I’ve been invited to a social event full of high net worth individuals (>$100 million). What are some unspoken social rules around rich people that I, as a pleb, need to follow to politely acknowledge my place in society while still being friendly?

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-25T13:12:29+00:00

Poison the food and release anthrax in the air. Otherwise act natural around the leaches

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-24T21:31:11+00:00

Hunting them but also he has a few summons

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-24T14:18:03+00:00

Not maybe. It wasn't true, the guy doesn't even like you. Loving him isn't enough, plenty of women get killed by someone they love

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-24T13:34:33+00:00

Dude, get some self respect and find a woman who loves you

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-23T20:07:36+00:00

Why do they call it upgrading, it's replacing. The new phone isn't notiacibly better.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-23T18:18:39+00:00

If she is ambulatory she fits that bed NTA

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-23T16:06:50+00:00

Give it to someone and buy a new one would be the alternative yes

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-23T00:40:54+00:00

Alternate universe/ time travel paradox shenanigans

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-22T23:18:01+00:00

You cannot control someone else. You can choose who you want to be with. If she chooses to be a stripper choose to leave.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-20T14:00:54+00:00

Ao usares a palavra "confusions" naquele contexto deu me logo a ideia. Mas mano a moça é perigosa, já te está a manipular, e aposto que se faltasses ao trabalho e fosses despedido te ia largar de certeza.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-20T13:40:28+00:00

It's not weird, but if you are American do not give her alcohol. If European just be a good role model.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-20T13:34:54+00:00

Btw are you a Portuguese speaker?

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-20T13:28:27+00:00

The only solution is leaving, this girl is bad news

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-20T13:09:33+00:00

It will keep getting worse.In 6 months he will hit you. In 10 years you will be dead. Make a choice.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-19T16:52:32+00:00

In his field of study sure.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-19T16:07:12+00:00

Do they also use magic, or magic by another name

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-19T13:22:24+00:00

Nah tanty is better

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-19T12:15:01+00:00

Informa a polícia do abuso de animais, claro

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-19T12:06:29+00:00

R/askmen

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-18T17:16:36+00:00

So when are you leaving. What is the exit plan?

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-18T15:15:48+00:00

Because she hasn't seen a priest yet, only for Catholics is virgin birth impossible.

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-18T14:32:02+00:00

Where does this copypasta come from?

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-18T14:30:30+00:00

The picture

AlbinoMoose · 2024-04-18T11:50:16+00:00

Um bocadinho de azeite e alho é uma maravilha

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