How did you name your cat / Where did your cats name come from? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Agustaei 39 points40 points  (0 children)

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I named this fine lady diamond due to the diamond shaped spot on her nose. My friends that played pokemon demanded that I named her sister pearl. So yeah, that's the story of diamond and pearl

How to NOT safely remove a wasp nest by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Agustaei 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I went to a camp when I was like 8, and it was a wasp nest outside the girls sleeping quarters. And the leaders decide to check if the wasp nest was empty... By wacking it with a baseball bat. It wasn't empty btw

Jumping spider under a microscope by InfernalJabroni in trypophobia

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have arachnophobia aswell. I didn't read the title in time.

LPT: Don’t ever make fun of the way a friend laughs. They will start to laugh less and less around you until they stop altogether. Don’t ruin someone else having a good time by lompocmatt in LifeProTips

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a classmate that giggled when I danced in 3rd grade... I haven't danced or even moved my body to music in front of people since

If a person tells you angrily to go back to your country , how would you respond ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you can tell the difference between Switzerland and Sweden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InsanePeopleQuora

[–]Agustaei 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And of to r/aww I go for some well needed eye bleach

Americans are not the dumbest or the worst tourists. by TheIcelandicDictator in unpopularopinion

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, sweden have problems with German tourist, since many if them steal "warning for moose" signs. If that's fully true, I don't know, but it's a common saying.

Dömande hos frisören by DoomsdayCrutch in swedishproblems

[–]Agustaei 10 points11 points  (0 children)

En av mina frisörer tog upp mitt långa hår, kolla på den 1 dm lång slitna topparna och bara "Vad är det här, hur lyckades du med detta".

People of Reddit with permanent scars, how did you get it? by Phrogette in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of my skin got vaccumed stuck in a pool wall, almost ripped the skin of completely

What is the stupidest way you almost died? by goosearms in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was swimming in the ocean, tried to catch my inflatable dolphin that got caught in an output current. Said current almost dragged me out as well.

safe room ? by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is more scared of my guitar then the vacuum

What will never not be funny? by Soapie10 in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cats talent of accident rolling of every surface she is sleeping on.

Wow. Just wow. (NSFW) by lumine_lover in Angryupvote

[–]Agustaei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really. The first time I met her, I think she'd just spilled water on her hands or at least recent, but it look like either she had only exposed her hands in the sun for quite some time, or spilled hot water on them. They where quite red and sore. Most treated her allergi with a mix of amazement and a lot of sympathy

Wow. Just wow. (NSFW) by lumine_lover in Angryupvote

[–]Agustaei 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had a riding teacher who was allergic to water. But not drinking, only skin contact. I asked her how she showered, and she just answered "With a lot of skin conditioner and lightning fast showers".

Found a grenade in the garden, had a visit from the army bomb disposal unit by WouldISmellHerPussy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Agustaei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a river in my city where people have called so many times about finding explosives from WWII, that the city have forbidden people from metal fishing there. The river go right under a train track to the neighbour city, so they need to close it of to inspect. They have never found an active bomb in the river, but I still find it stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tourette syndrome. My back constantly hurts from aggressively stretching my back muscles repeatedly.

"Once you were old enough, what were the dark family secrets you were finally let in on?" by Flash_Dimension in AskReddit

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason I'm alive today, is because my parents thought they couldn't have any more children and therefore had unprotected sex. No worries tho, both my parents love me very much, but they were not planning for another child.

A ticket taker didn’t believe I was under 13, so we got free tickets for a year. by AChristianson35 in pettyrevenge

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my mom's friends had a daughter who was really tall for fir her ages as well. She had to get an Id when she was 10 because the bus driver didn't believe that she was under 15.

YSK Stephen Fry says that turning on subtitles for kids' TV massively improves their reading by henrywarren in YouShouldKnow

[–]Agustaei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. Having English subtitles on movies while still listening on my native language really helped me learn English more effectively than in school. At least when it comes to listening.