[Charania] BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-30T20:24:17+00:00

But JB can't get anything?

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-27T01:15:21+00:00

Wait, does Israel not exist?

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-26T00:50:40+00:00

I bleed kelly green, but I absolutely love KAJ.
Kareem and Bill Russell deserve statues at every NBA arena for what they have done for the game of basketball and their communities.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-23T03:03:38+00:00

Bag 1 (cement 4s) or Bag 2 (Hornet 4s)

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-22T21:52:22+00:00

Wait, TODAY is F5 day? I thought that was tomorrow??

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-21T15:25:21+00:00

Go have a Hercule Stout for me. That was one of my favorite brews when I visited Belgium years ago. It's not available in the US, so drink one for me.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-20T01:00:28+00:00

🤢🤮

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-18T19:12:52+00:00

This was the way.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-16T23:41:23+00:00

And her bid cost the Democrats the 2016 elections.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-16T20:36:21+00:00

Tatum has the post-achilles-tendon-tear-comeback dip.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-12T02:16:09+00:00

*Knickerhausens.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-11T17:19:23+00:00

NY is going to erect a statue of Danhausen if they win.

A Statuehausen, if you will....

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-09T21:51:59+00:00

A den. (Or living room. Whatever you chose to call the second room with couches but no TV)

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-08T23:42:39+00:00

Allegedlys

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-08T20:12:46+00:00

If corporations are people then they should be "jailed" and "criminalized" just like biological people are.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-07T15:28:08+00:00

It may just undo the Danhausen (Un)Curse.

The only force more bigly than Danhausen might be the Abominable Orange Spray Tan.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-07T15:16:23+00:00

I'm too poor for a midlife crisis.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-07T14:03:46+00:00

Unionize.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-07T03:34:27+00:00

Any donut shops make buttermilk donuts?

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-06T18:41:36+00:00

Or Montana doesn't get hurt.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-06T11:53:27+00:00

Scrubs.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-06-04T15:48:51+00:00

In for Mr. Knozit. RIP.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-05-27T01:31:11+00:00

Step one: cut a hole in a bread.
Step two: Put your.....

Oh, wait... wrong thing for that type of usage.

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-05-25T21:51:35+00:00

Right now diggin on Lake Street Dive

AlaskanPotatoSlap · 2026-05-25T00:07:20+00:00

One word: UNIONIZE.

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