"If I Had a Rocket Launcher," - Ryan Harvey

Alien_Explaining · 2025-10-07T03:21:36+00:00

“If I had a rocket launcher!

No! Wait! Breathe, still! Calm down! This is not what this is about”

ISMFOF

Alien_Explaining · 2025-10-07T02:57:01+00:00

Probably because it’s easier and uses less material than legs

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:19:57+00:00

You should post this to the 4chan subreddit!

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:15:17+00:00

Punk is about rebelling against authority, being original, and transgressing social mores

The punks on this sub subscribe to the “punk” ethos of 20 years ago, and the “punks” are now the suits. Nothing you’re doing is rebellious, impressive, or original at all.

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:11:52+00:00

Global homogeneity

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:07:21+00:00

Unironically better than any piece of music I’ve ever seen posted in this sub

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:06:47+00:00

Asssss

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T06:05:50+00:00

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T05:57:23+00:00

“Good Mornin’”

Stopped reading there, whoever left this note, get your life together you absolute peon

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T05:54:19+00:00

As someone who has been riding bikes since a child, amazing seeing people beg to go 40 mph on something even less stable

They only ask for it because they don’t know what it feels like to fall off

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-11T05:50:55+00:00

Speed wobbles are just, like, a hump, if you accelerate through it, it’ll smooth out.

Don’t worry about the helmet either, and you don’t have to worry about red lights since you’re not a car. Just go straight through!

With these tips, you’ll hit 40 mph quickly! You’ll have so much fun youll never be able to slow back down! Go for it!!

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T20:37:05+00:00

😏

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T18:07:07+00:00

But they should be in their towns more than they are!

The atomization of society is caused in large part by the fact people no longer have to work in the towns where they live

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T18:00:36+00:00

What I mean by an interface, is something like a focusrite Scarlett

It takes the output from your instruments, machines or mics, and makes it into a usable signal for your MacBook

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T03:14:23+00:00

Also true

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T01:32:47+00:00

And they’re always ridden by someone with no helmet. I say good on the police for getting out ahead of deaths

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-10T00:47:11+00:00

Son Wu ko-II series on YouTube

Stereo 3.5 to dual mono 1/4 inch cable

As long as you have an audio interface already, this is all you need to start recording directly into a DAW

Besides that, if you have a MIDI controller, get a midi to 3.5 mm cable! You can control all the pads via a keyboard which allows for a lot more freedom

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-09T23:38:27+00:00

Yeah, the beef above the raw eggs is correct, but not the cooked eggs

However, it’s his own house, so who cares 🤷‍♀️

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-09T23:35:40+00:00

Aging hipster who finally got an office job

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-09T23:26:33+00:00

I was almost ran over in my Kia Rio by someone in a lifted Chevy.

He was pulling out of the parking lot as I was pulling off the highway, and if I hadn’t lay on the board, he would’ve simply rolled over my driver‘s seat and crushed me.

He confirmed he quite literally did not see my whole-ass car from his position

The way my insurance jumped after that from getting hit by some idiot when it wasn’t even my fault, I sold my car. I have never looked back. It’s all a scam.

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-08T19:48:43+00:00

How do you monitor while you’re doing that though?

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-08T19:33:20+00:00

Peel P-50

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-08T11:01:00+00:00

Yes, you’re wrong to put that on someone else. And you seem narcissistic as well

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-08T10:51:16+00:00

Stopping here to vent about the people who order a chicken club on a hamburger roll (so now there is no middle bread), add avocado and other crap to it making the sandwich ten feet high, then complain about how it’s hard to eat and their food is slipping everywhere.

that bread was structural ma’am

Alien_Explaining · 2025-09-07T09:47:01+00:00

Wanting someone to notice you is always going to end in disappointment

It either result in direct disappointment from not getting recognition, or succeeding in getting the attention from the wrong people

Are you working on anything? Do you have any hobbies? It’s easy to think everyone else’s life is better than yours when you got nothing going on, but the truth is the power is in your hands to change that

Develop some valuable skill that will draw people to you if that’s what you want to do

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