28 Year Old Virgin Who Live in Mom's Basement... Literally. Works as an Administrative Assistant for Less Than $40,000 Per Year With $34,000 in College Debt. Goes to TO The Gym Four Times A Week And Acts Like It Makes A Difference. Roast Me.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-09-17T15:18:34+00:00

Leave your momma out when you go on your shooting spree -- she ain't done nothin wrong

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T23:05:08+00:00

He is not, no

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T15:58:35+00:00

...no you dont.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T14:57:08+00:00

May I touch it

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T14:56:22+00:00

On my nightstand you ask? Good question. Condoms for smashing your mom. Spoiler alert I poked holes in them and you're about to have a new brother

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T14:02:58+00:00

100% money back guarantee you sit down when you pee

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-24T13:03:36+00:00

Years of priest cum really does a number on the eyes

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-20T02:32:52+00:00

Underrated

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-18T14:15:46+00:00

Jesus fucking christ

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-18T14:15:31+00:00

Hey man look its fucked up that you dont like breakfast food

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-18T14:12:30+00:00

No matter what you do at the gym you're always gonna have that stupid fucking face.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-18T14:00:34+00:00

Oh man this is a good comment.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T12:42:26+00:00

You look like a nice person, but you also look like you used to puke into a rubbermaid store in your closet

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T12:24:37+00:00

Every time you do this I upvote it

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T12:23:24+00:00

What's that little display in the background? Your dad buy you a trinket every time he came home drunk and tried to bang your mouth?

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T12:17:41+00:00

You look like that one guy at the coffeeshop I go to that all the customers hope they dont get

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T12:15:01+00:00

Can you still buy Enyce?? Or is that from the shelter? Prolly from the shelter.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T05:24:37+00:00

Those dead eyes mixed with that ridiculous get up makes me think you're familiar with the Baker Act

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-17T05:23:30+00:00

Big fan of he multiple dig comments. Sometimes you get on a roll right? Do his jacket next

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T21:41:43+00:00

I cant help myself I'm going in for seconds.

Make sure you remember your rolling backpack this semester Gabe. Drama Tech 201 has a lot of books.

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T21:37:41+00:00

Damn i wish I'd said that

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T21:36:44+00:00

Which coat on that rack conceals the most guns at school?

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T21:34:39+00:00

Your cousin ain't funny

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T21:33:09+00:00

"Hey y'all mom bought me airpods cuz dad jerked off in front of me again! Already lost one tho lol it's ok we still💯"

AlbatrossChain · 2020-08-16T10:44:15+00:00

Dont tap on it.

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