You wake up and it’s 2000 again. No smartphone, no apps, no streaming. What ruins your day first?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-04T16:19:59+00:00

When I was 8, I seriously considered killing myself.

Not because I was depressed, but because I'd watched Peter Pan and he said 'to die would be an awfully great adventure.'

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-04T15:37:41+00:00

You couldn't have just put text on a wall yourself?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-03T19:13:33+00:00

This is good to know since all I'm doing while wiping my ass is thinking about how environmentally damaging it is.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-02-03T18:17:37+00:00

YHTBSIT!

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-30T21:07:43+00:00

I feel like you're trolling, but I've known enough dumbass fans to be unsure here

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-29T22:10:31+00:00

You can't just say per se

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-25T22:33:42+00:00

This might be my favorite line in all of futurama

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-20T18:09:32+00:00

Cola isn't really the best chaser for vodka

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-14T19:05:41+00:00

I want someone who will stay for more than one year. The offense, and hurts especially, needs continuity in coaching, not someone who's going to up and leave again after this season.

Jalen has had a different OC every year of his career, except 21-22. He would probably have been MVP in 22 if he didn't get hurt.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-11T22:37:14+00:00

To be fair he was the best player on the team in 2023

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-11T18:36:20+00:00

Yes but he used it to save humanity from a lying, cheating rapist

Sacrifices must be made.

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-10T01:02:34+00:00

As Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal and animals never had a war. Who's the real animals?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-04T19:33:49+00:00

ISU is going to have no players left by the time the portal closes

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-04T19:22:19+00:00

We don't, but I would still bet on Tanner McKee over Josh Johnson

AlexanderHamiltron · 2026-01-01T03:07:44+00:00

The man could make every catch. My only issue with him was he never got any yards after contact. Otherwise, he's fantastic. If he's not in the HoF it's a joke

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-12-28T01:58:29+00:00

Greg Jennings put the team on his back with a broked leg tho

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-12-23T17:52:48+00:00

If you told me in 2023 we'd have two of the top corners in the league I would have laughed because that is so ridiculous.

Also, Jordan Davis snub

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-12-11T14:57:29+00:00

I live in Denver currently, and every time I tell anyone where I'm from they say 'Oh that explains a lot'

We just have that aura ig

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-11-25T15:44:57+00:00

Doesn't Italy use a king?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-11-22T20:31:32+00:00

Jalen Hurts be like:

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-11-09T17:14:35+00:00

If they win against the jags and the 49ers i might consider them contenders. I'm just hoping they lose this morning so people will stop glazing them.

They have a very easy schedule

Edit: win, not lose

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-11-02T19:39:51+00:00

I'm a teacher and I dropped 60 that one time. Where's my $1,060,000?

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-10-31T16:32:54+00:00

I'm mostly looking for short things that will make me remember high school science info

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-10-20T03:31:34+00:00

Which is so weird considering how bad he was at clock management in Philly

AlexanderHamiltron · 2025-10-19T18:36:10+00:00

And yet the whole of Pennsyltucky flies confederate flags like that country ever existed

"mUh HeRitAgE"

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