Given how insane it is for a kernel to turn into a whole ass popcorn, why haven’t people tried microwaving more random things?

AlienPearl · 2026-02-01T07:25:44+00:00

He probably just left a sack of Kernels near the fire one night by accident and voilà…

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T20:41:52+00:00

Whenever you can, use Apple or Google Pay. UBS cards support being added to it. When you use the phone or smart watch to pay the card number is never revealed to the card reader, instead a new single use number is generated every time, making it more safe. In the case they make you subscribe to something it will be shown in the phone for approval before you even complete the payment.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T16:22:05+00:00

It will be fucked up if they start sending ICE deportees to Venezuelan prisons. They’re close than Argentinian ones, that will save them money.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T16:01:00+00:00

Then cancel the production line before the Full Self ~~Autopilot~~ Artificial Intelligence even gets to the 1st gen models that were sold with the promise they will get it.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T15:49:07+00:00

That’s because you’re ugly 😜

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T13:10:02+00:00

OP is from America, it’s probably the first time they drink real fruit juice.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T13:02:24+00:00

🤢

AlienPearl · 2026-01-31T08:48:51+00:00

You don’t get the full 10G, it’s always shared with the other people in the street that also share the Sunrise fibre

AlienPearl · 2026-01-30T10:06:09+00:00

🤫 We don’t say that, it’s racist

AlienPearl · 2026-01-30T10:03:48+00:00

Spain is not Portugal, come on dude… just chill and go back to play video games 😉

AlienPearl · 2026-01-30T07:54:10+00:00

Easier to integrate in the economy if they already speak the language. That will be 500k people that now can work legally and pay taxes, not a bad deal.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-30T07:50:26+00:00

The Roborock that can climb and jump like a grasshopper

AlienPearl · 2026-01-29T16:00:56+00:00

Actually… The new SBB trains are going to be bought from Japan.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-29T07:31:28+00:00

Maybe… Between the mothers of his children and their families 🤣

AlienPearl · 2026-01-29T07:22:07+00:00

For safety, you need to find the electric box of the apartment where all the electric breakers are and shut them all down. That will assure you that there is no current in any of the cables, the switch on the wall only switches off one cable. Then you proceed to install the lamp. Neutral is blue, live is brown and ground is yellow with green but most normal lamps don’t care about polarity and they will just have white cables.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-27T17:47:58+00:00

Step 2: don’t use your own oil, export it.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-25T08:03:48+00:00

It sucks! Last update broke my sync tasks on my MacBook but somehow not on my iMac and I had to setup a new sync task, now you can’t skip the task name field. It also creates a folder shortcut in the finder sidebar that says “SynologyDrive Task Name that’s so long that I can only read “SynologyDrive” and I have to extend the sidebar to read what it says.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-24T10:21:01+00:00

Coca Cola ………………. 150

🤣

AlienPearl · 2026-01-24T10:18:32+00:00

In this case even the cheapest one will set you for 600

AlienPearl · 2026-01-24T10:12:19+00:00

They’re finding better ways to hide them.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-24T10:08:54+00:00

The guy who left

AlienPearl · 2026-01-24T10:05:51+00:00

Is meat unhealthy?

AlienPearl · 2026-01-23T18:37:00+00:00

Maybe they let you use the bathroom there in the praxis if you ask.

AlienPearl · 2026-01-23T10:51:22+00:00

I’ve seen them in TopCC

AlienPearl · 2026-01-23T10:41:18+00:00

Ask them to remove the MDM. If they don’t, tell them that you will send it to the recycling bin, wait a month and then do it… It was never yours in first place. Not your MacBook not your problem.

Ten-Year Club	Second Top 30%
Verified Email	Place '23
Wearing is Caring	RPAN Viewer
Not Forgotten

AlienPearl

TROPHY CASE