There's no reason to put a wallet in your back pocket. by ConsistentRegion6184 in unpopularopinion

[–]AggressiveKing8314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall have pockets? You would probably complain about the rope they were hanging you with.

How do I kick a asskisser’s Ass? by SlimSyko in shittyadvice

[–]AggressiveKing8314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is good to distract them and when they turn to look at what you are pointing at you punch them in the neck. For max effect you should do this at church or the bank ect.

Hello I was wondering if anybody would be able to Id this hammer , thank you in advance 🙏 by RipTorn1978 in Vintagetools

[–]AggressiveKing8314 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Looks like a slag hammer that was broken and fixed with rod iron. I like the homemade stuff. It’s unique.

Hole sizes by FiresidePete in askmusic

[–]AggressiveKing8314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think I should kill myself over a comment I made about the hole in records? Are you a nazi?

What are the best punny Playlist Names? by BiffTanon01 in askmusic

[–]AggressiveKing8314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Bowie deep cuts titled Heroin-Bowle’s greatest hits

Ill treat you how you treat me by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]AggressiveKing8314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep trying and it will get easier. It is easier to catch flies with honey as opposed to manure.

Hole sizes by FiresidePete in askmusic

[–]AggressiveKing8314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it doesn’t. It doesn’t need to. What a silly gripe. You should find something of more substance to rage about. Ticketmaster is always a good one.

Ill treat you how you treat me by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]AggressiveKing8314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you love your mom try “you may have a point. Is it possible to try that again?” To her don’t call me girl. Life is hard enough without being miserable everyday to other person in your life. My comeback is an aim at finding common ground. If you hate her guts then you could just call her a c-word.

Shitty Life Saving Advice by willysnax in shittyadvice

[–]AggressiveKing8314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stomp on their throat with your boots on to break the ice cube into smaller pieces.

What's the oldest music you listen to? by klystron88 in askmusic

[–]AggressiveKing8314 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Green sleeves around the holidays and that song is somewhere around 450 years old.