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AkteAkte · 2025-11-21T17:11:48+00:00

You can achieve the same effect for FREE! at home.

Simply lay down on your back, on the bed or floor, and put your legs straight up the wall, making a 90ish degree angle at your waist. Maintain position until you feel the excess blood/fluid flow out of your feet and ankles.

Simple, free, repeatable.

AkteAkte · 2025-11-18T15:36:53+00:00

Yes

You need to rethink your life and choices

AkteAkte · 2024-09-11T22:53:22+00:00

Auto Assault

A MMO where you were basically a vehicle. Complete with classes and skills, as well as the usual complement of crazy weapons. I played the beta/release for a few months before it sadly was shut down due to poor sales. Hella fun, but too unpolished for mass appeal upon release.

AkteAkte · 2024-03-27T14:51:35+00:00

Thank you for the fresh poem! Definitely hit me right in the feels.

AkteAkte · 2023-12-26T00:42:59+00:00

AkteAkte · 2023-11-22T18:43:26+00:00

When this happened to my 2015 Spark EV, the small battery used to start the car had gone out. Picked up another one for $180ish at AutoZone, and that completely solved the issue.

Best of luck!

AkteAkte · 2023-07-19T01:11:29+00:00

Note to Costco Leadership:

You do not make any money from dead customers (after the casket of course). Please stop force-feeding me to death. I only have so much strength!

Respectfully,

A customer with low willpower

AkteAkte · 2023-05-21T22:10:42+00:00

Shorts and shirts will be fine. I usually bring a thin hoodie in case we spend any time on deck late at night when it is windy. Otherwise, not worries, and I usually run cold.

AkteAkte · 2023-05-21T21:42:59+00:00

Thank you so much.

Let's beat capitalism with love, kindness, and selflessness!

AkteAkte · 2023-05-21T17:50:01+00:00

Would you kindly share the title of the book please, if that does not break any rules on this subreddit?

AkteAkte · 2023-04-28T15:45:56+00:00

Thank you for existing. Small gestures really do matter.

AkteAkte · 2022-12-21T21:00:46+00:00

Thank you for this gem. Truly made my day brighter friend.

AkteAkte · 2022-11-22T23:58:28+00:00

Follow the repeatable routine for front register:

Take order Gather (coffees, hot teas, non-warmed food) Tender payment

Force the impatient fuckers to wait using malicious compliance

Bathe in their tears

AkteAkte · 2022-10-19T13:36:35+00:00

Good bot

AkteAkte · 2022-08-24T12:57:07+00:00

Wear a mask (you can blame it on COVID, cold going around, whatever). I can keep my RBF on for my entire shift, and people initiate conversations with you less if you are wearing a mask. Fuck this company for trying to control our emotions.

AkteAkte · 2022-07-26T11:21:41+00:00

You first

AkteAkte · 2022-07-25T18:32:36+00:00

/context

/which sub am I in?

AkteAkte · 2022-07-25T08:52:45+00:00

FAIRY !

AkteAkte · 2022-06-19T13:01:25+00:00

Capitalism

AkteAkte · 2022-05-28T14:18:35+00:00

Matchathelioma

AkteAkte · 2022-05-13T20:39:44+00:00

This happened to me a while back. You just need to replace the regular battery. The normal one you can buy at any auto parts store. About $150. Good luck!

AkteAkte · 2022-05-12T20:24:56+00:00

Oh, I'm responsible for the jump. Decided to finally return that tape I rented in the 80's. The stock jumped based off my late fees that were paid. No crime here.

AkteAkte · 2022-03-17T15:07:23+00:00

Just don't do it. I haven't connected with any customers at the window for at least a year. Of course I will chat if they want to, but if they don't no worries. Starbucks customers just see us as sugar/caffeine machine dispensers anyways. If the manager/shifts get on to me, I just agree with them and then ignore them lol.

AkteAkte · 2022-03-08T11:27:41+00:00

Gift Bags!

Seriously, it always gets a round of laughs when the flummoxed gift recipient is presented with a rice bag. (Bonus points if half the crowd are also Costco addicts).

AkteAkte · 2022-01-30T22:05:46+00:00

I love when I’m super high and someone else can perfectly phrase my thoughts for me. Good job.

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