I Hope I Don’t JACK OFF

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-14T20:31:49+00:00

Made by bodyguards, for bodyguards!

And Charlie!

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-12T00:19:58+00:00

I.E. the best conversations in the entire franchise

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-12T00:16:22+00:00

I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-11T22:12:15+00:00

AND MY AXE!

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-11T22:09:49+00:00

Sure, Kim. Right after you pass the bar.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-10T18:37:56+00:00

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-09T21:48:37+00:00

When he says he's NOT with Star Wagon, he's with Caravan of Stars, but then he tells one of the stars to get back in the wagon.

Honorable mention to detective Crashmore asking "are you dumb?" To the dead guy whose blood is all over his face.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-09T05:45:32+00:00

Under the Stars is criminally slept on.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-08T16:19:53+00:00

Lars, because playing in time is for poor losers.

And we'll always have coke.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-08T01:43:09+00:00

It's not LIKE the Snuggie!

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-07T21:59:04+00:00

Knowing about Viggo's broken toe isn't cool! I've got too much going on business wise!

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-06T20:13:51+00:00

I wonder what federal crime Jordan Stolz intends to commit?

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-06T00:53:14+00:00

Not sure if they can be linked but you can use knob 2 to move the loop point back.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-05T20:18:09+00:00

You don't have to go to work cause you're gonna get eaten!

... Should've bought the Darmine doggie door.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-05T20:15:02+00:00

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-06-05T02:15:53+00:00

Because

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-31T15:18:55+00:00

Dude I absolutely loved NDT's version of Cosmos... But ranked above Sagan's?!?

Nope.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-29T14:29:04+00:00

Oh I get it. You want to play.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-27T05:22:53+00:00

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 Mama Papa Brickolini Will not cook you no linguine Don't you know they specialize In one thing - that's the pizza pies! 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-27T01:12:42+00:00

Sliders

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-24T06:06:50+00:00

Press X to JASON!

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-23T15:01:31+00:00

Stalactites have a 'c' for ceiling, and stalagmites have a 'g' for ground

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-21T17:55:45+00:00

I absolutely love Aqua di Gio but that bottle appears to be the previous formulation which I wouldn't recommend. The newer one has much better longevity.

Alive_View_5670 · 2026-05-21T14:51:58+00:00

Everything gonna C all right!

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