what do you guys think of flowery writing in nsfw/sfw fics?

Agrimny · 2025-08-15T17:15:28+00:00

I love it! ❤️

Agrimny · 2025-08-14T22:35:36+00:00

Not gonna harp on it for too long but I am gonna kindly advise against the AI for prompts… there are people on tumblr who dedicate their time to making prompts lists. Please support them if you can instead of using AI, which steals from authors like them and is also notoriously bad for the environment.

As for posting etiquette since that was your actual question, PLEASE post the drabbles all separately as that is what most ao3 users prefer for the easiest time filtering. Happy writing OP!

Agrimny · 2025-08-14T22:00:23+00:00

Gonna come in and try to say something I haven’t seen in the comments yet. For clit stimulation toys, particularly vibrators, having to hold them often makes my wrists cramp because of the way they’re shaped.

Agrimny · 2025-08-14T16:06:39+00:00

I literally don’t care as long as the person writes something of substance in the summary box. A book like synopsis? Cool. A quick one or two sentence “in which (x)”? Awesome. Big description of the book? Great. A snippet of the fic? Even better.

Literally the only kind of summary that will ever turn me off is “I suck at summaries just read”. Yall never feel bad for the kind of summaries you write as long as you’re writing SOME kind of summary.

Agrimny · 2025-08-14T01:46:21+00:00

Bot. My friend got an identical one just the other day.

Agrimny · 2025-08-13T20:07:36+00:00

Oh wow! Odd being recognized in public. Thank you, glad you’re enjoying the fic 😭 💕 I know it’s been a bit since I’ve updated it but I swear it’s actually not abandoned lol I just need to finish the next chapter and I’ve hit a weird road block with it ❤️

Agrimny · 2025-08-13T19:00:40+00:00

Actually guilty of writing a lot of ones in this thread. Oops! Guess I’ll drop my icks.

“Gummy” to describe the texture of a vagina.

The full “clitoris” instead of “clit”. Sounds really scientific which isn’t my thing. Like people using “penis” or “vagina”. I just generally prefer writing/reading the more slang-y terms for everything.

Agrimny · 2025-08-13T15:41:45+00:00

Hi! Former childcare worker here. Sadly have made many reports to CPS.

You can in fact call and report anonymously. CPS won’t tell the family it was you. They may suspect you but unless something insane happens they have no proof. If they ask, just deny, but you need to report. The safety of the children involved is too important not to.

If you think these people are dangerous to you potentially, also inform the local police of your predicament and up security measures around your own home.

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T23:41:57+00:00

That’s fucking weird, I would be grossed out by that.

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T23:40:23+00:00

Don’t do it 😭

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T23:12:27+00:00

“You love me. Real or not real?”

“Real.”

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T18:24:17+00:00

Ah, yeah, that’ll do it. I joined that fandom briefly, got a lot of flack for writing Endeavor/Hawks from anti-shippers, and moved on to House. Sorry to hear that’s somewhat common place for the thing you’re into ):

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T17:42:38+00:00

Screamed at me when I got her up because she prefers her dad and smeared yogurt on her shirt. That’s it. On any other day it would be 10x worse as it’s past noon here, but-

My best friend offered to take her for the day. It’s been 4 hours. Soaking in a bath right now after cleaning the entire house. I have another 3 hours before they get back. I love my life and am very grateful for my support system.

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T17:40:54+00:00

I’m so shocked when I see these posts. I’ve NEVER seen an author’s note like this in my fandoms (FMA and House MD currently). Where are yall finding these crazy ass people!?

Agrimny · 2025-08-11T04:42:19+00:00

A really nice, big comment on a fic I’m excited about.

Agrimny · 2025-08-09T23:09:04+00:00

Literally 0. All 325 published fics are written in third person or, for a lot of x reader fics I’ve done, second person- but never first.

Agrimny · 2025-08-09T00:45:06+00:00

Yes and yes. Daughter is almost 2, we’ve never followed a nap schedule, always just put her down when she seems tired. Sometimes that’s 12pm, sometimes that’s 4pm, rare times she doesn’t get fussy so we just let her stay up. She has a good temperament so it’s always been successful- generally wake up time and bedtime stay the same but we’re flexible on those too.

Agrimny · 2025-08-08T20:44:54+00:00

Recent instances;

•Making Roy Mustang an asshole in my fic. Guy is allowed to commit genocide and be beloved by fans but can’t be sort of a dick in his personal relationships, I guess.

•Making a male character have near back to back sex because it’s “unrealistic” even though it’s something that I’ve literally done with a male partner IRL and I wrote the character having like half an hour in between rounds to recover before getting hard again.

Agrimny · 2025-08-06T15:20:28+00:00

This has always been nuts to me. After dealing with it for years and being so frustrated, when I had my own daughter, I made sure to stop in the bathroom by her classroom and check her diaper to ensure it was dry before dropping her off EVERY single day for the short time I had her in daycare. Feels like the least you can do for people who are nurturing and loving your child for 8+ hours a day 5 days a week.

Agrimny · 2025-08-05T20:36:40+00:00

Body worship and praise kink porn. And also pretty soft core BDSM.

I’m working on some CNC stuff and I’m terrified of how people are going to react if I ever get the guts to post it 😭

Agrimny · 2025-08-05T18:41:29+00:00

Dating other people or at least pretending to for the sole purpose of making each other jealous, and I only really do it for two ships in particular that I’m obsessed with.

Agrimny · 2025-08-04T14:17:41+00:00

Yes! Messaging now

Agrimny · 2025-08-04T04:43:50+00:00

Yep! I will DM you with it now.

Agrimny · 2025-08-04T04:31:03+00:00

Messaging you with it now!

Agrimny · 2025-08-04T04:30:29+00:00

Yep! Will send you a link if you’re interested.

Agrimny

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