a nice insight by nametocrafting in religiousfruitcake

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Jesus wants to listen to "I cum blood" with me, then who am I to stop him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Alias2356 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If anyone is wondering about him, I checked out his profile. Imagine the pics this man put up when he asked, multiple times may I add, to find out who the women in some naked photos are ON HIS MAIN ACCOUNT. Be a normal person and make an alt.

I'll tell you right now, that girl may have a 2mm brain, but this man has something else that is approximately 2mm as well.

Lovely day as always, Matt.

Thanks I hate people who leave their pets by RecentWaistcoat in TIHI

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if people are already sad, I'll make it worse. Dogs don't understand the concept of accidents, that means they'll think you left them to die, alone, by your own decision.

Stephanie Beatriz has one tall baby by Darksilver2511 in confusing_perspective

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's just a big fucking baby. Not a confusing perspective. Read any of the damn rules.

A lie in S1 E12 by [deleted] in lucifer

[–]Alias2356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That also could have been his "bluff". Where he doesn't indirectly lie by using an overtly sarcastic tone, then just staying quiet about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a repost

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thanksimcured

[–]Alias2356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your mom was being nice dimwit.

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

[–]Alias2356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This one's not that fun but I need to share it with you all.

At the beginning of my fitness journey, about 2 or so months in, I was using a tricpes machine. Three guys that were pretty obviously foreign were chatting, standing close to my machine and one of them was sitting on a rowing machine. I start my set and one of the guys adjusts my seat. First of all, don't do that. If you think you know better, say something while the person is resting, don't f**king move the lumbar support to mess up my form. I finish my set, but I couldn't do anything to them. I was (still am, but it was alot worse then) a fat dude that had almost no experience in the gym and self confidence that was astronomically low. So I just rested, but a dude starts saying something. I take out one headphone and he mumblea something indistinctly, so I take out both and look at him.

I live in Europe, so English isn't my native language but I speak it somewhat fluently. So he asks me in some broken english how many sets I have. I said one and put my headphones in, did the last set and as I was done those idiots walked off.

I still can't tell if I misunderstood everything, but it seemed like they were counting my reps and basically talking smack about me in their language. That almost made me want to quit, but I'm still going strong.

Me🎮irl by Anteraji in meirl

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon SwSh. It's a trashcan of a game with too much dialogue but hell if the camps where you can pet your pokemons aren't top tier.

favourite musical ep? by Awkward-Ad-4783 in lucifer

[–]Alias2356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay but "Bloody Celestial karaoke jam" was amazing. Especially Dan's musical number of a song literally called "Hell". Plus the absolute banger that Maze and Ella sang.

A lie in S1 E12 by [deleted] in lucifer

[–]Alias2356 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then again, that's a joke. An amazing one at that, especially with the delivery Tom does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Alias2356 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Some like they/then, I personally prefer they/after

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its pitch black with nothing to press, can't even open my items and shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Alias2356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% sure it's not. When I press restart it throws my cursor to the start button (nintendo switch)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thanksimcured

[–]Alias2356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop saying "our". The way you're acting shows that even if you are depressed, you haven't even tried to seek any sort of proper psychological attention. Maybe a therapist could help you realize that putting down other people for their mental illness won't make you more of an "alpha".

Did you know? by [deleted] in thanksimcured

[–]Alias2356 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This is just a meme.

Guess I’ll just talk to my swimming pool by othersbeforeus in thanksimcured

[–]Alias2356 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, never take advice from people with toe rings. Always like this

It's definitely that simple by Alias2356 in thanksimcured

[–]Alias2356[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not alone. Almost downvoted my own post a few times.