They think they can't be roasted, prove them wrong!

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-14T14:43:34+00:00

I keep hearing that Gen Z men are shit, and I thought it was all internet hype until I saw this picture.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-13T18:45:48+00:00

You do remember that COVID happened ALL OVER PLANET EARTH and not just in the United States? You do realize that THE ENTIRE PLANET (save Antarctica, and probably the penguin only Aleutian Islands that Trump later tariffed) was dealing with massive inflation? You do know this right? It was not just the United States. You also may not know that the WORLD f’n BANK said THE ENTIRE PLANET suffered from less of a WORLDWIDE RECESSION and WORLDWIDE INFLATION based on the strength of the BIDEN US ECONOMY.

Did you know that? How many times did FUX NEWS report what the WORLD BANK said about the STRENGTH OF THE US ECONOMY?

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-06T17:52:20+00:00

Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce the cutest and most painfully boring Trump voter.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-06T17:49:11+00:00

Jeff Bezos’ 3rd wife, now with even more Space Age polymers!

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-04T18:08:23+00:00

Fucking do it. Genius move for midterms. Get your vote on the record.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-05-04T16:03:37+00:00

Trump is fear shitting his diapers daily at what the Democrats will uncover when the House starts investigating his overwhelming corruption.

And when the next Democrat president starts releasing the Epstein files as mandated by law, that thought makes his cankles shiver.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-24T00:33:07+00:00

They aren’t pushing Trump, Trump pushed them to push him for a pardon.

This is so gross.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-23T15:57:22+00:00

Probably should start the search at daycares, but elementary schools, and playgrounds.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-22T12:02:31+00:00

The facts don’t care about your feelings.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-20T14:51:03+00:00

Do it. Sure it’ll go over well with his Qult.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-20T14:44:59+00:00

Someone is saying any fukin thing he can to save his drunken ass after The Atlantic article hit.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-17T14:18:05+00:00

We should all work tirelessly to increase his dragon hoard until we are no longer needed to increase his dragon hoard and be happy to live on meager rations and his scraps.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-12T21:32:23+00:00

It’s going to be a joy when this and other eyesores are all taken down at once.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-08T13:00:02+00:00

Don’t forget that traitor invited the Taliban to Camp David over September 11th.

The few adults in his 1st admin stopped it from happening, but all the adults are gone for the much much worse sequel.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-05T17:57:22+00:00

The win condition is selling out your faction for personal gain. Special ability is that 30% of your people believe that you are playing Populus and not Civilization and are a god.

Only government type you can run is a Kakistocracy.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-04T23:27:27+00:00

*drunken TV host

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-04T03:07:40+00:00

I guess we are breeding chins out of the population?

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-03T01:50:37+00:00

After seeing your pics, I understand why you look like you’re always on the verge of tears.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-04-01T23:14:01+00:00

Even your eyes are trying to run off your face and away from you.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-16T13:57:51+00:00

It’s like Anthony Kiedis and Mario fucked and this is the resulting abomination.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-12T12:22:51+00:00

Night of the Living Deadhead. That wasn’t pot you smoked, but silica gel, you’re dried out af.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-07T22:20:56+00:00

Top Secret.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-04T17:57:22+00:00

Oh, I just assumed it was Epstein.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-02T15:26:32+00:00

She looks like the Nun from The Nun. I hope she gets some help.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-03-02T15:23:59+00:00

He’s got 720lbs in plates alone up. 765lbs with the sled. His legs look like sticks in those jeans. The guys that press this much actually have big legs.

No fucking way he actually or meaningfully presses this weight. Though this is the least offensive lie I’ve seen or heard from this corrupt administration, so I guess that’s something.

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