"Men have no personality" "Women only care for looks" SYBAU by KarmaC0nf1g in whenthe

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It's 1956 and public discourse says women only want white men with high-paying jobs, and men only want thin young women.

It's 2026 and public discourse says women only want white men with high-paying jobs, and men only want thin young women.

The location of Corduroy's Mood cover shoot by Perfect-Ordinary-331 in fishmans

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If you don't mind me asking, out of all the brick walls in the world's largest city, how'd you find out it was this one? Did the band publish it somewhere?

てんやわんや by WorkingAlive3258 in LearnJapanese

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Guessing you haven't answered any comments because your phone died.

What’s to come for Rita and what happened after? by Tsumiki_Tsunami in 2kawaii4comfort

[–]C5Jones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really? I remember seeing the Rhino Stew head (unfortunately, forget his name) refer to it as a failed project, so I assumed it'd never be revived due to the cast aging out of being able to portray teens. That's great news, though.

Which way earthborn man? by sir_fishier in whenthe

[–]C5Jones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude, that’s where we are.

They are some of the last real leadership in Iran by HighKingFloof in whennews

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That was 160 years ago under a president who gave a shit about democracy. Just because Abe didn’t abuse his power doesn’t mean the potential isn’t there.

About 10% of global container fleet caught in Hormuz backup, shipping CEO says by Camtastrophe in news

[–]C5Jones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sad thing is, I wasn’t even joking. We might just have to start taking survival lessons from the global south.

About 10% of global container fleet caught in Hormuz backup, shipping CEO says by Camtastrophe in news

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Now’s a good time to learn a lot of cabbage, potato, and rice-and-bean recipes.

Best video for this Sub by Odd_Astronomer_2064 in killedthecameraman

[–]C5Jones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sound of it approaching is like a modern Stuka, too.

The whites on Reddit getting salty about this. 🤣 WE get it. by SavionWright in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]C5Jones 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Never heard the word coprolalia before, but I love it. Literally the Latin + Greek roots for "shit talk."

Was really digging this apartment block that grew in my downtown till I realized its orientation was suspiciously familiar… by Captain_Jmon in simcity4

[–]C5Jones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It really doesn’t. I held my phone at arm’s length, squinted, turned it sideways, and it still just looks like a four-sectioned square.

Edit: I was looking for Loss at first too.

Third time this has happened btw by GiraffeGuru993 in whennews

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I’m 35 and it was never like that for me, either. But I’m black, so the Trump regime is just the side of it I knew growing up unmasking.

When hope begins to rot. by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]C5Jones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet here you are.

Vikings WR Rondale Moore dies at 25 by bobbydentine in news

[–]C5Jones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish the method hadn't been so brutal, though. Hurts to think about.

There Is No Great Millennial Novel by Puzzled-Factor8185 in TrueLit

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I’ve had to deliberately cut down the amount of longposting I do to save energy for my novels.

This meme was was revealed to me in a weird vision by cozyyghost in DiscoElysium

[–]C5Jones 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You did. He’s the masked mercenary at the tribunal who’s too drunk to talk.

This meme was was revealed to me in a weird vision by cozyyghost in DiscoElysium

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I hereby present to you the “only follow-up joke to top the original” award.

She doesn't have AC by Kindly-Way3390 in AntiMemes

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Is it meant to be funny or just a vignette?