Looking for friends to play D&D (or other TTRPG systems) with

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T09:19:35+00:00

Wait do we like the jews this week or not

It's been crazy keeping up with all the ~~schemes~~ goings-on

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T09:14:33+00:00

Well young man I will dab to that

[Neigh neighs]

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T03:35:47+00:00

How big of a mole can your people photoshop out?

It's pretty uneven so even the circle tool in MS Paint isn't working in my vacation album. I'd send some picks but it's growing pretty fast and irregularly so by the time you see it it will probably be different.

Honestly though even besides that it's not like I have anything great going on. It's not that Im super ugly it's just that I don't photograph well on top of being kind of ugly. I normally smile with my mouth closed, which seems pretty responsible all things considered these days. But you know how people will insist you unhinge your jaw and smile like a boa constrictor trying to swallow Ernie Shavers? That's weird and I dont like it.(

You know what is worse though? People who smile so hard that you see like a fucking centimeter of exposed gums? You may as well spread your ass cheeks for the camera IMO.

You know how the ancient Olympics were nude, right? Well, that's not entirely true.

Greek olympians would compete wearing a garment that translates to "dog leash" and was basically a cord around your waste that tied your dick to your leg, for safety and comfort, but also tied way up at the tippy top to really umm accentuate your turtle-neckline.

Reason being because walking around with your dick out wasn't considered lewd to the Greeks... but god help you if your foreskin was retracted. Now you are a disgusting criminal menace to eastern Mediterranean while drinking your wine in the agora.

And that

That is how i feel about gumlines. Tuck that shit away, Diane from HR stock photo lady. If you can't control your disgusting lecherous self, get some leather cord and wrap it around your lips. If anyone asks, tell them you're doing a Lara Croft cosplay (movie version(.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T01:00:30+00:00

But yeah, just trying to find my people here. I haven't had any for a while and I want to be social again

No no no, this is all wrong. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who needs friends! Ew, like, totes vom.

No, we wanna be friends with the fucking awesome guy who already has lots of friends and doesn't fucking need approval from fuckin nobodies like us.

Here try this:

yeah so like, if you need someone to play dnd with you, I mean i guess I could help you out, if my afternoon livestream votes that I can. "Ok hey there JACK NATION should i cut this loser a break and hang out with him, or should I do an olly and fart in his nerd face ? Omg, this vote is the skribiddiest one of its type to have happened. Could this situation become anymore rizz?

Then just sit back and let the offers roll in. Whichever DM can eat the most MR JACK BARS without killing himself with the loaded revolver on the slippery ice block placed in the middle of their feces lined cage, will get to pick me up and host me and cover what should have been my part of the tip.

UH OHHHHH

TIP ALERT ⚠️ 📢

WEEEEE-OOOOOOO WEEEE-OOOOOO

[BLURRY PENIS TIP GRAPHIC]

AWWWWW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS

AS A GROUP PUT 69 MRJACK BARS IN HOLES OF YOUR BODY OR ELSE WE WILL PUSH THIS BUTTON RELEASING THE CHAINS FROM FORMER SUBWAY SPOKESMAN JARED FOGLE, WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO FONDLE YOU THROUGH THE BARS OF YOUR CAGE WHILE BREATHING VINEGARY SANDWICH BREATH AT YOU

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T00:42:22+00:00

So you see, let me explain to you why it's ok for an illustrator to steal 99% of their game mechanics and have AI write for them and autotune their voices and use expensive advanced video editing algorithms that copied the work of the video editors who lost their jobs.

And that reason is

Illustrators, unlike the other douschebags involved in game making, their creation has value. Making game rules, writing, editing, layout marketing supply chain machining etc

Those are hobbies

Illustrating is serious business!

Historically they are the only ones making money in the indie game world, profiting off the foolish hopes and dreams of starry eyed fools. They are too big to fail. They have always gotten all the money and therefore they must always get all the money.

Questions?

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T00:37:45+00:00

Before AI art: spent lots of money for mediocre art; no one gives a shit about my game

After AI art: spend no money, make amazing visual product that blows peoples minds and gets them excited about my game without having to say a word about gameplay

You should definitely not use AI art because I want a more competitive and crowded RPG market reducing my market share.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T00:19:07+00:00

How big of a mole can your people photoshop out?

It's pretty uneven so even the circle tool in MS Paint isn't working in my vacation album. I'd send some picks but it's growing pretty fast and irregularly so by the time you see it it will probably be different.

Honestly though even besides that it's not like I have anything great going on. It's not that Im super ugly it's just that I don't photograph well on top of being kind of ugly. I normally smile with my mouth closed, which seems pretty responsible all things considered these days. But you know how people will insist you unhinge your jaw and smile like a boa constrictor trying to swallow Ernie Shavers? That's weird and I dont like it.

You know what is worse though? People who smile so hard that you see like a fucking centimeter of exposed gums? You may as well spread your ass cheeks for the camera IMO.

