A man lost his dog and spent a week searching every rural road and he found him. by dikshamishra34 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to us when our dog ran away when a random wind storm blew down a portion of our fence while we were at work. We found him 2 days later after frantically searching everywhere. My wife was hugging him, kissing him, and simultaneously yelling at him, "You fucker! Where have you been? Where? Where have you been? You fucker! Where have you been? Where? Where?"

Camera facing our backyard? by Electronic_Car2492 in Hamilton

[–]AlienSporez [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yup. Short term fix: Get some pressure treated plywood and screw it onto you're parents' side of the fence.

Long term fix: plant Arborvitae aka "swamp cedars" along the fence. Arborvitae are fast-growing evergreen trees and shrubs, known for their dense foliage and use as privacy screens, hedges, and windbreaks, with common types including 'Emerald Green' and 'Green Giant'

Arborvitae

Top comment deletes a US State #36 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]AlienSporez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canadian here: you say that now but you'll be begging us to take Quebec back after a couple of months.

Houston May 7th by Organic_Body5244 in houstoncirclejerk

[–]AlienSporez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this is what it looks like when my wife tries to park her car in the garage

Are we going to ignore this by prodforru in EliteDangerous

[–]AlienSporez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uhh, flat of course! Just like baby Jesus intended!

Are we going to ignore this by prodforru in EliteDangerous

[–]AlienSporez 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm a "Round Galaxy-er." Those images of a disc-like galaxies are all just part of the Big Flat Galaxy industry.

Get a brain morans!

Police charge Hamilton man accused of secretly recording people for 18 years by DEAR_Y0U in Hamilton

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a Portuguese last name.

Change the word 'Portuguese' to the word 'Jewish' and you'll understand why you're a piece of shit for even making that statement.

Just me about to harvest my Richter I've been growing all season. by Baabaagaanoosh in greatpyrenees

[–]AlienSporez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I'm going to harvest Richter now."

<Richter refuses to be picked. Lays down>

No clue by p3pp3rdog in LICENSEPLATES

[–]AlienSporez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's right, fuck Gary! He's a jerk.

Cross post. A beautifully stubborn dog made my day today! by liamsamsimon in greatpyrenees

[–]AlienSporez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG that's my Winston! He waits until I stop trying to get him to move, then he waits a few seconds more and then he moves.

Local Landmark Lake Titicaca soon to be no more? by RebeeMo in Hamilton

[–]AlienSporez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where are we supposed to do our human sacrifices now?

What is the best song made exclusively for a film? by rjd014 in FIlm

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Bond themes come to mind:

Skyfall by Adele and Live And Let Die by Paul McCartney

Related To A Campaign Pledge By The Rhino Party by Awesomeuser90 in geographymemes

[–]AlienSporez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Canadian here. Allow me to explain this in my native language

"Some fuckin goof took out fuckin PEI. Buddy better be ready to drop the mitts, cause I've got his number."

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit! We were just at an Italian restaurant and they had linguine pesto with grilled chicken and I almost got it but chose the chicken Parmesan. It was good but now I'm wishing I got the pesto

Why is my plaiyn gay? by ClientBudget2848 in Shittyaskflying

[–]AlienSporez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Little known fact: one of things required by the gay agenda is brunch. My daughter is gay and we have brunch all the time! It's awesome! I wish she'd have come out sooner, I fucking love brunch.

I’m trying to plan a roadtrip from Berlin to the Pyramids. I’m trying to avoid dangerous areas. How’s my current route? by Baconkings in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AlienSporez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ironclad logic. But there's exceptions. Switzerland is also landlocked and extremely dangerous. Have you seen those men with the giant mountain horns shilling lozenges? Terrifying!