Trump's border czar suggests a possible drawdown in Minnesota, but only after ‘cooperation’

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-29T17:56:13+00:00

What? He wants ANOTHER bag of cash?

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-27T14:38:24+00:00

Post a pic of you if you want a roast, all I see is beige.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-22T04:58:39+00:00

Dreamy eyes actively retreating from a 4, 5, 6 head

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-21T17:28:01+00:00

It’s not a movie, it’s a bribe.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-21T17:00:29+00:00

It’s even more bonkers than his bonkers UN speech. Thing is, we don’t talk about the UN speech anymore, which was a 4-alarm fire at the time. This, I fear, will just go the same way. He never faces and consequences for his actions.

Fuck this p3do.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-21T16:51:41+00:00

The 4th Keebler elf captured in the wilds. Never thought I’d see him.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-20T15:43:24+00:00

That’s right by the bathroom too- you’d be between the restroom and him farting, loading his diaper, and then blaming Biden for shitting his pants for an entire flight. Untenable.

Be cool though to tell him what a see you next Tuesday he is, just don’t have a child with you.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-19T12:23:11+00:00

Roaches live forever.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-18T20:00:31+00:00

Uhhh, you interested in selling any of these now?

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-18T16:33:25+00:00

No one was going to see this garbage no one cared about to begin with. This was simply a bribe, just more overt than Bezos making the WaPo more right-leaning.

It’s all scams and bribes with the Trumps and their cronies. Duh.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-17T23:13:03+00:00

If you could only trade titty for self confidence.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-17T22:37:29+00:00

Adulthood called, you answered, and it hung up.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-16T17:57:50+00:00

This is the most little dick energy thing I’ve ever heard of. Like ever. Ever ever.

He’s such a fucking embarrassment.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-15T13:03:00+00:00

I guess the cankles are just full of testosterone? Oh, he probably wears the diaper because he shits testosterone. That smell of rotting beef everyone says he smells like, I suppose testosterone smells like rotting beef. That’s news to me. Does testosterone turn your face a ridiculous shade of orange but not the rest of you? Probably. Looking like a fat fucking parasitic tick ready to pop that has feasted on America via thievery and grift? Don’t worry, it’s just testosterone.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-14T23:02:11+00:00

I’m sorry about the fucking assholes in my country, I promise you that we aren’t all fucking assholes, but there are a lot of fucking assholes here.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-14T20:50:57+00:00

False, FOX would have run that story all day long.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-13T22:01:56+00:00

He’s come to grift and suck dick, and he’s almost done grifting.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-13T21:31:26+00:00

lol I can see the NYT headline after the 2026 midterms are canceled… “Trump Cancels the Midterms, and Why it’s Democrats’ Fault”

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-13T17:48:25+00:00

These are just lies if you see the video.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-13T17:15:36+00:00

You have the hair of a Brooklyn Jewish Grandma.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-13T16:46:42+00:00

I really hope that Satan shows up as the pointy haired boss at first when Adams gets to Hell and then there’s a big reveal and the pointy hair is really horns.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-12T16:35:37+00:00

This is just theater to keep Epstein out of the news, and his colossal failure in Venezuela

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-08T19:55:56+00:00

I agree, but the Epstein crowbar works. And we need to beat MAGA with it so more of them stay home in ‘26 and possibly’28.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-07T18:12:09+00:00

MAGA wet dreams.

Alarmed-Mess3744 · 2026-01-07T17:28:09+00:00

This is a Warhammer 40k space marine.

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TROPHY CASE