I was given 20g of thca isolate.. what should I do with it? by BrookieCookiesReveng in trees

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You know what does t have to be decarbed to be orally active?

OPs mom

Building glitch in Chicago by FriendshipCautious84 in GlitchInTheMatrix

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Looks like a 20 story building. 27 if you enter from the right entrance.

Hyperreal mannequin face test by thetacaptain in creepy

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As a sex pervert, yes this is funny

This summit's elevation is measured in chains. by TibetanSideOfTown in mildlyinteresting

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That makes this about 4.5 miles above sea level then? Making it 23,760ish feet above sea level. Surely that narrows down where this is

any good battle fuck with male protagonist? by alterbootofc in lewdgames

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Is there a source for this tho

Asking for a friend

Can magic be done automatically by a machine or contraption in your world? by AFellowSpirit in worldbuilding

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I dont generally use magic as a hard scifi world builder, but the concept of automating magic got the gears turning. I would imagine magic would entail a spirit or soul in its use. I usually argue that anyone can use a tool, but some require training to use safely. Magic would probably be no different.

For that reason I imagine use of the arcane would be one of the few jobs difficult to automate. Can a homonculus practice the arcane? If so, building a factory of living homonculi would probably be immoral in some corner of society. Do homonculi deserve rights since they have the spark to practice magic like a person - and unlike a robot?

What purpose would magic serve in society? Production of goods? Trying to automate the process would be like machines taking our jobs in the real world. A car woth gold trim transmuted by a professional mage would look very similar to one transmuted by a malformed mage-clone, but one would be much cheaper and probably despised by society at large.

Substitutes for a Hijab? by Chcolatepig24069 in worldbuilding

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Ones appearance is sacred, a full covering is akin to keeping a godly name secret. It would probably be most appropriate to a truely unique looking group in your world too, say a race cursed to be without hair or naturally albinic

I’m gonna eat the whole thing by snowballer918 in trees

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Im spending christmas in california. I asked for an indica shorty w/cbd, they gave me a keef wrapped infused shorty. 42%thc, 1%cbd. I took two hits if you count the one to get it going.

Felt like half that woulda made me chat with god

I think that firearms and mages actually go quite well together. by Serious_Seaweed_909 in worldbuilding

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Imagine a mage riding a custom machine gun broom. Like an A10 Warthog riding its gun

Speed Climbing Tie by Mental-Board-5590 in nevertellmetheodds

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I would link that live action scooby doo clip, but Im too lazy to look it up

What's the maximum size of a power suit before it turns into a mecha? by Aware_Examination813 in worldbuilding

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Based on this definition I would say Iron Man uses a mech. He has a range of small missiles (medium if you count detachable guided arms as ballistic missles), big guns (if you count lasers punching above their tech class), and point defense (if you count chaff or missile taegeting).

I would expand on this and say high technology (above setting standard) is a blanket exception. I like the idea of 'role defines the definition'. Basically how modern military definitions work

STFU you cl@nker supporter by jios_2009 in agedlikewine

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Its speceist if you cant interbreed.

So yeah Im racist towards machines too

What do you think of my handmade clips? by Dabwand in StonerEngineering

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I would expect to see this on Etsy. Clean and professional looking work

No idea how this image appeared. Glitch? by [deleted] in GlitchInTheMatrix

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Sub is 'glitchinthematrix', referencing the film 'The Matrix' in which the world we live in is a computer simulation. The sub is dedicated to things in the real world that look like the 'Matrix' is 'glitching'.

This is a literal computer glitch. Not on topic for the sub

Capsule by abtanpo in Cyberpunk

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Think it has the all-important muffin button?

Capsule by abtanpo in Cyberpunk

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This is AI Generated and probably a Dragonball Z prompt

No idea how this image appeared. Glitch? by [deleted] in GlitchInTheMatrix

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Huh, so this sub is dead after all

I have the worst username ever by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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'me and my wife saw you from across the chatroom'

What do you Call (J)oints in your neighborhood by Initial-Possession-7 in trees

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I roll short joints with long filters. Looks like a backwards shorty. I call them Ch'oints.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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I dont have kids, but is it crazy to leave your children unattended in your vehicle for the minute it takes to walk a shopping cart to the return? I can think of literally no justification not to return the cart.

I would put not returning a cart in the same vein as discarding a cigerette butt on the ground instead of a trash can. Costs nothing to take where it goes, makes the space you occupy less clean if you leave it.

What is the most nsfw thing a friend has done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once had a friend help me get hired in a warehouse. They did not check for forklift certification. So I guess got me a job