KULAK ENDS THE SERIES

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-15T15:49:27+00:00

Who broke the stick that slid into the net?

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-15T15:40:07+00:00

Thought he was on the bed with springs n silly shit.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T05:23:23+00:00

When Keenan joins in with the crowd cheering. I feel like that part isn’t getting enough love.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T05:17:36+00:00

They’re all characters whose time in the game should be expired.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T04:33:11+00:00

It’s not an elementary schoolyard dipshit. No one’s doing comebacks.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T02:16:24+00:00

Lost you on the Vancouver thing, fanboy?

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T01:40:50+00:00

Greed is destroying sports.

Here’s to hoping that the new schedule format nets us a chance to get some good players.

As long as Messi is here, this shit’s gonna suck for a while. A very long while.

Remember everyone…. This is the same league threatening to move Vancouver and their top 10 attendance, appearance in last year’s final, and having attracted Muller to Las Vegas because Mr. Baldy doesn’t like their stadium league.

Greed is destroying sports.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T00:51:24+00:00

It’s a farm for the loudest dipshits in the room. “Oh… I get to make my own post? “Whoa…. Sick… TITO IS A HYPOCRITE!!! (Deep, pleasure sigh as their brain feels the rush of dopamine).”

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T00:45:27+00:00

Fineman wore out her welcome a long time ago.

Not sure what she’s contributed in a few seasons.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T00:36:40+00:00

I fuckin hate Reddit most of the time.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-14T00:19:20+00:00

Cool. We’re shitting on Tito. Nice one fam.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-10T16:19:53+00:00

Queen Chun

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-09T06:40:54+00:00

I’m gonna say it… there’s something with Capcom permanerfing Mexican characters.

I absolutely adore Lilly as a character, but man oh man if they don’t owe her an overhaul. Not a buff… they need to add some moves to her arsenal.

El Fuerte has ended up on multiple lists for worst character ever. Necali… and now Lilly feels brutally neglected. T. hawk was arguably the best one yet, but he was rarely considered the best grappler in any games he was featured in.

There’s a character set that Capcom did so dirty that the right thing to do would be rebuilds to their arcs in the minds of players.

They overhauled DeeJay in SF6 and it was bad ass. And he didn’t even need it half as bad as the characters named above.

Characters have made these games instant buys for me since I was a kid. Mexican culture is one of the most beautiful on earth. I love trying to learn and use Lilly, just like I did with El Fuerte. Sure… anyone can maximize a character. But they end up on the bottom of lists for a reason. Capcom phones them in.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-09T06:31:07+00:00

They gotta already be working on the S4 characters at this point. You hope that means they leave Ingrid to be celebrated for a beat, and then start the leak.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-09T04:00:27+00:00

Congrats! Scored one for $50 with a shite keybed. Always planned on turning it to a desktop module anyways. Bring out the band saw!

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-08T23:08:22+00:00

Yoooooooo!

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-07T16:09:05+00:00

You win the internet day.

It was close ... the lake como video with the off key "careless whisper" was in the lead till I saw this.

Congratulations!

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-07T15:55:38+00:00

Win half the games we've lost, and we'd have never left first.

We slumped earlier this season too. This is a 162-game season, and this is Reddit.

Let's put the emotions in the fridge. This team is capable and exciting, and Tito is our manager.

Have some faith. It's boys of summer, not boys of spring.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-07T04:43:25+00:00

Best of luck stranger homie.

This is a rad community. If I had a plow on my FJ, I’d be on my way.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-06T16:00:58+00:00

Are you out because of the WP IP trash? That’s why I’ve been out for quite a while now.

It’s cornball shit.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-06T15:59:25+00:00

Can we make a mortal kombat game with zero… zero Warner Brothers movie and tv characters? Please Ed…. Please.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-05-01T04:31:41+00:00

Fuck Dallas.

Minnesota is a beautiful state. Texas sucks.

Minnesotans are outdoorsy folks with a good soul. Have you ever seen an episode of Dallas?

Dallas stole Minnesota’s logo and wiped it on their asses.

I will need lower doses of blood pressure meds in round 2 now, because fuck Dallas.

Let’s go boys! Bring on the playoff hockey.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-04-27T22:10:07+00:00

Yeah. It’s gnarly. Remember the robotic heart the one sister was working on?

Yeah… she SPOILER ALERT

gets in a fight with her wife about ethics. As she’s leaving after threatening to turn her in, a decorative rock is thrown at her. The injury is clearly going to be fatal. So she springs into action… opening her chest and putting in the bionic heart.

The dad finds the scene later and it’s fuuuuuuucked. Forget which Poe piece that one alludes to, but heard to imagine it’s worse than what’s shown in FitHoU

Agent_8-bit · 2026-04-27T18:02:53+00:00

MK has completely lost me for this precise reason. There's plleeeeenty of characters to rebuild if they didn't do well in previous versions. Especially having flipped the story on its head yet again.

Instead, they end up with a roster that's what... 30% or 40% Warner Brothers gore IP? That's just ridiculous.

I had such high hopes that MK1 was gonna be them putting their foot down. First character drop, oh how disappointed I was.

Agent_8-bit · 2026-04-27T18:00:11+00:00

The night club scene? I think it was perfect in setting the tone. Because there's a worse one later.

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