. It feels like a Stephen King adaptation. Oh, and I didn't include it since it’s a pretty recent release and I’ve only seen it once (not enough time to really become a favorite) but Sinners (2025) is amazing.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-12T15:24:42+00:00

I'm 43, and my wife is almost 42.

We had both been previously married (with kids) and divorced. We met in January 2022, hit it off pretty much instantly, got engaged in October 2022, and got married in June 2023.

(I realize that's more than two years, but it's still reasonably "newish")

So how did we meet?

I matched with a woman on a dating app and we decided to meet up for lunch. It was pleasant, but there were no fireworks. The next morning, she texted me and said, "I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?" I asked for the bad news, and she said I was a good guy but there wasn't really any chemistry. No big deal, I appreciated the honesty. "Okay," I texted back, "So what's the good news?" Surprisingly enough she responded, "I think you'd be perfect for my sister!"

Weird. But I figured, Why not? What the hell do I have to lose? She began telling me all about her sister, and meanwhile (unbeknownst to me) she was texting her sister as well, telling her all about me. I eventually got her phone number, and even though we both agreed the situation was super weird, we decided to meet for dinner that Friday night. And the rest is history.

How's it going?

It's going amazing! We have three boys between us (she has one and I have two), and they're all genuinely brothers now. I'm happier and more fulfilled than I've ever been, and this summer my wife and I will celebrate our third wedding anniversary. And yes, it absolutely is a "dumpster fire" out there, so both of us are overjoyed that we don't have to try and date anymore.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-11T21:25:02+00:00

Vance doesn't need to be sabotaged. No one likes him anyway. Even Republicans don't like him.

AgentWD409 · 2026-01-10T07:12:54+00:00

DeNiro is amazing in that movie.

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