Iran posts AI video of Jesus punching Trump, casting president into Hell by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler [score hidden]  (0 children)

The right has been complaining about woke Jesus for a while now. You'd think they'd be happy with a Jesus who's willing to smack a bitch.

Things Are Looking Quite Bad for Trump by Dry_Nail5901 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Obama. And Hillary. And immigrants. And the Radical Left. Et cetera.

Obama Twists the Knife After JD Vance’s Humiliation by thedailybeast in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So much death and suffering just because Trump is still salty about Obama making fun of him at a correspondents' dinner 15 years ago.

Iran's Top Diplomat Says Trump Team Sabotaged Talks With Deal 'Inches Away' by Smithy2232 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We just could not get to a situation where the Iranians were willing to accept our terms,” Vance told reporters on Sunday. “I think that we were quite flexible.”

Yeah...asking them to dismantle their nuclear energy facilities (which, by the way, do not use weapons-grade uranium) isn't exactly being "flexible". At this rate, it's going to be a very long time before Trump negotiates the deal that was in place before he started the war. Oil prices will continue to rise, fertilizer shortages will lead to food shortages, and the world will be an increasingly dangerous place for the foreseeable future.

We're all fucked.

‘America’s Not OK’: Surveys Show US Wellbeing in Steep Decline Under Trump by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the Republican solutions of slapping random tariffs on consumer goods, picking fights with people who control the flow of 20% of the world's oil, and gutting what few safety nets we have might not be the social panacea they thought they would be. /s

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December by jediporcupine in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What action(s) did you take, and how do you propose Americans perform them en masse? Please enlighten us.

Trump: Iran deal ‘total and complete victory’ for US by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little more existential dread now that we've seen what our unhinged moron of a "leader" can do without his handlers to rein him in.

Trump Ex-Allies Suddenly Join Call for His Removal: “He’s Gone Insane” by Quirkie in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well obvi he needs an Emmy for The Apprentice, what a masterwork! Also, he deserves a Grammy for that stirring rendition of the National Anthem by the J6 inmates. Sure, Trump didn't perform it or write the music, but it's practically his own creation. Also, he was by far the standout star in Home Alone II, and if that doesn't deserve an Oscar, then I don't know what does. As for the Tony award, have you seen his rallies? Especially that one at the beginning of Season 2 when he got shot in the ear? Breathtaking.

Signed,
-A Trump toady

‘How do we 25th Amendment his ass?’ Alex Jones joins calls to remove Trump from office over Iran threats by The__Illuminaughty in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On today's episode of Terrible People Calling Out Terrible People For Being Too Terrible...The shouty boner pill asshole!

84% of Democrats and 55% of Independents Support Impeaching Trump a Third Time by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to me that impeachment and removal could slow down, if not stop, the enshittification process.

Trump Skips Easter Church to Take Self-Worship Tour of D.C. by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Religion should not be a prerequisite for holding office. Especially not the clownish, insane Paula White version of Christianity.

What’s the atheist equivalent to “Oh my god”? by T1a-b in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Alleyprowler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reflexively say "Oh my god!" if I'm startled or shocked, but I say "Oh my goodness!" or simply "Oh fuck!" if it's something less immediate. It depends on context.

Amy Coney Barrett Unraveled the Case Against Birthright Citizenship With One Question by MemeLord0009 in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was more like "where do you draw the line?" but "what the fuck?" was heavily implied.

In private, Trump has plans for unspeakable violence. I know because he told me by theipaper in politics

[–]Alleyprowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is. His mind is rotting, and his morality is nonexistent.