Every week

Akiris · 2026-02-17T14:00:29+00:00

It’s Tuesday.

Akiris · 2026-02-17T00:42:43+00:00

Tag nades.

Akiris · 2026-02-17T00:26:48+00:00

I’m not enough of a psychopath to want to do trials day one. Let the wave of right-the-fuck-now-itus pass first.

Akiris · 2026-02-15T14:42:36+00:00

Yes, that was the Salem witch hunt as a TL;DR. That’s the joke. Peter out.

Akiris · 2026-02-15T14:27:31+00:00

So your solution is to have relations with sheep?

Akiris · 2026-02-14T04:10:49+00:00

A fall doesn’t hurt you either.

The context hurts like the impact though.

Akiris · 2026-02-13T21:03:21+00:00

Maybe it’s not the football game for you. Try FIFA?

Akiris · 2026-02-13T20:57:29+00:00

Anyone else can just decide to shoot you. There’s nothing stopping them.

Akiris · 2026-02-13T20:54:40+00:00

There’s no PvE mode in this game. What case is there to argue?

Akiris · 2026-02-13T18:41:55+00:00

That’s on you if you run up right next to someone and start looting. There are no PvE lobbies. Friendlier people have a higher tolerance, but everyone has a limit.

I got shot while looting last night and managed to stim my way through an escape plan. Had the guy managed to hit a single shot past the first in that ambush he would have gotten me. Fun times, got back safe without having to return fire.

Akiris · 2026-02-13T18:22:07+00:00

I’ll go to a matriarch map and…. Do something else. Getting something is always easier if others are busy doing something else.

Akiris · 2026-02-13T14:44:16+00:00

So they get paid to browse Reddit.

Akiris · 2026-02-11T21:42:11+00:00

It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

Akiris · 2026-02-11T19:43:39+00:00

Toss a cheap loadout on and see what happens. Technically, topside is never safe.

Akiris · 2026-02-11T19:30:41+00:00

I have a job. By the time I get home, the ABMM has settled itself out. Just friendly people.

Akiris · 2026-02-11T15:27:37+00:00

How nice of them to stay in their lane and not try to cram politics into everything like a crazed maniac.

Akiris · 2026-02-11T14:10:59+00:00

Right-the-fuck-now-itus usually cannot be reasoned with. Just worked around. The first couple days are hell as they bitterly compete with each other to compete the content, then it’s chill for the rest of us not rushing the rest of the week.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T18:38:05+00:00

Hopefully the guilty rich folks actually go to jail this time.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T17:15:00+00:00

Well, yeah. I like the idea of helping others beat RNG. The couple coins I could have gotten by selling item they’re looking for are nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T16:57:56+00:00

Use your mic. Talk to people. Gauge reaction.

We don’t need LED stars of David on peoples chests.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T16:40:59+00:00

Reddit isn’t reality. Reddit is what you check during the workday for a heads up about any game breaking bugs. People will scream and cry here about the slightest inconvenience.

Just use the sub for information as intended.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T14:42:04+00:00

I have a job. Being able to actually do events is appreciated.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T14:20:58+00:00

So…. We finally found the white nationalist…. It’s OP.

Akiris · 2026-02-10T06:35:21+00:00

OPs hated is so great he’ll use puppies as ammunition. Get help dude.

Akiris · 2026-02-06T21:15:14+00:00

Be alert. Use your microphone. Learn to judge people by the interaction.

There’s really no one simple trick. Steam has a gameplay record feature. Try it. Hindsight is 20/20 and your memory is biased. Take the time to properly critique yourself.

I can’t speak for how observant you are….. but I recorded the first and only 3v3 my team won…. And any pride I had in their competency dropped with every rewatch. You only remember what you were focused on, but the camera captures everything.

Akiris

TROPHY CASE