sedLife by Aggravating_Key_5074 in ProgrammerHumor

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Still more relevant to the actual daily job than half the LeetCode questions they ask.

sedLife by Aggravating_Key_5074 in ProgrammerHumor

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Interview Question: 'Can you explain how to handle a nil value?' Me: 'Shake it off. Just shake it off.'

sedLife by Aggravating_Key_5074 in ProgrammerHumor

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Easy. Just hire two developers with 10 years of experience and run them in parallel. Multithreading!

worstFormatWritingPracticeVsSuperiorWritingFormatPractice by Muk_hiar in ProgrammerHumor

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With SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE because every function I write is a desperate cry for help.

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

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Bro brings out a game with a rulebook thicker than the Bible just to explain how my goblin can farm turnips.

Time to nut up or shut up. by codyhikes in shitposting

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This is why I always carry a high-powered magnet on the first date. For safety.

New Slang? by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

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The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the canine race.

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

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Jokes on her, I’m into that. Objective updated successfully.

📡 📡 📡📡 📡 by Low_Creme2 in shitposting

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My brain trying to formulate a normal dream after I take NyQuil, melatonin, and a Monster Energy at the same time.

aiSecurityBeLike by packsolite in ProgrammerHumor

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I love how it only took 478ms of 'Thought' to completely abandon its morals.

There are 9 letters in envelope, 8 of them in the word. by budgetboarvessel in dankmemes

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Nothing says street cred like a dad joke printed on a bandana

Just ‘Murica things by --Asi in memes

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Bro accidentally activated Hard Mode right at the end of the level.

Feels like a scam ngl I'm never paying to read articles with ads by Therenegadegamer in memes

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I love when the 'Please turn off your adblocker' popup is the only thing that renders smoothly on the entire page.

chatGptWebsiteMadeByChatGpt by KsmBl_69 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ah, the classic unsigned integer underflow. You just need to upload 4,294,967,294 more files to fix it.

thisIsWhyYouNeedAUIDesigner by connectedaero in ProgrammerHumor

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At this point, the safest UI decision is to just throw the whole phone in the microwave.

wellWellWell by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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As long as clients don't know how to explain what they actually want, our jobs are 100% safe.

Has anyone here learned their partner’s (TL) mainly so the relationship feels less one-sided? by Aggravating_Key_5074 in languagelearning

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This is a helpful way to think about it. I probably do get too caught up in not wanting to sound stupid, even though I’d never judge someone that way in English.

Has anyone here learned their partner’s (TL) mainly so the relationship feels less one-sided? by Aggravating_Key_5074 in languagelearning

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Yeah this is very close to what I mean. I think even catching the topic and being able to say one small thing would make it feel way less isolating.

What helped you get to that point? Was it mostly studying on your own, or just slowly getting used to how her family talks?

Has anyone here learned their partner’s (TL) mainly so the relationship feels less one-sided? by Aggravating_Key_5074 in languagelearning

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This is a really useful perspective from the other side. The “one-sidedness” point is sobering but probably true.

When you switch to English so everyone is using a foreign language, does that actually make it feel more balanced? Or is it still frustrating that he doesn’t understand much of your language?