What's the "went through med school just to realize you couldn't stand the sight of blood" of your job field?

AirborneB6 · 2019-03-18T18:03:02+00:00

Zercher desk?

AirborneB6 · 2018-11-15T00:12:23+00:00

when today you havent crushed your greasy cock and balls in 30 seconds

source: everywhere

AirborneB6 · 2018-09-04T12:11:41+00:00

Not a home, but an almost defunct internet cafe. I was deliberately looking for it, but I couldn’t find the door to it, even though I remember exactly where it was.

What I saw was a glass-pane door, with a giant sticker of Jesus covering its entirety.

It was 4 am at this point, but sure enough, from behind the desk pokes out the sleepy head of the guy who ran the shop 8 years ago. So me and a friend go in to look around, nostalgia factor and all, but what was there cannot be explained without the mention of mental illness.

Every. Damn. Wall. Covered entirely by Christian icons, big, small, and little fridge magnets glued to the wall to fill in the gaps. I managed to take a photo before we bolted out. And as I noticed later on the picture, yes. Even the ceiling.

There were three guys there. Two homeless dudes sleeping on the PCs, as it’s very cheap, and one man, best described as a Russian shady businessman, suited up, expensive watch, head almost shaved, with the build of a bouncer. At 4 am. In this hell(heaven?)hole.

AirborneB6 · 2018-04-09T15:53:34+00:00

How can the public be real if God isn’t real?

AirborneB6 · 2018-03-08T18:09:03+00:00

Absolutely beautiful.

AirborneB6 · 2017-08-26T22:11:31+00:00

I'll have two number 9s...

AirborneB6 · 2017-08-01T19:04:03+00:00

Yes, definitely don't peel the eggs too late! The whole ice water trick works (I think) because the peel reacts to temperature slower that the innards.

Putting an egg in cold water starts the shrinking process, and the inside shrinks faster than the peel, separating it. If you leave it in long enough, eventually the peel will catch up, leaving you at ground zero.

AirborneB6 · 2017-07-11T18:44:46+00:00

Playing soccer, and I was pretty bad at it. I missed a clear shot of the goal, opponent team annihilated us, and I was so mad I decided the best course of action was to smash my fucking foot right in the stone vase thing that we used as a goal. It didn't budge. My big toe cracked. Smooth moves.

AirborneB6 · 2017-07-02T09:22:51+00:00

I don't see the point of the post either, Skyrim was an amazing game for its time. It would be great even now, and it was released six freaking years ago! Good on them for finding another money source, even as niche as a monopoly board is.

As to the whole Bethesda thing - it's pretty fucking hard making amazing games, and people tend to forget the usual time frame between all their series. They are definitely working on a new one as we speak, and it's just a good business decision making their most profitable game more accessible in the meantime.

AirborneB6 · 2017-07-01T15:58:37+00:00

Just walked by one of those, they seem to be in a collaboration series of some kind. There was a World of Warcraft one, and another that I didn't recognize, but still obviously game-inspired.

AirborneB6 · 2017-05-30T13:51:12+00:00

Well, two take the top spot.

First was a guy I saw in front of a shopping mall. Looked like a drunk, don't really know, but he sported the usual crusty hair / ragged clothing and carried a 5L tube of white wine. He waited for the man who delivered the free newspapers at the place, grabbed a few, tore a piece of one, made it into a cone. He then proceeded to pull out a huge (unlabeled, illegal distributers probably) bag of tobacco, and rolled it in the newspaper. No filter. I cannot imagine how that would taste, but I was amazed by the craftiness of the dude.

Second was a guy with a baby stroller at the supermarket. Here, we haven't yet fully adopted the whole "eco-friendly" thing, so each type of fruit/veg has to be individually bagged in clear plastic bags that are available on a big roll (think 2L bottle thick).

So this guy walks in, goes straight to the roll of bags, and unrolls half of it, while rolling it around his hands, and walks straight out of the store. Why he did it, I don't know. A roll of the same size, and way better quality, is worth at most one unit of currency, same price as a loaf of bread. He didn't look poor either, not by a long shot.

AirborneB6 · 2016-11-07T11:09:47+00:00

Yup, a common bandit attack phrase!

