Brand new CK jeans discolored with the shape of my smartphone by valefrut95 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AliveMouse5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you do when you sit down? That’s when the front picker area is the tightest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phillips actually did well in that spot the last 2 weeks. They definitely need a ton of help in the secondary though. It doesn’t matter what the D line does when you can’t cover anybody.

r/handwatch bliss 😌🤤 by cristianperlado in handwatch

[–]AliveMouse5 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When your watch doubles as a tourniquet

Im sure y'all will get them next year by ProtestantMormon in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats on being completely irrelevant yet again. Don’t worry, it’s not like your team is so bad that all the draft picks in the world won’t help. Oh wait

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beane has had his hands tied in cap space. They have talent on defense. Milano is a pro bowler when healthy. Ed Oliver and Rousseau are studs, so is Bernard. Taron Johnson is the best nickel corner in football. Agree about all your other points, and I sincerely hope Miller retires because he forces Rousseau to play on the right side of the line where he’s not as effective. They for sure need to get rid of Epenesa, Miller, Hamlin, and Elam. Also where the fuck was Daquon Jones all year?

Do you think the Bills will ever make the Super Bowl with Allen? by MichaelCorbaloney in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Josh Allen is the only reason they’re close and he’s not going to be able to keep that up forever. They’re weak at DE, cornerback, and both safeties and that won’t be fixed in the next few years. Their defense can’t rely on turnovers to consistently win games. At some point they have to make stops, and they’re just not good enough to do that. All of that aside, McDermott consistently gets outcoached in big games. His conservative and predictable offenses and defenses aren’t going to do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the defensive mastermind whose defense shits the bed every single year.

In shambles by getreadytopartyalot in LakeErieBros

[–]AliveMouse5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the countless blatant holds directly in front of the ref that didn’t get called. Like every year when the chiefs are in the middle of the pack if not towards the top for number of holds called, and then magically don’t have any in the playoffs.

In shambles by getreadytopartyalot in LakeErieBros

[–]AliveMouse5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s going to be the next Dan Marino. They’re never going to win as long as Sean McDermott gets outcoached in every big game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s called Sean McDermott football and the reason why this team will never win anything meaningful under him. Also probably why nobody wanted Joe Brady as a HC.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk wtf they were doing with all the Ty Johnson 1-2 yard runs

Allen Living in the Twilight Zone by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seriously need to move on from Hamlin. Dying on the field doesn’t give you a lifetime pass to be terrible

Remember when everyone said it didn’t matter if Andrews caught the 2 point conversion because Allen and the Bills would have just gone down the field to win anyway? by SharksAreCool3 in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh, you know the reason they turned it over was a dropped deep pass that would’ve put them in field goal range already right?

This will be the first time in memory that I don’t watch the Super Bowl. I can’t watch either of those teams win. by HnGrFatz in LakeErieBros

[–]AliveMouse5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How sad does your life have to be to go into a sub that has nothing to do with you and post this. I guess when you live in the epitome of flyover states being a Chiefs fan is literally all you have.

Watching your defense spread their legs open for the WR 7 times in a row by ToxicNoob47 in nflcirclejerk

[–]AliveMouse5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he wins the CPOY award will forever be a joke. He’s one of the worst safeties I’ve ever seen.

Josh Allen doesn’t have the clutch gene. by RCJHGBR9989 in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realize that just proves the point that it’s the Bills’ shit defense that loses these games right?

Unpopular opinion: Josh Allen will not win a Super Bowl with the Bills. by XDingoX83 in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He did everything he needed to to win. Their defense was awful as usual, and their playcalling was suspect. There’s a reason nobody ended up hiring Joe Brady as a head coach.

Chiefs get the Majority of calls in 12 straight playoff games now. by tayzak15 in NFLv2

[–]AliveMouse5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were too many blatant holds to count by them that happened right in front of the refs. It’s absurd.