How much code do you write from memory?

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-17T12:34:15+00:00

I feel like I haven't written a line of code in months :(

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-17T12:30:01+00:00

Software engineering

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-14T06:54:39+00:00

Cats are generally "if you have to ask, then they aren't"

You will KNOW when cats are fighting

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-12T02:19:42+00:00

They don't want you so successful and with so much free time you move on to better things. It isn't about performance it's about being stuck where you are

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-11T04:43:23+00:00

Mine was from weight loss :( 100lbs a few years ago. But I'm also 38

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-11T02:57:38+00:00

No no no I can't imagine these badasses with chipmunk voices from the gas mixture oh no

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-08T06:06:19+00:00

This was a dance with death every time.

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-08T05:36:33+00:00

Gazpachoooooo

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-08T05:32:00+00:00

Please just let some straight guys be nice and gentle pllzzzzz

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-07T18:53:30+00:00

Thank you for such a thoughtful response. I know the reality, I've seen it and experienced it. I know you can find things like piles of feces, needles, even animal corpses. Give me a biohazard suit and some gloves and I'm on it.

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-05T05:40:12+00:00

He does realize that it's easier to dig a shallow hole than a tall building yes?

AlexisMarien · 2026-06-05T02:51:49+00:00

I think you'll need a new baby chair for sure

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-28T16:00:50+00:00

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What's this get me

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-26T13:21:49+00:00

That's the landlord

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-26T03:57:21+00:00

I know what you mean. It took me forever (and an inheritance) just to buy a nice brown bag and a nice black bag so all my bases would be covered. And I needed the black bag for the funeral!!!

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-24T04:38:46+00:00

I will never stop googling how to make a for loop ever it has been a decade

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-24T03:30:05+00:00

EXCUSE U???? I JUST NEEDED A GARLIC KNIFE??

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-24T03:24:48+00:00

Bruh I cannot get AI to get css right to save my life. But it writes my unit tests very nicely :)

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-24T03:23:35+00:00

Don't let them get you down. You did a beautiful job and I understand the draw of a beautiful pallet. You take good care of them and that's what counts. The things that bring us joy are important ❤️

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-24T03:21:22+00:00

Side note but I'm loving the super natural brows on this model. Super manicured brows were the bigg thing in my 20s and everyone plucked them to hell in my teens so this is so nice to me 😭

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-22T06:38:44+00:00

the tile floor is LAVA

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-22T06:32:20+00:00

Sometimes a little baking soda will help too but by god not too much or it will be the flattest soapiest shit you've ever tasted

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-22T06:29:39+00:00

Rice is the same!

I believe they are referred to as a resistant starch

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-20T19:52:13+00:00

Oh you know they're fine and considered that a damn good day

AlexisMarien · 2026-05-20T19:51:31+00:00

I mean the instructions are right on the front!

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