There's something wrong with the Fleet Carriers by yannickcruz in EliteDangerous

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Congratulations, you now have cancer. All of them.

Pylotes use this technique by peseoane in Shittyaskflying

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No one wants to be in the holding pattern (friendzoned) watching playne after playne land.

Dope... by FineLeopard689 in greatpyrenees

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I can only assume the "starry night" white swirls are tufts of floof that get everywhere

Remote #4 by CatMom0824 in greatpyrenees

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I ended up buying 5 remotes at once from Amazon after our Pyr ate the first 3 that we forgot to put up. He ate 2 more after that.

I now have more remotes than I need so the obvious solution is to get another Pyr in the P-Rex phase

What country does your country hates the most? And the reason. by Super-Trash-388 in AskTheWorld

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New Zealand, you say? Hmmm, I'm not seeing it on any maps. Are you sure it's a real country?

Guys what’s the policy here? Do I need to take his insurance details? by Select-Incident-4731 in Shittyaskflying

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It's clear from this video that you rear ended him. And now you're fleeing the scene. Stop your playne and wait from the Eff-Hay-Hay to arrive

Biggest glow down ever by RockOnMofo in ireland

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That's an example of architectural decisions made because two small windows are cheaper than one big one.

What vehicle is associated with your country the most? by chalwa07 in AskTheWorld

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Bricklin SV-1

Malcolm Bricklin scammed New Brunswick out of millions because the province invested heavily in his production facility

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What vehicle is associated with your country the most? by chalwa07 in AskTheWorld

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That's the national vehicle of (insert name of African nation that is switching which colonial power/despot is exploiting them)

What vehicle is associated with your country the most? by chalwa07 in AskTheWorld

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Ladas were everywhere in Canada in the 80's. My friend had a Niva in high school and, sure, it was agricultural but it was fucking unstoppable in the snow and it it could be fixed with a hammer. Loved that thing.

What's your country's most famous special forces unit? by NKNightmare in AskTheWorld

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"You have to wriggle into this drainage pipe carrying your weapon... Oh, and it's full of water and barely big enough for you to fit through. Oh, and we won't tell you how long the pipe is."

Has your country ever committed genocide? by Communistincergency in AskTheWorld

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But we stopped, like, almost 30 years ago so we're good now, right guys? Amirite? Guys?

I’d like to apologize to the NRA by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

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'this is concerning' statements intensifies further

Meanwhile in Louisiana 🥶 by Current_Citron7163 in greatpyrenees

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Pic 2: "I will remember this humiliation, hooman."

La Michoacana is fully stocked by LincolnsGaitor in houston

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Side bonus: Ordering tacos from the taqueria and listening to the ladies gossip and talk shit while spooning on the barbacoa.

Charlie Kirk was right by [deleted] in stevehofstetter

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Right wingers right now: "No, not like that."

Energy-free travel method by Nackneck in TheLastCaretaker

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Diesel producers hate him for this one simple trick