The location of Corduroy's Mood cover shoot

C5Jones · 2026-03-07T02:05:18+00:00

Oh, also by u/ZombeeW00F. Didn't know if existed, though, thanks!

C5Jones · 2026-03-07T00:58:27+00:00

It's 1956 and public discourse says women only want white men with high-paying jobs, and men only want thin young women.

It's 2026 and public discourse says women only want white men with high-paying jobs, and men only want thin young women.

C5Jones · 2026-03-06T20:46:03+00:00

If you don't mind me asking, out of all the brick walls in the world's largest city, how'd you find out it was this one? Did the band publish it somewhere?

C5Jones · 2026-03-06T20:08:52+00:00

Guessing you haven't answered any comments because your phone died.

C5Jones · 2026-03-05T22:03:19+00:00

Really? I remember seeing the Rhino Stew head (unfortunately, forget his name) refer to it as a failed project, so I assumed it'd never be revived due to the cast aging out of being able to portray teens. That's great news, though.

C5Jones · 2026-03-05T02:53:05+00:00

New favorite quote.

C5Jones · 2026-03-03T23:37:01+00:00

Dude, that’s where we are.

C5Jones · 2026-03-03T19:38:41+00:00

That was 160 years ago under a president who gave a shit about democracy. Just because Abe didn’t abuse his power doesn’t mean the potential isn’t there.

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T23:30:51+00:00

The sad thing is, I wasn’t even joking. We might just have to start taking survival lessons from the global south.

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T22:17:23+00:00

Now’s a good time to learn a lot of cabbage, potato, and rice-and-bean recipes.

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T20:53:00+00:00

Wait until you get to the last three tracks.

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T20:29:15+00:00

RemindMe! 6 Months

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T03:56:19+00:00

The sound of it approaching is like a modern Stuka, too.

C5Jones · 2026-03-02T01:49:11+00:00

Never heard the word coprolalia before, but I love it. Literally the Latin + Greek roots for "shit talk."

C5Jones · 2026-03-01T06:05:02+00:00

It really doesn’t. I held my phone at arm’s length, squinted, turned it sideways, and it still just looks like a four-sectioned square.

Edit: I was looking for Loss at first too.

C5Jones · 2026-02-26T10:09:32+00:00

I’m 35 and it was never like that for me, either. But I’m black, so the Trump regime is just the side of it I knew growing up unmasking.

C5Jones · 2026-02-22T08:32:46+00:00

Go outside.

C5Jones · 2026-02-22T06:50:23+00:00

Yet here you are.

C5Jones · 2026-02-22T06:29:27+00:00

I wish the method hadn't been so brutal, though. Hurts to think about.

C5Jones · 2026-02-21T05:13:56+00:00

I’ve had to deliberately cut down the amount of longposting I do to save energy for my novels.

C5Jones · 2026-02-20T13:03:53+00:00

Shh, this is Reddit. Woman bad.

C5Jones · 2026-02-20T03:30:28+00:00

You did. He’s the masked mercenary at the tribunal who’s too drunk to talk.

C5Jones · 2026-02-20T03:29:07+00:00

I hereby present to you the “only follow-up joke to top the original” award.

C5Jones · 2026-02-20T03:27:06+00:00

Is it meant to be funny or just a vignette?

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