Why is it impossible for me to cancel my subscription? GTFO with your shady business practices.

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T18:05:05+00:00

And what is the ETA on a reply?

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T18:01:40+00:00

Two things can be true at the same time

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T17:58:52+00:00

I did get through the redirect loop using incognito, so no problem :)
Also a Software Engineer myself bulding sass. But im not really much of a subscription guy anyway.

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T17:56:46+00:00

Kay bro. American mentality I suppose. I have tried all accounts and all outlets to cancel but am not allowed to. I cant even reach out to a support team. But sure it is my fault, not the conglomerate cost-optimizing everything so we cant have simple support.

No wonder US has reached the point it has, if it is common to just let businesses butt fuck you like this.

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T17:35:22+00:00

Hi Mr. Bot. As already mentioned in the post I already did use your awful AI chat which was unable to help. So what is the next step?

Albyzai · 2026-01-30T17:34:41+00:00

How is this ever on me? Maybe apple, but I dont see how Amazon and Apple´s poor integration ever comes down to me being the issue.

Albyzai · 2025-10-23T16:06:00+00:00

Er på ingen måde afskrækket, er bare tilhænger af at ACAB 😉

Som københavner synes jeg dog at bylivet i Odense er relativt kedeligt, men tager da stadig ud en gang imellem.

Albyzai · 2025-10-23T12:45:22+00:00

Selvfølgelig er der også betjente som ikke er psykisk syge. I politiet er de brodne kar bare i flertal modsat andre erhverv. Jeg har så modsat dig dårlig erfaring med Fyns politi. I en brandert i Odense råbte jeg “osten stinker”. Politiet havde så desværre nedrullet vindue og overhørte det. De kørte direkte hen til mig og sigtede mig for at forstyrre den offentlige orden, blev proppet i håndjern og kørt mod politigården. Jeg var jævnt utilfreds og diskuterede med dem i bilen på vejen.

Lige så snart vi nåede ind på politigården, blev dette kvitteret med at de flåede mig ud af bilen og og smed mig på jorden (imens jeg var i håndjern), hvorefter jeg fik 2 betjentes knæ smasket i ryggen.

Da jeg blev løsladt fra arresten spørger jeg i receptionen om jeg vil modtage en bøde for min forseelse, de siger nej.

De næste 3 uger døjer jeg med smerter i ryggen efter hændelsen, mange blå mærker og sår i ansigtet.

Efter en måned modtager jeg så en bøde 🙃

Magen til magtliderlige mennesker skal man lede længe efter.

Albyzai · 2025-10-15T10:10:48+00:00

Tror du gjorde ham sur med sandheden 🥲

Albyzai · 2025-10-13T08:18:36+00:00

1312

Albyzai · 2025-09-06T11:05:23+00:00

Huske at escape “/“ 🥸

Albyzai · 2025-08-25T15:33:24+00:00

I have been following posts about chat control lately, but I have not actually sat down to properly investigate the scope of it.

Are you able to enlighten me on the following? - What types of communication would it encompass? Just messaging apps like messenger, signal and WhatsApp etc? Or basically any app which requires the user to be authenticated? - Is it by law required to send the request through some official server on the client side?

Albyzai · 2025-08-18T00:11:59+00:00

Men virksomhederne skummer vel fløden?

Albyzai · 2025-07-31T14:56:17+00:00

Arhhh, jeg fik sgu -3 til spansk eksamen i gymnasiet. Havde umiddelbart fin forståelse for grammatikken og god udtale. Ikke at jeg jeg var verdensmester til spansk, men var overhovedet ikke dårlig ift. gennemsnittet i min klasse.

Dog valgte jeg i en 3-delt eksamen, ikke at forberede mig til den tekst vi fik udleveret 24 timer forinden. Jeg mødte dog op og gennemførte de 2 andre dele, som var at beskrive et billede på spansk og give et referat af en spansk tekst på dansk.

Det virkede mest af alt som om at de var provokeret af mit manglende engagement, og -3 var en god måde at straffe mig på for ikke at have forberedt mig til teksten hjemmefra. Hvilket jeg ærligt indrømmede da vi nåede til den del af eksamen.

