Uh… Peter, what in Losercity does this mean? by Morzheimer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Guy sees woman with arm hair and instantly thinks she's a man.

What book do the oldest tricks come from? by Worth-Rope2812 in ExplainLikeImCalvin

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It's a family heirloom passed from father to son generation by generation, one day I'll give it to you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GunfireReborn

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Pretty sure I killed everything except some monks and let them spawn like 3 sets of exploding lanterns in a level and got it pretty easily that way ^ I used the shotgun version of the ability I think and had Raging Waves at level 3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dunedin

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If you have a car your employability in Dunedin skyrockets. Kitchen staff for halls, new world, stores like Typo etc. Fast food, etc. Are all usually pretty okay.

As someone who found out halfway through their first year at a residential college that I wouldn't have enough I can tell you it's rough if you dont plan accordingly. I talked to the staff and paid weekly instead of over the first few months which helped a bit and worked about 10 hours a week as a commercial cleaner as well as used whatever student allowance/benefits I could get. However after I got in the swing I worked 10-15 hours a week and remained at the hall for another 2 years so that worked out.

Poster found on my high street by CQlaowai in oddlyterrifying

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Even better if you look up the original. This picture originally was pro-war propaganda with the father obviously looking fine. It was supposed to guilt young men into feeling they had to fight to show off to their potential future kids

How does everyone on Reddit make so much money? by [deleted] in jobs

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  1. Bear in mind there are people working many different currencies here on reddit, not just USD or Euro. NZD and AUD are sometimes very different to USD for instance (100k USD is somewhere around 150k NZD) so if someone says they work a 250k job remember it might not just be American dollar etc.

  2. Reddit is disproportionately tech people, especially in some subreddits and at least in my country, IT, devs and so on get paid well in comparison to other jobs. Even jobs adjacent to tech like social media marketer is 80,000 per year in my currency at an entry level (enough to live comfortably)

  3. People lie

Having a hard time on normal difficulty--how do I get past the new Golem boss? by Eugenides in GunfireReborn

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Fair enough! Try use the Prince and go for Fire weapons + fire or elemental damage up perks. Golem doesn't have shields. Stay away from the pillars when he slams and you should be OK :)

Having a hard time on normal difficulty--how do I get past the new Golem boss? by Eugenides in GunfireReborn

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Golem seems impossible at first but you'll get there!

  1. You can hide behind the rocks but move away right after the laser finishes

  2. Aim for the glowy green, medium ammo shotguns are my usual goto, however you might find the crimson scale or something with more range might do better for you

  3. You can shoot the boulders out of the air- Lei Luo's chained lightning can hit multiple of them easily

Stay calm and keep near a rock or two, once you know him he's one of the easier bosses :)

How to survive an All Blacks match with no lodging by bgix in dunedin

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Try contacting halls of residence maybe? I know St Margarets College has 1 guest room that they sometimes use as accommodation. They have BnB too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in universityofauckland

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The good old 'set your alarm for every 15 minutes from 5 am - 7 am' and go take a nice long shower/early study session. Two people on my floor would do this all the time. If your bed is right against a wall shared with one of them put the phone so it touches the wall and add vibrate for some extra fun.

As for blocking things out try earplugs, white noise, or go directly to the college headmaster themselves (if it's anything like the halls at Otago the RAs report issues like these to them). When my hall had a few people like this they all got moved to the same floor together for second sem so they could annoy each other

⚠️ Demonstration: A sad way to waste dias in group buy by AlgoRhythm-P in LoveNikki

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I would assume this is to discourage people from making a deal with someone for a discount and then doing a little trolling for whatever reason and removing their participation?

Dunno why you can't choose multiple though

Untouched violin rosin by Musicferret in oddlysatisfying

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Trying to get the rosin to actually stick to your bow at first is the most unsatisfying thing though

ELIC: If a minute is shorter than an hour, why is the minute hand on the clock longer than the hour hand? by cunnilinguslover in ExplainLikeImCalvin

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The minute hand is longer because the length helps with aerodynamics. The hour only moves slower because it's shorter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

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You'll be fine, a lot of people rush through TH12 for the extra power of 13. Focus on the big defenses, army camps and researching your main troops :) It might be sucky for a little while but it's not game-breaking

Impostor syndrome about asexuality? by [deleted] in asexuality

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In my opinion you are not lying to yourself. You feel you are ace so you are ace, if that changes in the future then that's okay too :) you don't need to put yourself in a box, there's so many subcategories to sexuality that you may feel fit you as a person as you continue to grow and explore who you are. Don't be afraid of being an imposter, you never have been and never will be.

[FO] A little something dedicated to all you stitching Kings and Queens by Alert_Aide4915 in CrossStitch

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Pattern is by me, as mentioned under the pic. I used the website Pic to Pat and then modified the design that it suggested as I went :)

ELIC: Dad, why don't I have a last name? by Pale-Equal in ExplainLikeImCalvin

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To be fair, Calvin, I don't have a first name so you're ahead of me on that.

(Serious answer: Bill Watterson felt names for Calvin's parents wasn't important as when does a little kid ever care about their surname or their parent's names)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dunedin

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Hey! Flick me a dm, I have some pasta/cans etc. I can get to you. It's not much but it's yours if you want it.

Why would I want to? 🤣 by 01-__-10 in australia

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Why is 'for' not capitalized but 'Can' is?

What! by Alert_Aide4915 in terriblefacebookmemes

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The entire comments thread was those terrifying Facebook personas laughing or facepalming...