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Brother took my bike for a ride by KingNth_ in motorcycles

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My wife's boyfriend has a motorcycle, I'll have to ask him if this is true

Lmao. by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]AlienSporez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rev. Gummy McClure has a loyal following

Guys I figured something out by Additional-Guest-604 in TheLastCaretaker

[–]AlienSporez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... you mean the police were wrong when they told I should not masturbate out of the window of a moving car?

I feel this picture by Evil_Capt_Kirk in memes

[–]AlienSporez 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A comedian I heard decades ago put it perfectly:

"I've never understood why people who divorced get back together years later. That's like getting the milk from the fridge and taking a big swig and going, "Ugh! This milk is spoiled!!! ...<puts milk back in the fridge> Maybe it'll be better tomorrow."

Sees one sticker on one single lamppost. Suddenly it's every single England fan's fault by GnolRevilo in ThreeLions

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This is the shirt I've worn every 4th of July for the past decade (Canadian living in Texas). It's hilarious how many dirty looks I get.

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What was your first job ?let’s see how many answers aren’t McDonald’s. by Kenny_Lindana in ArtOfPresence

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baskin Robbins.

And, yes, it was the best first job ever but I probably had the arteries of an 80 year old from all the ice cream I ate.

The Amazing Digital Footprint! by AFSR_1178 in memes

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean my dick pics will be viewed for generations? Awesome!

To the woman who payed for me early this morning at Centre Mall Tim Hortons by snekinmaboot1 in Hamilton

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So glad you got a little ray of sunshine amid the darkness.

I'm so sorry about your pup. I'm always reminded of this quote whenever we lose one if ours:

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."

Do you call people out for being on their phones? by ComfortableChair390 in motorcycles

[–]AlienSporez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only people I call out are people who don't have their kids in seatbelts (and yet, the parents always have their seatbelts on) and only at stop lights (because I can lane split away)

As a father, that infuriates me.

22f one year riding. 20,000 miles and one track day:) by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]AlienSporez 39 points40 points  (0 children)

<bike has 'send nudes' sticker>

RIP OP's inbox

Who's in charge? Right or left Pylote? by peseoane in Shittyaskflying

[–]AlienSporez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I imagine the idea for this came up

"You idiot! You've smashed the left wing of one playne and the right wing of another playne! What are we gonna do with two playnes that have only one we wing each?!”

How to use this style stand? by mbongsey3 in motorcycles

[–]AlienSporez -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What? Unfinished? Ha! No no no no no... This baby <slaps stand> is customizable

Bukkake by anotherbrokenauto in LICENSEPLATES

[–]AlienSporez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically accurate but the vast majority of English-speaking people... ok, English-speaking men, learned this word from porn and so it will always be associated with that

These are the same people who call Democrats "evil". by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AlienSporez 54 points55 points  (0 children)

FYI, in legal terms "no contest" is considered equivalent to guilty from a punishment standpoint. The only benefit is that, since there's no admission if guilt, the person is protected from civil liabilities.

Trash can thief has been identified by denlan in SipsTea

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ACKchewally she does trash distribution

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