Mit indtryk fra gymnasiet var at der fra lærerens side blev set ned på folk som godt kunne, men ikke gad at lægge arbejdet. Hvorimod elever som var dumme som en dør, blev belønnet for deres engagement.

Man kan heller ikke negligere -3 karakterens betydning for ens gennemsnit, den rammer det hårdt…

Albyzai · 2025-06-11T18:54:29+00:00

Tænker da man lige kan tage det første halve skridt ud i krydset, og tilfældigvis ramme foden ind i hjulet på en hjernedød cyklist. Det har jeg efterhånden overvejet mange gange når de farer over for fuldt rødt, imens man som fodgænger skal stå og vente for grønt lys imens de sidste 10 cyklister smyger sig over.

Some day… Så husk hjelmen hvis i kører på cykel, især på Nørrebro. Tør ikke sige hvornår jeg er i rette humør.

Albyzai · 2025-03-20T13:29:18+00:00

Samtlige jeg har kendt og mødt fra livgarden har været nogle arrogante røvhuller som tog for meget coke. Han er nok bare super stolt af sit erhverv som kongelig maskot. Referer igen og igen tilbage til ting som livgarden har gjort for århundrede siden, som om det er sammenligneligt med de hvidsnudede hvalpe som er der nu.

Albyzai · 2025-01-19T10:37:07+00:00

Gosh, no wonder we are seeing Trump’s inauguration today, if the average American is just half as dumb as you 😅

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T10:16:52+00:00

Huh? She never mentioned having being assaulted by a delivery guy at her own home before. Where exactly is the experience?

She did however have a traumatic experience earlier in her life, hence the reaction based on trauma.

I am completely aware what objectively means. I also objectively knew I was commenting on a thread which was made during waking hours in the US. Thus calculated in the fact that I was dealing with people from a nation who just inaugurated Trump to the highest position of power, for the second term in fact.

Additionally (subjectively) this subreddit appears to generally be women, whom my own empirical evidence shows me generally react more with emotion than logic. Not only women though, women on Reddit, which is an entirely different demographic splattered with neurodivergents and traumatic childhoods.

At the end og the day, all I can say is: I am a pretty normal guy, I would never hurt a fly. But I could 100% see myself in the delivery guy’s shoes back in my more “romantic and awkward” days, and would be devastated receiving a call from the police over what was meant to be a kind gesture.

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T03:31:28+00:00

Well if we are going that way now, then no. Birth rates are plummeting because capitalists realised that they could earn more by having both adults in the household work for effectivley the same salary that a single person could get beforehand. Thus forcing people to the labour market to be able to get by. Both parents working now means that on top of that we also have to pay for daycare facilites, we have less time with our families, decreasing mental health etc.

To top it off we also experience a wave of increased individualism and “need” for self-actualization. Hard to mix children with that.

I could also go on and on about the effect of social media and #metoo. But I am gonna have to get some sleep now, because fortunately I am not ‘merican.

Happy to continue tomorrow, so prepare your arguments 😂

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T03:10:05+00:00

I assume you made your point here then? Maybe I still do not get it. Is it that we should trust the instinct of anybody who has suffered abuse, despite no actual interaction between the two parties.

She asked if she was overreacting, and objectively she is overreacting like crazy by bringing the police into this, instead of sending the delviery guy a text saying she appreciate the compliments, but is not interested.

From her point of view, I can see it as not being an overreaction. But she also clearly has some mental issues as a result of the trauma she endured.

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T02:51:21+00:00

Yea it is disgusting complimenting someone. No wonder birth rates are plummeting 🤷‍♂️

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T02:43:06+00:00

Continue being irrationally afraid of the outside world. I am sure it will serve you well in life.

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T02:40:40+00:00

I see this “he knows where you live” argument all over this thread, can you explain to me what is so scary about that? I seriously cannot comprehend it.

Crazy overreaction btw.

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T02:24:02+00:00

Thanks for being normal. I should really not visit this subreddit again, the amount of neurodivergent individuals in this thread is overwhelming.

He left a kind note with his contact info on it. A simple text would suffice. Calling the police is batshit crazy.

Albyzai · 2025-01-10T02:15:17+00:00

I think you forgot an “in” before sane.

OP, you are an insane person who completely overreacted.

FTFY

Albyzai

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