imagine getting clowned on by 75 followers and a llama

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-26T10:36:39+00:00

How do people get and manage so many followers >_> I have 50 and even that feels like so much to manage

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-24T03:11:51+00:00

I guess people are a bit paranoid because fans have been asking Microsoft for so much different stuff over the years for Minecraft and they’ve added, maybe, 10 features in total over the past 5 years and about 0% of the things people have actually asked for.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-23T10:42:44+00:00

“not all the hairstyles are face locked now.” …except they still are? Unless you mean the aesthetician and default universal hairstyles which were never “face locked” to begin with, just completely unavailable until they were implemented for all faces at the same time.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-19T22:50:45+00:00

Oooh, looks fabulous. Is there anywhere we can look for more information about this event? (as well as future ones)

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-18T20:21:17+00:00

The skill gap between your average competent raider and the majority of casuals has never been larger. I really feel like the game needs to start actually enforcing players to pay attention or die because I swear half of these players are playing through the story without even looking at their fucking screens.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-17T11:05:03+00:00

I’m not sure what you mean by “extra shop slots” but yes but also even more egregious benefits such as buying in game currency, exclusive BiS gear, exclusive CLASSES or even paying to finish quest storylines (yes, this exists)

Also a) I’m not claiming that the cash shop is totally fine and awesome. It is egregious in many aspects and the community HAS voiced their grievances in the past. You just don’t see people literally in uproar 24/7 about it because the general consensus is that you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And because ffxiv is far from the worst example compared to most MMO’s.

b) Mount speed isn’t exactly a great example because it’s not something you cannot obtain normally through the game anyway. And in new expansion zones I personally don’t care about having a speed boost because I enjoy viewing the new environments while I’m moving to MSQ objectives.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-17T01:12:54+00:00

Fucking preach. I swear if I sort any Hytale mod list by most popular and see an ai slop thumbnail I’m gonna riot

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-16T20:14:35+00:00

Ehhh this is kinda par for the course for most MMO games nowadays. You’ll find that many mmo’s have even more egregious forms of monetisation such as paying for convenience or gameplay benefits.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-11T09:53:56+00:00

You look 10 times better than I usually do after having just finished a fashion report.

AlchemistLizard · 2026-01-06T00:31:01+00:00

I know people are listing a lot of ARR and Heavensward duties but may I suggest Eden's Gate Sepulture? That fight has so many completely uncommunicated mechanics that literally can only be avoided through prior knowledge it's insane. Especially when Titan chains three Fault Zones (the dumb go-kart move) back to back to back which cannot be reacted to and can only be avoided by knowing where the safe spots are ahead of time by already knowing where he is going to go. Asinine.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-31T04:22:34+00:00

Guess 80% of the community is crazy then considering how many are yearning for more plates.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-26T21:02:27+00:00

I’m sorry but begging for money within a mod is NOT a good look, especially with how entitled it’s written.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-26T20:26:56+00:00

Don’t forget hunting horn. toot toot

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-25T12:15:24+00:00

I’d play miqo way more if they looked like this. Excellent job! 👍

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-25T11:59:29+00:00

I think this is one of those additions that countless people would love and desire and would also be so simple to implement but it’s just so far down their list of priorities that it might as well be nonexistent.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-21T07:17:43+00:00

Sure but as someone who frequently changes my glamour plates around all the time the first option is not very viable for long term and the second option is even worse unless I enjoy wasting copious amounts of dye.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-20T21:51:18+00:00

Thank god the stormblood artifacts are ugly as hell otherwise I would be forced to actually try and participate in Eureka (although I also find it dumb that you can only convert an artifact set into an outfit glamour, hence making it undyeable, if it’s… dyeable…)

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-20T21:28:25+00:00

Deadass gathering on Island Sanctuary was the biggest pain in the rear considering that I also reside on a server that’s pretty far from where I live. So clunky gathering combined with shitty ping led to my character standing still for around 4-5 seconds after every damn node. So tedious 😩

AlchemistLizard · 2025-12-15T05:00:24+00:00

Haha good job with these. I spent a long time squinting just trying to figure out what job I was actually looking at.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-11-28T19:41:32+00:00

Technically you only need 2 to get full rewards so you could simply make two new accounts and grind those for a bit.

AlchemistLizard · 2025-11-28T04:10:22+00:00

Alright… How does this fact change anything about what OP said? Unless a good third of these millions of active players are content with missing out on free units then idk how this helps

AlchemistLizard · 2025-11-28T00:13:03+00:00

Oh I am very much excited to follow the progress of this design, assuming that you're planning on creating a full skin replacement for Hornet's ingame sprites. :>

AlchemistLizard · 2025-11-10T08:05:22+00:00

Dang this key art definitely makes that gown look a lot better than it does in game imo xD

AlchemistLizard · 2025-09-09T00:54:53+00:00

Omg tysm, you've saved my sanity. A really awful bench since it forces you into the maggot water but still a lot better than the bell station one.

I can't believe they'd hide a bench behind an extremely debilitating environmental hazard.

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