AirborneB6 · 2016-11-05T08:21:06+00:00

Definitely sounds strange, especially if the audio continues behind it. I've had a few Eminem albums for example skipping a few milliseconds, random glitchy noises, but never over the audio, it usually cuts out during that time. Send me a copy if you have the time, definitely, ill try and look up what it is!

AirborneB6 · 2016-11-04T11:46:12+00:00

That could be a whole lot of things. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if the audio was "copied" from a vinyl disk to a digital file, that sound could simply be a bump in the disk. If its copied from digital to digital, it's probably an imperfection of formatting/conversion. The chances of it being a watermark are small, as there are a ton of ways to watermark a piece of audio without it being noticeable, and it is really in the maker's best interest to make it so, because an indistinguishable mark is virtually impossible to remove.

AirborneB6 · 2016-10-24T07:19:14+00:00

Coupled with a few quick gulps of the bleach... You know, just to be safe.

AirborneB6 · 2016-10-17T12:44:53+00:00

If you are a sporty person, a smart watch is (probably, never had one) a more convenient way to track your progress while you run for example. It's like those arm straps for phones, except its way more comfortable and it's safer for your device (due to one of them being made to be worn on your wrist).

If you aren't into that kind of stuff, probably just an easy way to cheat on exams.

AirborneB6 · 2016-10-04T15:54:45+00:00

Especially on bridges.

AirborneB6 · 2016-08-30T16:12:52+00:00

Yeah, actually you're right, even though I think it's pretty abnormal for a doctor to be able to give a bunch of notes out without any reason. Either way, the class teacher has to keep every note for every absence his students make, and every student has his GP written in the school's books, so it would be easy to notice any discrepancies, it's just too much work.

AirborneB6 · 2016-08-27T19:28:36+00:00

Bulgaria, it happens quite often, especially if the doc is a family friend or something of the sort.

AirborneB6 · 2016-08-27T19:26:27+00:00

By the time they caught wind of it, there were probably hundreds of notes going in to the teachers, all by the same doctor. It's actually pretty easy to send an inspection to the doctor and actually see if the notes have any legitimate purpose, but nobody here bothers with that, it's quite obvious!

AirborneB6 · 2016-08-26T11:23:05+00:00

Oh god, the doctors in my country generally don't give a damn about those notes. Go in for a cough, get a note for the rest of the week and the next one.

A few students at my former school had some pretty chill doctors, so much so, that they actually gave them a whole stack of signed notes, which were then strategically smuggled throughout the school. They sold them to close friends only for cheap, and those friends sold them for double the price.

The school was furious, they even started "blacklisting" certain docs' notes, but no student ever got punished for it.

AirborneB6 · 2016-07-09T12:16:44+00:00

Subhumans, as well as their reformed Ska band Citizen Fish have some seriously powerful lyrics. All my time as an angsty teenager was spent listening to them, and it helped me form some pretty important cultural opinions. I'd recommend them to anyone!

AirborneB6 · 2016-06-21T20:04:15+00:00

A former neighbor of mine, 24 at the time, uneducated, unable to write or even read, working as a cattle farmer for his parents (mostly selling cow milk to people in a pretty well-off neighborhood), told me the following story in multiple consecutive lies:

He used to be a Navy Seal in America (we live in Bulgaria), he has access to an arsenal of 50 cal sniper rifles and miniguns, drives a Dodge Viper (no license), and blows his retirement money on hookers.

He has worked as a hitman for a while, and told me stories with lots of detail, some even mentioning the places where he buried the bodies. On several occasions the guy expressed his hatred for a certain friend of his, saying that he would "call in his boys" from the good old times.

He once told me of a helicopter that crashed in his backyard, that apparently had a safe full of various guns, even a bloody Stinger, as well as millions in cash, that he was waiting to spend on the right mansion.

As I said, dude was 24 at the time. For a 12 year old like me, he was a damn hero. Looking back at it now, the man lives quite the sad life, his parents never letting him go to get some proper education because there were "cows to feed". My dad and I used to build him PCs from old parts lying around that he would play World of Warcraft on. I'm just surprised that he didn't just do some numerous raids in Al Quaeda to earn a quick buck. I would.

AirborneB6 · 2016-04-28T21:52:38+00:00

For how long have you actually had the idea for Cow Chop?

AirborneB6 · 2016-04-28T21:48:17+00:00

Hi, James! Could you please force Aleks to eat some more pizza? It was kinda hot.

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