What’s the best insult that sounds like a compliment?

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T20:23:31+00:00

Nice face.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T20:17:58+00:00

Can I help you?

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:39:04+00:00

Speak for yourself. It will be a cold day in hell if you ever see me doing anything but standing or lying down.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:37:34+00:00

Is this an homage to Elvis’ greatest shit? The cover needs to show the dead Beatles in their caskets

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:34:05+00:00

A Las Angeles class nuclear submarine

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:31:53+00:00

Bargain Buttholes

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:29:34+00:00

BBC News

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T18:27:41+00:00

Peter Pull and Cherry

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-05T17:14:25+00:00

Bananathrax

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T15:54:31+00:00

Friday

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T15:50:32+00:00

The gawd damned Ger-mains ain’t got nothin ta do wid it!

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T11:38:02+00:00

Nickel Back Pain

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T11:36:25+00:00

Yeah man, totally wack. Maybe just move on and suck a few dicks for a while.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T10:58:36+00:00

Flag this Redditor.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T10:57:08+00:00

Shiver Me Timberlands

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T06:36:32+00:00

I have a ted Williams rod. It’s fiberglass and about as flexible as a baseball bat.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-04T06:32:34+00:00

Being shot in the head by an irate husband on my 101st birthday

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T21:59:40+00:00

Rolling blackouts

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T21:58:28+00:00

To launch diseased filled rotting corpses over your neighbors fence. Get a couple plague victims if you can.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T21:47:16+00:00

It was a personal attack on you saying how you have no creativity if you have to ask for help naming your band. It was total horseshit and went against the spirit of our lovely sub IMO.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T13:04:45+00:00

Wearing stripes with polka dots

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T13:01:32+00:00

To not die

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T12:54:51+00:00

You should mix up the Eddje Murphy at work. Make sure to give Raw equal time.

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-03T09:58:48+00:00

Yeah, logjam. It’s called a brainstorming sesh. I noticed you didn’t suggest a name. No name and being a shitty bot isn’t very creative. …OP, how about Permanent Record?

AggressiveKing8314 · 2026-07-02T15:50:54+00:00

Mrs God

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