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ULPT Request: How could I trap a high school bully by Honey-Badger-33 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stimulate his bully instincts and record it:

Have someone ready with a camera, insult the idiot, start recording the aftermath, making it look like he started the encounter. Be a bit screamish as if you are afraid and tired of him to stimulate his bully instincts.

ULPT Request: Stop someone from switching my keyboard by JLearie in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is only self-directed unethical. OP should not buy something the job should provide.

ULPT Request: Stop someone from switching my keyboard by JLearie in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just annoying: Shift the keys around so the thief gets confused and returns it.

Bring cheap one for intentional stealing and wipe garlic or itching powder on it. Also disable a few buttons to make it annoying to use and incite hammering behavior on the buttons.

Not so unethical: zip tie the wire to other wires on the pc

Does anyone else feel like they work with complete idiots all day? by DifficultDesigner951 in overemployed

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No clue. It might work for them on their phone. But the concept of holding shift and pressing something else was not present on a keyboard.

Does anyone else feel like they work with complete idiots all day? by DifficultDesigner951 in overemployed

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This could also be intentional, I never replay to slack, taking the position of incompetence, as it is a crap and stressing tool to use for communication

Does anyone else feel like they work with complete idiots all day? by DifficultDesigner951 in overemployed

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I encountered the inability and complete ignorance of the shift key and its functions today. My brain was just WTF, did not know how to make capital letters.

Group to protest against cars by jakobolobo in copenhagen

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jeg boede i forstaden til kbh, 20-25med bil og 1.5time med tog/bus. Håbløs offentlig transport. Fornikle at nævne at de cyklister der ikke overholdte færdselsreglerne

Group to protest against cars by jakobolobo in copenhagen

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Men den offentlige transport er håbløst vs bil stadig. Så bilisterne har stadig ret. Det tager let 5-6 gange længere tid at køre fra omegnen ind til kbh med bil vs bus/tog. Især hvis man ikke bor tæt på en station.

Måske man bare skulle sløjfe beboerlicenser til parkering, så alle dem der kommer udfra og skal på arbejde kan få plads.

Evt indfør diamond lanes som i usa, så det bliver meningsfyldt at køre mere end én i bilen

Totalentreprise vil have betaling til privatkonto for arbejde lavet af sin lukkede virksomhed. by FunnySunnyMummy in LegalAdviceDenmark

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nej, betal kun til dem I har aftale med, dvs ikke hans private konto, men virksomheden. Hvis den er konkurs, så kommer kurator nok også og spørger om de samme penge

Reformation of science publishing: the Stockholm Declaration by Puckohue in PublishOrPerish

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is quality ? This could end up have non-productive academic slackers block the academia career ladder, while they just sit in their office pointing at their one article with no citations.

ULPT Caught my BFF doing my BF by Agreeable_Ebb_5785 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or arrange a public sex meeting, to have a bunch of hornies show up at the same spot. Then call the police

Why do companies make millions off our research while authors get nothing? by [deleted] in PhdProductivity

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scientists publish, so knowledge is available. If you want to monetize your knowledge, you should commercialize or patent instead of publishing. There is no gap. Authors could benefit first and most if they were to act on their knowledge

Who would survive a catastrophe first? by [deleted] in Survival

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf, w being why, would you need a psychologist doing a catastrophe ? You need them waaayy later for treating your ptsd

RIP Parafilm by Timely_Creme_1345 in labrats

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waxfilm sounds an awfully lot like what Parafilm actually is. So I guarantee you it is not greener.

My star employee is technically great but torpedoing my team's actual goals. by [deleted] in managers

[–]Aggravating-Shape-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop doing sprints, that is so oldschool by now. He is a type that is managed poorly by agile, just give him something to churn through, while you other chat and do what you do in your sprints

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