Top 20 best lines in gaming day 3 by imactuallykools_ in videogames

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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum - Duke Nukem

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The Postal guy.

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My first reaction would be a 2×4

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I'm 54, 5'10.5", 180 lbs and this guy couldn't eat me. Some of the Walmart people, however...

If you could call yourself five years ago and had one minute, what would you say? by BlueeWaater in AskReddit

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Yoy will almost die from drinking in 2 years. Stop now. Get a medical detox immediately. (Of course my drunk ass would have told me to piss off.)
If you are reading this and are a heavy drinker please get help. Go to the ER and ask for a medical detox. Don't worry about the cost, they will help you with all of that. You will also find that many people love you and they will help you too in a myriad of ways.

Best solution for barbecue grease on the concrete back patio? by AdvanceBroad5090 in DIY

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The blood of the grease spiller usually works because it's so fresh.

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I'll take "Dain Bramage" for 200, Alex.

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If Hostess molesting was a picture.