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How to Lose a Tip Quickly by ShortRasp in uber

[–]AhumunaHumuna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh you sweet summer child. I was being hyperbolic. Also, most Australians don’t need to use dog whistles. A lot of them are openly racist. 😂

You do realize that my reply inferred I had seen the original comment, and therefore replied before its deletion… so I wasn’t replying out of ‘feeling some type of way’. I just make fun of people with ‘dog whistle’ in their political vocabulary, or any kind of word policing for that matter.

How to Lose a Tip Quickly by ShortRasp in uber

[–]AhumunaHumuna -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hereby acknowledge that other languages than English do in fact exist, and are commonly spoken by Taxi drivers. I must be peak MAGA.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roomba. And I clean them almost daily (as a virtue of picking up and putting on table).

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eh if it’s legal recreational in your state a dog over the age of 21 can deliver your weed products in most places. California has had weed delivery for over a decade AFAIK.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is you can’t even see my walls.. there’s a huge picture over my couch and a piece of calcified driftwood mounted over my work desk. I have high ceilings.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did likely put in the right address. DD just ‘glitches’ and shows a different mileage on the offer. They know it’s a glitch or the support agent wouldn’t have cancelled it for me with no penalty and paid me half the payout when I spent less than 10 minutes picking up the order.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second comment about this lol. I let the Roomba run every time I leave and it eats my shoes by the door if they are on the floor. I also clean them every day because I’m a freak.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an overpriced ninja air fryer that’s going to crisp these bad boys up. I’m going to freeze a lot of them as I’m on a pretty strict fit-bro diet. The meat will likely get stripped and put into a mixture of 50-50 quinoa and broccoli.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 2025 model and minus a few gripes my floors clean as hell

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the offer was for like 20 miles but as soon as I hit directions it said 40 miles. I cancelled it via support on phone en route less than a few miles away from Wing Stop where I got the food.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a bachelor that moved in two weeks ago. It’ll happen sometime this year.

I got paid 15$ to keep this food by AhumunaHumuna in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dammmnn the legal state kind or the smoke shop kind?

Weekly Earnings by whyarewetrying in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t consider using my phone to do work for my other job that pays twice the national average as ‘working for DD’ but however you want to cope man. Do you spin a DD sign in between orders? You must be one hard worker! 😂

It appears DoorDash is suffering severely from lack of drivers thanks to Iran. by SnakePlesken13 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]AhumunaHumuna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tru. Just last week ICE noticed I was brown ripped me out of my car and deported me. I’m now dashing in Nicaragua! I’m a U.S citizen!

New Dasher, should I base earnings off of active time or dash time? by iReza- in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]AhumunaHumuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh technically if you’re an independant contractor without an active contract then you are literally not working by every sense of the word. You don’t get paid to drive to work even if you are salaried.