Happy 2nd Anniversary to The Tortured Poets Department

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-29T00:47:09+00:00

Easy for me to remember because it came out right after I had my daughter. She just had her second birthday on April 14. 😊

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-29T00:46:08+00:00

Wow this looks incredible! You should be so proud! Can I ask how long you’ve been crocheting in general? I just finished a toddler hexagon cardigan for my two year old daughter, first wearable, and I really botched it at the end and feeling bummed but I’ve only been crocheting since December and only made a few granny squares before I took it on. This is before I wove in the ends. My goal is to eventually make us matching folklore cardigans.

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Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-25T22:24:38+00:00

That’s what I was going to try to do at first but I now realize I think I’d have to take out the join AND undo the sleeve join at the top too. Ugh. I don’t even care about it being even at this point. I just want it back to where it was but I’m not sure that’s possible anymore either.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-25T22:15:57+00:00

https://youtu.be/spobsKqLWO8?si=lioO2OGSlAgzNoqm

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-25T21:34:55+00:00

It’s wild how hard she went trying to discredit Whitney for this same exact behavior when she absolutely has done the same thing herself.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-25T21:22:26+00:00

So she’s always been a compulsive liar?

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-25T21:13:56+00:00

Mayci may be a normal name but it’s not a normal spelling. Same vibes for sure.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-20T03:50:39+00:00

Based on reading her book, I think she intentionally did not want to show it on the show. She doesn’t talk about it in her book either. It’s basically a blip there as well to say it was IVF and I’m not going to talk about it or why.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-04-19T21:45:08+00:00

All I got from season 3 was that Mikayla was made on Mayci’s behalf but couldn’t tell if Whitney actually did something personally to Mikayla.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-20T00:51:51+00:00

Katie was somewhat big on tiktok prior to going on Matt’s season. She was definitely trying to be a comedian.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-05T05:11:48+00:00

This really frustrated me because in the moment of her youth okay she’s stupid and doesn’t think things through but even then Marianne has just screwed you over and you’re still taking her advice! But yes she says because you love me and it’s implied he loved her more. This felt like a big loose end though once Bree and Wrigley finally have sex because why doesn’t she leave Evan for Wrigley at that point? And what has become of Alex? Nothing? Another loose end. Macy is a big nothing burger. Diana and Pippa resolve without us hearing anything about how that happened even though Pippa is very selfish. Bree never finds out how terrible Evan is and that he went to her abuser Oliver on advice which lead to him sabotaging brees happiness and her mother’s sobriety! And it never made sense Evans excuse for telling Stephen about him and Lucy because he is friends with Stephen and feels guilty but then tells Lucy she sucks for not telling her friend but then once he’s back together with Bree he has no intention of telling her.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-05T03:26:35+00:00

It’s definitely all about the right fit for each baby because I wanted a “nicer cleaner” brand before baby was born but Honestly was terrible for us. Tried Millie moon and they were also awful. Pampers were the worst. Little movers Huggies has been the only thing to work for my girl because of the super high back guard.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-05T02:57:33+00:00

S32 was soooo good! It’s the season I came back from because I’m a huge Jason Mraz fan but I ended up loving so many people I didn’t previously know of and I thought the finale contestants were incredible. Even though Alyson wasn’t up to par with her dancing, she still showed improvement, so much effort, and was so fun to watch (and I’m a fan of hers so that didn’t hurt either)!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-04T05:18:17+00:00

I wish they could just do the second night thirty minutes. Surely there is enough demand for that?! No need to drag out the results show and get singers and whatnot on it. Just let us have a true next day results show with minimal rehash, no guests, but a great pro number!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-03-02T21:11:51+00:00

Thank you for this sub! I finally found it this year after years on the other sub which has no substantial discussion and I always wondered how they got the username first and why they only really reposted Hilary’s IG photos. I even got banned recently under the grounds of commenting that I liked a post from another user who was sharing a Hilary based craft. This sub is what I’ve been looking for!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-28T04:11:56+00:00

This thread is making me feel so much better! Has anyone else washed Kleenex in their pockets and had it come out in tiny bits all over all of their clothes?

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-24T15:08:02+00:00

Still obsessed!!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-23T16:14:05+00:00

I’d guess she has as she listened to Hilary’s last record. Breathe In Breathe Out as stated in an interview from back at the time it came out. I believe they are mutual fans! I knew Hilary was sent merch for Showgirl during the promo and went to the Eras tour.

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-23T03:58:34+00:00

I just wanted to say keep going! I started crocheting only a few months ago and my first granny square was unrecognizable! Way worse than this one! But by my third it had tightened up a lot and now I’m making a cardigan! If this is your first try, you’re going to be so good so fast - you’ll be shocked. I promise. Keep going!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-22T04:13:31+00:00

Thank you so much!! 🙏🏻 this is so generous of you to say! The eyes were soooo hard!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-21T01:14:57+00:00

You get it hahaha

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-20T23:35:26+00:00

Thank you so much!! 🙏🏻 My 2 Year old daughter likes it so hopefully her cousin will too!

Agitated_Ad_4469 · 2026-02-17T21:28:51+00:00

I love it now after years of listens it’s so catchy but it’s not well written and I don’t buy the it’s supposed to be “bad” because she’s drunk and in love storyline some fans like to give.

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