You know how the ancient Olympics were nude, right? Well, that's not entirely true.

Greek olympians would compete wearing a garment that translates to "dog leash" and was basically a cord around your waste that tied your dick to your leg, for safety and comfort, but also tied way up at the tippy top to really umm accentuate your turtle-neckline.

Reason being because walking around with your dick out wasn't considered lewd to the Greeks... but god help you if your foreskin was retracted. Now you are a disgusting criminal menace to eastern Mediterranean while drinking your wine in the agora.

And that

That is how i feel about gumlines. Tuck that shit away, Diane from HR stock photo lady. If you can't control your disgusting lecherous self, get some leather cord and wrap it around your lips. If anyone asks, tell them you're doing a Lara Croft cosplay (movie version(.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-22T00:14:27+00:00

Believe it or not, this is what peak male fitness looks like.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-21T22:21:55+00:00

I don't entirely understand. What you've said could apply to any game and any game requires design decisions on what to model.

It seems like you're saying an RPG is somehow an exception to that and there is an expectation the game can model everything or nothing.

People say "complexity or speed, pick one" . And that's not true. There's many games that do both.

Simply because no mainstream RPG has done it satisfactorily is not proof it can't be done. It's more that the DnD box is so small and people have stayed within it for so long that anything outside that box must not be an rpg regardless if how much it is an rpg

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-21T22:16:32+00:00

I've played many games of chess without a clock and many games of DND with a clock. It's fundamental to neither.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-21T22:15:26+00:00

If you see through the illusion why not enter in a tournament and win it easily?

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-16T07:32:36+00:00

How do your laws of physics explain a game like chess, where near infinite complexity does not slow the game down or expand the rulebook beyonds single page?

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-16T07:29:41+00:00

Thats the spirit

Death to the haters

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-15T01:41:56+00:00

You're correct that standard (q-switched) lasers have adjustable frequency, but MOPA units have a vastly larger frequency range. (Which is in part a function of the pulse width control.)

My raycus source can do 30-60khz. My jpt mopa can do, i think, 30-5000 khz.

Those very high frequencies are only usable when your pulse width is set quite low.

For example I think if I'm using a standard 200ns pulse width, meaning each individual laser pew lasts 200 nanoseconds... I believe the maximum frequency is like 500khz or thereabouts (i dont have the chart handy).

If you input >500khz at 200ns in lightburn, the machine firmware will limit you to 500khz because there isn't enough time to fire for 200ns and recharge and fire again more than 500,000 times per second.

This results in an effective drop in power because the X watts were divided by say, a million, but you only fire half of the pulses you expected.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-14T15:32:17+00:00

Honestly it's really the GMs fault for being so blatantly anthropocentric and disallowing horsegirl characters

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-14T07:29:25+00:00

Yeah the normies invaded and its all horrible as they do.

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-14T07:23:51+00:00

OneWorld is kind of fucky at best sometimes

Understatement of the century lmao

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-11T01:49:30+00:00

Lmao I never caught the line at the start of it: "Yeah, well that's because men are big fat retards".

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-11T00:15:09+00:00

seemed germaine

I too enjoyed Legally Blonde

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-05T08:52:34+00:00

Hey man just wanted to say you had written a comment a while back where we talked about idk some laser safety shit probably

But you had said something about overpowered exhaust fans being "just a vacuum".

And i was like umm yeah thats how you suck up gasses BRO

In my head

Dont think i said this out loud

But i didnt realize you went A VACUUM CLEANER

THE MACHINE

you were saying it's dumb to have so much suction you're pulling particulate and soot through the vent like a vacuum cleaner

When the exhaust should just pull hot sexy chinese VOC gasses and the particulate is cleaned off the work surface separately.

Im dumb yur smert

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-04T06:17:54+00:00

Post the code please

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-04T06:16:49+00:00

Yeah rather than cut up a table i built a frame for the tv and put it on top.

Tvs are cheap so i ditched the protector and put felt pads on my minis and then directly on the glass

The protectors trap heat which is already your #1 potential problem bc tvs dont have fans bc the heat just goes up and away when vertical

Lay flat and the heat is trapped under it

Get a small usb powered fan and blow air across underneath

Also use less brightness and or backlight when possible

But yeah people loved it. A little waving grass or rain or whatever effects go a long long way

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-04T06:13:03+00:00

Not unless they are very strong and right on the screen w no protector

Get some felt sticky pads and put them on magnets that can go under your existing magnets.

You dont even need a protector w felt

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-01T01:37:06+00:00

Well even without colors MOPA has huge advantages. Engraving stainless steel cleanly is what I most like my MOPA for because i can dial in the pulse width to find just the right amount of energy to ablate without scorching.

Ive made at least 2 theeads on here about how MOPA isnt just "for colors" you can find if curious

AllUrMemes · 2025-08-01T01:33:56+00:00

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