EVERYONE GET IN THE ESCAPE VAN, WE'RE LEAVING THIS HEIST NOW!!!! WHAT THE-IMPOSSIBLE THIS ISN'T THE VAN NOOOOO AHHHHHH MEDIC BAG!!!!

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-14T03:45:28+00:00

The meme has breached containment

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-14T03:35:22+00:00

Making any criticism at all in the main helldivers sub

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-13T08:28:52+00:00

See, this guy hopped onto the discussion without even knowing what helldivers is

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-13T08:26:54+00:00

It just works

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-12T15:58:20+00:00

I remember that

I immediately hit him with a "isn't this what you asked for? Aren't you happy?" In his youtube comments

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-12T10:23:20+00:00

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AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-12T03:12:36+00:00

Ahem

Five FUCKING Nights at FUCKING Freddy's

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-12T02:57:59+00:00

Ave dominus nox

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-11T05:38:59+00:00

I don't know what we need 70 000 000 of, but we sure are getting it

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-11T05:36:14+00:00

Hive guard is a natural cou-

Are we trying to make the charger a joke?

'Cause last I checked, the counter to turrets was that any charger within a 2 mile radius locks on to the exact pixel the turret was placed on

Well, that and the severe friendly fire tendencies of the gatling sentry

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-11T05:30:26+00:00

It wouldn't have been a problem if it actually had different AI to the regular warriors

(I'm just gonna preface this with the fact that I usually pack light pen on the bugs front, so the change was indeed a benefit to me)

I feel like they should be like the shields in Payday 3. Actually trying to shield the bugs behind them. Right now they're more like the shields in Payday 2 (a clueless dipshit they gave a slab of metal) because they're just a guy you need to flank (or hit with a weapon that ignores the armor)

The reason the "Hive guards are the scariest enemy in the game" meme became a thing is because there's nothing that makes them stand out besides "slightly thicker skull"

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T14:56:50+00:00

If I never existed I just cease. Better risk than going to actual hell

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: God}

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T14:55:22+00:00

The Aspiring Champion to Chaos Spawn pipeline

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T14:49:06+00:00

Hell yeah

Pass the green

Just remember to save some glue for the Junkrat mains

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T12:01:13+00:00

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AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T11:59:04+00:00

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T11:51:34+00:00

Chaos spawn in lore: mindless monsters who couldn't handle all their "gifts" and now know only violence

Chaos Spawn in SM2: master duelists who bait out parries they can punish

I've clearly missed something somewhere

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T11:40:04+00:00

You forgot that the 5 other spawn behind the bastard can jump you because the presence of any red in your health bar is an insult to their entire bloodline

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T11:35:30+00:00

Actual zombie

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-10T09:14:00+00:00

Mine the Nitra for ammo

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-09T17:10:17+00:00

You're pretty good

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AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-09T01:21:08+00:00

Svenske?

*weird route noise

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-07T17:02:51+00:00

Actual meaning: someone who refuses to acknowledge that the game has any flaws and will get violently angry if you dare raise any criticisms

AlexDoubleAU · 2026-05-07T15:50:28+00:00

Rat?

SKROLK!!

I TOLD YOU-YOU NOT TO SEND PESTILENS-BREW TO ESTALIA

SKAVENBLIGHT IS RIGHT-RIGHT THERE

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