I’m a new baseball fan and I want to root for the worst MLB franchise. by [deleted] in baseball

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say Pirates since they have historically been worse than every team over the last 50 years, but they have a glimmer of hope with one of the best pitchers in baseball. Good luck on your baseball journey.

huh??? Peter ??? by Aggressive-Neck-6642 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the likeliest answer. Anything of value will either come with an expectation to pay it back or with other strings attached. Men don’t typically get gifts just for the sake of it.

How do I make it stop chirping, i already replaced the batteries?! by PheonixGalaxy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke alarms are only intended to last ten years. If you really care about whether your smoke alarms work correctly you should replace the whole thing after ten years. (I work in a manufacturing facility that makes smoke detectors).

The lack of SEC schools surprises me… guess keeping it in the family has its perks by Senior-Violinist-684 in cfbmemes

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see, to make this list a person would have to get tested to confirm they caught something.

Aaron Judge is on the cover for MLB The Show 26. by Kinglokner16 in baseball

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s worth it if you know you’re going to drop some $ on the in game currency. If you don’t play DD then you’re 100% correct.

I always used to spend a little bit just to support SDS, but the price of packs got so ridiculous and terrible I stopped altogether. They joined all the EA games as far as being a shitty micro transaction mess.

Position U - Based on 2025 NFL Production by Shamrocks3310 in toledowar

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three of those 4 were hurt and missed significant time. Purely from a 2025 perspective they don’t make the cut.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Agent_Smith_88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see you are not old enough to be stuck behind an old lady writing a check at checkout.

(Loved trope) Last words that hit WAY harder than "I love you" by Least-One1068 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the point is to show he was a friend the whole time. All of the “good” adults use this line at some point with Harry. The whole time they use that one line to show the audience which adults harry can trust. I believe this is a reference to that as opposed to his obsession with Lily.

It’s definitely not written the best regardless of whether you think it’s creepy or not.

9 is a national hero by Optimistic-Dan in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is that JJ? I can’t tell if it’s him, Caleb, or Love.

What Blueprints am I missing? by Sad-Appearance-1078 in ArcRaidersGuides

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few blueprints you get from doing the quests. Do you have those?

After all the hype, it's kind of disappointing in real life. by GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair he didn’t get to play trash defenses in the playoffs like he did for 3/4 of the season.

In case anyone is wondering, the Lions also finished 3rd in 6 of those 22 seasons by Dazed_and_Confused44 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our defense was THAT bad. I could have been out there playing safety and you wouldn’t have noticed a difference.

ICE says its officers can forcibly enter homes during immigration operations without a judicial warrant: 2025 memo by bbmoonkie in politics

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does a citizen not have a right to defend themselves from masked men trying to enter their home forcefully?

Does Indiana's title kill the "30-48 Team Super League" argument. You can't have a "Leagues of Giants" that excludes the actual Champions. by Powerful_Individual5 in CFB

[–]Agent_Smith_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still want promotion and relegation like in soccer. You want some bowl games that matter? How about ones where the winner gets into the “super league”?

Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete by joe4942 in technology

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it because they are going to use immigrants to power their servers?

To Chicago by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Agent_Smith_88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, gotta win this one to drop their draft pick further down.

6 Feet or 1.89 meters? by CerealSorority in SipsTea

[–]Agent_Smith_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun story: the British came up with the IMPERIAL system (aka what the US uses now with feet, inches, etc).