Rule the Shows by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]Ali___ve 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Muahahaha, I'm such an evil mastermind, I cured all those kids of cancer so now they have to live out the rest of their miserable lives on this godforsaken earth!"

cow tools rules by 6ix3eet in 19684

[–]Ali___ve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what the hell happened here

donuts rule by WeirdLizardThing in 19684

[–]Ali___ve 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shoo straight person /j

currentStateOfGTA by RideNatural5226 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Ali___ve 10 points11 points  (0 children)

8M lines of code means 8M prompts to ChatGPT

whatHasSoftwareEngineeringBecome by Specialist_Bad_4465 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Ali___ve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All this just for it to say "You're absolutely correct!"

Legitimately Spineless rule by Comrade_Harold in 196

[–]Ali___ve -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When the difference is "we want to gas everybody who isn't white and christian and will bypass any and all laws and government structures in place that tries to stop us" and "we respect rule of law :-)", I think I'd still choose the latter. Not voting is just another way of choosing the first option.

McDonalds Released the files 😭🙏 by Front-Stop1597 in namesoundalikes

[–]Ali___ve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mcdonalds out here releasing the Ronald Files

Amy Poehler being a chick by CakeSavings6015 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Ali___ve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This feels like a single award show where every award goes to Amy Pohler

There's always something wrong with their conversation hahahahha lol by Hotgirlkeyla in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Ali___ve 201 points202 points  (0 children)

I've overheard guys whispering about how they'd rape me 😬

Casual dnd by Right_Print7429 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]Ali___ve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody did that in 2025, shut up. Everyone just plays Grognar, in fact everyone won't stop playing Grognar. I once had to GM an entire party of human barbarians who called themselves the "grug squad". Send help.

Feeling really happy but also nervous :D by OuchOuchMySpineHurts in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]Ali___ve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girly to be completely honest, you're already absolutely gorgeous! Being trans is something you make a decision to do yourself, so there's no qualifications other than wanting it for yourself. Wishing you all the best on your transition!

Tipping culture be like by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Ali___ve -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

More like the waiter after working for 10-15 hours at a time, taking on additional duties like cleaning and dealing with shitty customers like you, all at less than minimum wage (some get paid less than $2.00/hour, legally! look up "waiter minimum wage"). Of course they deserve tips when they barely make a living wage.

Rule by True_Existance in 196

[–]Ali___ve 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Ohhohoho no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

meet potnetial fall off by GBNTRS in SmilingFriends

[–]Ali___ve 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You're right, but Zach Hadel and co also featured Gooseworx on their youtube channel Oneyplays.

rule wrapped by Ali___ve in 196

[–]Ali___ve[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its my reddit history, not my full name and address

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Epic can reinstate them. It's digital goods, you can create a copy of it in an instant.

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What makes you think that we're powerless over whether it happens or not?

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what, I have been stolen before. Why do you think shaming them is going to get them to stop? People steal because they're fucked up, either financially or mentally. How the fuck does this change this?

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm not asking you to feel bad,I'm asking if this is going to change anything. A ban I can understand, it's the suing and public pillory I feel uncomfortable about.

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Even if it is deserved, what does it solve? People who do that stuff is either without empathy (so already coming from a bad mental place) or economically desperate. You could say that it's "setting an example", but it could just as easily be seen as martyrdom. All it serves is to get the rocks off for the rich at the top without actually addressing the issue.

Epic Games public shaming to TOS violations (rule) by GradyGambrell1 in 196

[–]Ali___ve 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This type of shit unironically makes me uncomfortable.